Spring Stampede Results
MATCH 1: GOLDBERG vs. SATURN
-Goldie won via turning the Rings of Saturn into a fireman's carry into a Jackhammer for the win in an impressive
match full of neat spots, some of which were blown (hey, Goldie's still an amateur).

MATCH 2: CAHVO GUERRERO JR vs. ULTIMO DRAGON
-The Dragon won via reversing the Tornado DDT into a Dragonsleeper in what was a freaking awesome match,
outside of a few awkward spots.

MATCH 3: CHRIS BENOIT vs. BOOKER T
-In a 'controversial' finish that will no doubt be rectified on Nitro tonight, Booker T won via a big sidekick over the
ref's head.

MATCH 4: THE BRITISH BULLDOG W/JIM NEIDHART vs. CURT HENNING W/ RICK RUDE
-In a predictably awful match, the Bulldog won via DQ when Rude uncuffed himself from Neidhart (you had to be
there) and started beating the hell out of people.

MATCH 5: PRINCE IAUKEA vs. CHRIS JERICHO
- The Prince inexplicably lost this one when Jericho got him in a Liontamer on the third try. Jericho then took Prince
Makimaki's skirt for his newest trophy. No doubt, Dean is gonna show on Nitro tonight.

MATCH 6: SCOTT STEINER AND BUFF BAGWELL vs. RICK STEINER AND LEX LUGER
-In another predictably awful match, Lex Luger got the win via a rack on Buffy.

MATCH 7: LA PARKA vs. PSYCHOSIS-In a decent match, Psychosis got the win over La Parka via the Guillotine legdrop.
 

MATCH 8: KEVIN NASH AND HOLLYWOOD HOGAN vs. RODDY PIPER AND THE GIANT
IN A SPECIAL BAT MATCH -In a comedy skit of a match, Hogan got the win via a pin on Piper after the Disciple gave Hogan an extra bat and stole Roddy's. Line of the night here: Tenay: "Piper's pulling Hogan's hair out strand by strand!" Heenan:
"Doesn't take long."
 

MATCH 9: RAVEN vs. DDP
-In a great match that borrowed heavily form the equally great 3-way match at Uncensored, Raven won via the Evenflow DDT onto a sink. You had to be there. Match of the night.

MATCH 10: MACHO MADNESS RANDY SAVAGE vs. STING
-In the worst screwjob ending I've seen since Fall Brawl, Macho became the new Heavyweight Champion of the World when Kevin Nash interfered and jackknifed Sting. Savage worked this match to the best of his ability and had to've injured himself again. Good thing his reaign is gonna be short...