God: Welcome to the end of your life, what is you name?

Tori: My name is Tori Amos

God: And how do you describe yourself?

Tori: I guess I'd describe myself as Attila the Honey.

God: You are about to begin your last 24 hours on the planet Earth. Is there anything you would like to confess?

Tori: No way, I'm not, I'm not going for that one.

God: Where will you spend the last day of your life?

Tori: Near some pasta cuz it's like the best, it's the most yummiest thing. I don't care where I am just as long as there's a great fat Italian cook close by.

God: Who will you have sex with?

Tori: The wolf. He's a really sexy man, a really really sexy man.

God: What music will you listen to?

Tori: Zepplin. Because it's passionate to me and it goes beyond fears, that music.

God: What film will you watch?

Tori: Uh, I'll watch The Jungle Book, I love The Jungle Book.

God: What vices will you indulge in?

Tori: The peace pipe, and some pasta with cream sauce on it because normally I can't have any dairy when I'm on the road, so I'm gonna have like loads of fattening stuff and it won't get on my thighs because I'm not gonna have a body anymore. So it won't matter.

God: How would you like to die?

Tori: Like the sunset.

God: How would you like your body disposed of?

Tori: I wanna be burned, definatly burned, like the witches.

God: What do you expect the after-life to be like?

Tori: A lot like here, to be honest. I don't think there's gonna be a huge difference. It's not like all of the sudden I'm gonna have a ice cream sundae with Jesus or anything. I don't really know what we'd talk about yet. I think the after-life is a continuation of lessons, so I don't really think that there would be a huge change. Maybe the way that I saw this place would change. Looking at it from a different perspective.

God: How will you sell yourself to Saint Peter?

Tori: Hopefully I will have been able to run into Mary Magdalene before I run into Peter, and she knows all the dirt on Peter.