By: Jaelle

As I walk through New York in the shadow of death I take a look at the heroes and realise there aren't many left! Cos we've been blastin' and fightin' so long All cos Professor Xavier's mind had gone. But I have never met a villain as powerful as Onslaught, A mutant with 'tude, from Marvel this con you bought. We better watch out our thinkin', and when we're winkin' Or a well-placed blow will leave us all blinkin'.

I really hate the hype but I gotta hope As he talks we see his hand through the driftin' smoke, fool. I'm the kind of hero little fanboys want to see fight With my claws and my guns and my costume so tight.

Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a Marvel Paradise We've all died and come back twice, livin' in a Marvel Paradise That's cos we're the good guys, livin' in a Marvel Paradise We're proud and dignified, livin' in a Marvel Paradise

Forget the situation I am here facin' I can't live a normal life, I was born with a gift So I gotta be here with the X-Team Too much bigoted hatred got me followin' dreams

I'm a well-trained hero with might on my side Got a mask on my face and spandex on my hide Death ain't nothin' but a psi-bolt away I'm livin' life do or die now, what can I say? I'm twenty-three now but will I ever see twenty-four? The way things are here that'll be in 2064.

Tell me why are we too dumb to see That the one we're fighting has invulnerability?

Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a Marvel Paradise We're all costumed with firm thighs, livin' in a Marvel Paradise Boy or girl we all wear tights, livin' in a Marvel Paradise They're a pain and itch in fights, livin' in a Marvel Paradise

Power responsibility, responsibility and power Lecture after lecture, hour after hour Avengers all are jumpin', but one of em's a mutant What's goin' on with their bailing? I just don't know what's happenin' They say they gotta go, and now they all are gone But they'll be back real soon in Heroes Reborn! It's won't be cheap! It won't be sick. It's a gimmick, that's why I know their sales are out of luck, fool.

Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a Marvel Paradise You'll spend your fanboy lives, livin' in a Marvel Paradise We sell books and merchandise, livin' in a Marvel Paradise At incredibly inflated price, livin' in a Marvel Paradise

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...