The Commandments That We Live By


Thou Shalt honor Dimitri's hair.

Thou Shalt give Bobovich gruel.

Thou Shalt include Bobovich in every story.

Thou Shalt like our stories.

Thou Shalt love everybody.

Mean People Suck!

Thou Shalt like stuff.

Thou Shalt annoy thy siblings.

Thou Shalt like gruel.

Thou Shalt honor Hank Azaria, for he is Hank, and Hank is good.

Thou Shalt bite me!

On second thought, Thou Shalt NOT bite me!

Thou Shalt NOT mock Dimitri or his hair.

Thou Shalt NOT admit adultry.

Thou Shalt love any story/show/movie that Dimitir,James,or Seth Green are in!

Thou Shalt build shrines to honor Sethy,Dimitir,and James

Thou shalt worship James' rose.

Thou shalt love EVERY hair color Seth Green goes to.

Thou shalt drink Pepsi.

Thou shalt honor the way Dimitri and James' hair falls just so.

Thou Shalt not say that Sethy,James,and Dimitri are not cute.

Thou Shalt not say James,and Dimitri are not real.

Thou shalt covet the hot men's movies and shows.

Thou shall buy anything with Sethy,James,or Dimitri in them.

Thou shalt only let Star call James "Jamesy"

Thou shall bow before the great ones(James,Sethy,Dimtri,Spirit,Star,Dervy,Ricky,Muzz)

Thou shalt honor the Bums