• They decide to air their feet which have'nt seen light for a couple of days.
• They play basketball with their just taken off smelly socks-trying again and again to shoot them into the washbasket.
• They refuse to ask for directions till you're about 40kms. into the wrong route.
• They insist on cooking dinner - alu ki sabzi and dal-chawal- and 30 dirty utensils for you to wash up.
• They get wives/girlfriends dressed to the nines for a date and then take them to a pizza joint.
• They don't believe at all in expressing their love with flowers-they prefer to take you to bed instead.
• They say a fatter you means much mire love, all the while eyeing your 36-24-36 neighbour in the lawn across your home.

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