These are my favorite sounds from some selected TV shows... movies... etc. To download them just click on the phrase and a little box will ask you if you want to save a file... click yes and the directory you would like it in and it will be saved. 90% of these are .wav files.
Ay! No es bueno...
Woohoo!
Doh!
mmmm... beer...
mmmm... donuts...
mmmm... spaghetti...
mmmm... something...
mmmm... hog fat...
Hey! If you don't like it, go to Russia!
Excellent...
Homer's philosophy on life
Ack!! Dammit!!
Didn't I warn ye? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
She's always leaving the toilet seat up...
That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie...
Schindler and I were like peas in a pod...
As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague.
Ha ha!
We're done for! We're done for! We're done diddly done for!...
D'oh! A deer! A female deer!
damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
I could pull a better cartoon outta my a...heh heh heh! Hey, whoa!...
...Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
Stupid TV! Be more funny!
am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean...
That's it, I'm outta here!
...I want to be a nacho man!
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers...
...If you lose, you're out of the family!...
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Uh, I mean, woo hoo!
Operator, gimme the number for 911!
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Now I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has. NOOO!!!
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.
Simpson's message machine
Say hello barney...
Barney thinks somebody is stinky...
My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R...
Mmmmm. Forbidden Donut.
I think the metric system is the tool of the Devil!...
Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays...
I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong!
Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinky!
Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!
We're putting that bitch on ice!
No, you got the wrong number. This is 91... 2.
...Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA...
I think women and seamen don't mix.
Twilight show... about that zone...
Man! This place looks expensive...
...sucked into a black hole...
Jump Free Willy, jump...
...damn you. Damn you all to Hell...
Ha Ha Ha... he dropped his notes...
Girls of the internet
It's raining men?
You mean I shaved my bikini zone...
Blah, blueh uaa...
He he he blubrrh...
Dear somebody you never heard of...
Must destroy mankind...
GOD help me, GOD...
...Hooaga!
I wore my extra loose pants...
Ah, it's my metamabolism...
...does she have assets?
...play it cool...
This is not happening...
Is there
The Jerky Boys!!
Irate Tile Man
Irate Tile Man (Big file)
I need money like anybody else!
Unemployed Painter
Unemployed Painter (Big file)
Piano Tuner
Sol's Glasses
The Home Wrecker
Hot Rod Mover
Scarface
Hotdog Stand
Sparky The Clown
Scaffolding
Roofing
Numbsting
HA HA HA HA!!! Funny Sounds!!
He's Dead Jim!
Trevor Goodchild makes an offer that can't(?) be refused.
Do the hoola with Timone from "The Lion King"
Words of wisdom from Trevor Goodchild on "Aeon Flux"
HAL 9000 speaks his mind. From the movie "2001"
Denied!
Bite Me
Exqueeze Me?
Hasta La Vista, baby
Failure is not an option
Houston, We Have A Problem
Hi My Name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Bevis sees a bit of nudity...
No problem Bevis... do you want cash or...?
Dave's Not here!
Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon theme From beginning of each Episode
"Oh Starry Night" From "Raye's Day in the Spotlight"
"Carry On" From "Day of Destiny"
"Rainy Day Man" From "A Knight to Remember"
"My Only Love" From "A Crystal Clear Destiny"
"She's Got the Power" From "Naughty 'N' Nice"
Theme for Sailor Moon R Movie From Opening theme to Sailor Moon R movie
Allan's flute song From whenever Allan summons a Cardian
Zoisite saying "ZOI!" From "Sailor V Makes the Scene"
Zoisite laughing From "Sailor V Makes the Scene"
Cosmic Moon Power, Make Up! (from S series)
Hotaru sees Eternal Sailor Moon (Sailor Stars ep.1)
Kyoufu, Kiki, Mercury no Tojou
Eternal Sailor Moon BGM
La Soldier
Onaji Namida wo Wakeatte (Sharing the Same Tears)
Moonlight Densetsu
Sailor Moon's Locket ... Still looking for an actual locket that plays this : )
Moon Revenge (R movie ending song) Personally... I love this song!! The words are so much like me ^_^
Otome no Policy (A Maiden's Policy, R ending theme)
Moon Revenge (R movie ending song) (different version)
Sailor Saturn meets Sailor Moon (from S)
Moonlight Densetsu (different version)
Kaze ni Narit (the wind the sky always)
Sanji no Youse (Three O'Clock Fairy, SuperS movie)
Fate is so Beautiful (Sailor Neptune)
Fire Soul Love YAY!!!!!
Sailor Stars extended opening
Cosmic Moon Power, Make Up! (from S series) (different version)
Starlights make-up
Fly me to the moon
Moonlight Densetsu (different version)
Approach the beautiful morning
Moonlight Densetsu (Tango version)
Hottokenai Yo (I can't leave you alone)
Someday... Somebody... VERY "Sesame Street"esque....
Berylia.Jedyte.zip
Bunny.Amy_Mizuno.zip
Bunny.introduction.zip
Bunny_crying.zip
German-op.zip
Jedyte.konigin_Berylia.zip
Luna.Sailor_Moon_jetzt.zip
Luna.passwort.zip
Mamoru...birne.zip
Mars.feuerball_flieg.zip
Mars.transformation.zip
Mercury.seifenblasen_fliegt.zip
Mercury.transformation.zip
Moon.mondstein_flieg_und_sieg.zip
Moon.mondstein_sternenebel.zip
Moon.transformation.zip
Naru.Naru_Osaka.zip
Raye_looking_into_fire.zip
Sailor.Moon.zip
Umino.Gurio_Umino.zip
disguise.zip
Makoto dead
Bunny Tsukino/Sailor Moon: If we would have given it (crystal) to them,
Makoto wouldn't have been... Oh, forget it!
<slap>
Amy Mizuno/Sailor Mercur(y): I'm sorry, but if we would "forget it",
Makoto will have died for nothing!
Amy dead
Bunny Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Amy is dead, Amy is dead...
But she had promised me to stay alive...
Darien: These Sailors are going to be the death of me.
Serena: Huh! The nerve of that guy, what a jerk! Calling me meatball head. Still...he sure is cute!
Serena: Hey you guys, could you please keepit down? I was up late last night and I just need a little bit more sleep. *yawn* Goodnight.
Serena: Studying so hard is very, very tiring. All those books, all those words. It can't be too good for a person. How does Melvin do it?
Rini: Kitty Magic, I want milk!
Serena's Dad: So who's this young man? Is he the fellow...
Serena: Uh, um, well, he's my friend Darien and he helped me find Reeny.
Darien: Hello.
Serena's Mom: Ah, it's very nice to meet you Darien.
Sammy: Ew, this guy looks way too old to be Serena's boyfriend.
Serena's Dad: Uh... boyfriend?
Serena: Eee, um, er...
Darien: Oh, um, I've got to go, I was just in the middle of my morning jog anyway. Uh, bye.
Serena's Dad: Wait a second. Hey! Come back here!
