Well here is the start to the Aussie Phrases..If any Aussies out that would like to add to it please feel free to email me

He couldn't lie straight in bed - Dishonest person, liar

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey- Hungry

You've got a face like a wet weekend - Miserable

It's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick -Better than nothing

As scarce as rocking-horse manure - Rare

A few stubbies short of a six-pack - Stupid

Flat out like a lizard drinking - Busy

To bark at the lawn - To vomit

As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike - Useless

A snag short of a barbie - Stupid

He would talk a glass eye to sleep - Boring

Like a possum up a gumtree - Happy, in good spirits

As bright as a two-watt bulb - Stupid

As mad as a cut snake - Furious

A fair suck of the sav - A fair go

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! - cold

See your last guarantee - On the verge of death

He would bet on two flies walking up the wall -compulsive gambler

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his hat off! - Stupid

Don't know the bloke from a bar of soap - A stranger

He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery - Useless

He wouldn't know his arse from his elbow - Idiot

Happy as a boxing kangaroo in fog - Miserable

As useless as a glass door on a dunny - Useless

I could eat the crutch out of a low-flying duck - Hungry

So slow he couldn't get a job as a speed hump -Dull-witted person

As lively as a blowfly on a winter's day - Lethargic

He couldn't last a round in a revolving door - Weak

As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest - Useless

My stomach thinks my throat's been cut - Hungry

I'm not pissing in your pocket mate! -I'm giving to you straight.

He's floggin the log again! - Havin' a wank. (Masturbating)

Gonna drain me dragon.- urinate

Up at a sparrows fart. - got up very early in the morning

He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock. -Doesn't have it together

A few wanks short of an orgasm. - not all there

About as useful as tits on a bull.

Twenty cents short of a dollar. - not all there- crazy

A sandwich short of a picnic. - not all there - crazy

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

A few feathers short of a full pillow