I have finally gained that elusive 'repeat offender status' on Jackhammer Ezine, with the following entry by the editors:

"Beware of the razor sharp humor and biting wit of this fugitive. Susan Sterling must be considered armed and dangerous. No attempts should be made to engage her in talk of family, friends or body shape as it could lead to gut-busting laughter. She's already caused 3 mishaps to readers of Jackhammer and there might be other, silent victims, slowly dying of laughter. She was last sighted on the planet of Ty, trading Beanie Babies for a short trip across the galaxy."