Good:
An officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem -
a 10-year old boy was standing up
the road with a hand painted sign which read
"RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The Officer then found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the policedepartment a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to
the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
just said.He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several
minutes.

This was a random E-mail sent
to us/Thunder & Steel
from:
(\O/) "an angel of Fire," Bette