!!How to cope with stress!!

Jam minature marshmallows up your nose~
and try to sneeze them out. 

Use you MasterCard~
to pay your Visa bill. 

Pop some popcorn~
without putting the lid on. 

When someone says, "Have a nice day"~
tell them you have other plans. 

During your next meeting~
sneeze and the loudly suck the phlegm
back down your throat. 

Find out what a frog in a blender~
really looks like. 

Make a list of things~
you have already done. 

Dance naked~
in front of your pets. 

Put your child's clothes on backwards~
and send them off to school
as if nothing was wrong. 

Thumb through the National Geographic~
and draw underwear on the Natives. 

Go shopping and buy everything you want~
sweat in them
and return them the next day. 

Drive to work~
in reverse. 

Read the dictionary backwards~
and look for subliminal messages. 

Start a nasty rumor~
and see if you recognize it
when it gets back to you. 

Bill your doctor~
for the time you spent in
his waiting room. 

Get a box of condoms~
wait in line at the checkout and ask the cashier
where the fitting rooms are.