10)Jack Nicholson. Okay, I know this guy is old enough to be my grandfather and some may even think he's completely psychotic. But there's something to be said for psychotic. He scares me and I LOVE IT!!!!
9)Michael Douglas. I fell in love with him in Romancing The Stone. There's something to be said for that safari look. It certainly worked for him. I especially loved the scene where he's all in white, waiting for Kathleen Turner to exit her hotel room. And there's that voice on top of it all...
8)Robert Plant. This guy's getting up there in age, too, but talk about style! I love his rugged face, the multiple scarves, the gloves, the flashy clothes. I used to keep a bucket under my chin to catch the drool whenever his video for Hurting Kind played on Muchmusic.
7)Andrew McCarthy. Here's an Eighties flashback if there ever was one. This is the only man I've ever had multiple dreams about. I see an Andrew McCarthy film (ie. Pretty In Pink), and I just know I'll have a juicy dream that night. I have no explanation for this...
6)Bono. There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with this man. No one can sport leather like this guy. I love his eyes, his hair, his ass, his arms. Remember the video Sunday Bloody Sunday from around 1984 or so? This was Bono at his prime. U2's With Or Without You never ceases to turn me on. An honourable mention goes to his sidekick, "The Edge".
5)Bruce Springsteen. Now, here's a guy who just gets better with age. I like his new buffed look, and his goatee. I first got the hots for him when he was dancing around onstage in the Dancing In The Dark video, wearing those skintight jeans and white shirt. But it was his video for Human Touch when he's wearing his black leather vest over nothing but his supple self that really sent me off the deep-end!
4)David Bowie. His voice, the only voice to make me purr besides you-know-whose. Here's another one who's improved immensely with age. I didn't much care for his seventies anorexic-heroin-addict look, but he's sure looking good now! His goatee (gee, do you think I have a thing for goatees?) really works. China Girl has got to be the SEXIEST song I've ever heard!
3)Jeff Goldblum. Now here's a guy who really puts my hormones in a tizzy! It doesn't matter what movie or what role he's playing, he ALWAYS turns me on. But my all-time FAVOURITE Jeff Goldblum moment is in Jurassic Park when he's garbed head-to-toe in black and sidles up to the dino droppings and says, "That's one big pile of shit." Lord have mercy!
2)Rod Stewart. I just LOVE this guy! He's not handsome by any means but he EXUDES sex appeal unlike any other, in my opinion. His hair during the early-mid eighties was great and no one on the planet dresses as well as him! He's got a great butt and something tells me he'd be a beast between the sheets. And I'm most grateful to him for bringing Air Supply to North American shores! As an aside, can you believe he's the exact same age as my daddy?
a)Gabriel Byrne. If this guy did indeed turn out to be Kaiser Soze, I would have turned to a life of crime quite happily. I love his accent, his crooked nose, his deep, dark eyes, and his nice suits. He was great as the German Professor in Little Women (1994). I almost cried when he was set ablaze in The Usual Suspects.
b)James Spader. This man is God on Earth, I swear! He's so sullen, mysterious, and never ceases to get me perculating. I ADORED him in Sex, Lies, & Videotape one of my all-time favourite films. The scene where he's watching his homemade videos, masturbating, wrapped naked in a blanket on the couch stands out vividly in my mind. Even when he was getting it on with another guy in Crash, I was turned on!
HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
Al Pacino. He's little but he's a dynamo. He's got that certain something...
Freddie Mercury (Queen). I'm so glad he rarely wore a shirt onstage...
Brian May (Queen). You've gotta love a guy who has hair better than any woman...
Roger Taylor (Queen). He's just so damn cool...loved his hair when he wore it a la Rod Stewart!
Patrick Swayze. Loved him in Dirty Dancing. What a bod!
Leonard Cohen. Okay, he's ancient, but he's got one sexy voice and he's so poetic.
Quentin Tarantino. He's quick, he's sharp, cute as a button, and I find him quite appealing.
Wesley Snipes. When I saw him without his shirt in The Fan, I was smitten. There's one fine-lookin' black man!
Graham Russell (Air Supply). He's got the nicest hairy chest I've ever seen on a man.
Ryan Philippe. Now, this young fellow has got to be the finest thing to come out of Hollywood in years! The second he whipped off his shirt at the door in 54, I was in love. Can't wait to see more of this cutie!
