This web page was written on 5-11-2001 at 12:38pm whilst grinding my teeth and spitting profanities at Lycos.

THE COURT OF THE EVIL KING:

At the bottom of this section you will see the buttons that allow you to use my guest book.  You can leave messages, insults or comments on this just like you do on all the other guest books on the web.

It's a third party guest book which does mean that it will take you offsite and has nasty adverts on it. If I get around to making my own guest book I will leave it here, on this page. And it will have no ad's and be much cooler in every respect.

Now, I really don't mind what anyone writes here, I've disabled the swear filter so you can make the language as offensive or colourful as you want. I've kept the privacy option so you can send a message straight to me without others seeing it and I've disabled the authorisation feature, which seemed bloody stupid to me anyway.

Having done this, I'm tempted to throw up a couple more of these, just for people to write irreverent garbage on, with silly questions and all that kinda light-hearted crap. I haven't made up my mind yet, but I will let you know soon enough.

Right, that's it for now. Go south and tell me exactly what you think of me.