This web page was written on 31-10-2001 at 2:40am whilst drinking cheap, flat, diet cola and wishing I had more Pringles.

THE EVIL KING RANTS:
It is true. I whine, I moan and I complain. I scream at the TV news reports with righteous indignation and curse the stupidity of politicians, the evils of corporate journalism and the gullibility of the masses. I decided, therefore, to give my long suffering family and friends a rest from my protestations and inflict them, instead, upon anyone who made the mistake of wandering into  this site.

THE FIRST RANT: Why it's good to talk to yourself. (31-10-2001)

RANT NUMBER TWO: Why I think TV is Evil. (2-11-2001)

THE OVERDUE 3RD RANT: Dissecting My Mind. (8-12-2001)

THE SHOCK-TACTIC 4TH RANT: Why I am not Jesus Christ. (24-03-2002)

THE PERVERTED 5TH RANT: Blood, Pain & Fetishes. (24-03-2002)