Back in a dark parking lot, late at night, Andrew and Ashlee are heading to
Andrew’s car when suddenly the Corporate Ministry attacks Andrew and knocks him
out. "What do you think you’re doing?" Ashlee shrieks. "Leave Andrew alone you big
bullies!" She starts pounding on Bradshaw’s back. "Get off of him!!!" Faarooq then
grabs Ashlee by the arm and pulls her off of Bradshaw. Midian grabs Ashlee’s
other arm and drag her back inside the arena. "Help me!!!!"

Inside the arena, Mark, Goddess, and Paul Bearer are waiting in the ring with
Mark’s symbol.

"What do you think you’re doing?" Ashlee shouts at the three.

"You’re going to be Mark’s new wife," Goddess replies with pure evil in her voice.

"NO! You’ll never make me!!"

"Oh yes, we will!" Ashlee is tied onto Undertaker’s symbol.

"Stop this, this instant!!" screams Ashlee. But she is ignored.

"Let her go!!" Everyone in the room turns to see a limping Andrew run toward the
ring. Mark gets in Andrew’s path and chokeslams him.

"There that’ll take care of him, " Mark says smugly. "Now, where were we?"

"Do you Ashlee take Mark to be…" Paul is interrupted by a shouting Droz running
their way.

"Great, now what?" Goddess asks, annoyed.

Droz runs in the ring, sidesteps, and ends up low blowing Mark and kicking him
while he’s down. Droz runs over and chases Bearer away and returns to Ashlee, but
what he doesn’t see is the Goddess sneaking up behind him.

"Droz, look out!" Too late! Goddess with a low blow on Droz. But wait, Droz instead
of falling down in pain, starts laughing. Droz pulls a cup out. He then starts laughing
at Goddess.

"Oh you.." Goddess starts, but it gets interrupted by the start of Kane’s music.
Ashlee, who is now free, yells. "Kane!! Am I so glad to see you! Tie her to the
symbol, please!" Kane nods and ties the fighting Goddess to the symbol.

"What do you think you’re doing?" The Goddess questions angrily.

"Oh, you’re gonna be the one married tonight.." says Ashlee with a smirk on her
face.

"Oh yeah, and to whom?"

Before Goddess could be answered, the all too familiar music of Ken Shamrock
starts up. "Here he comes now!" Ashlee announces happily.

"Oh NO! Not him!! Please, anyone but him! Mark, Mark help me!" Goddess looks for
Mark but then sees him tied up and knocked out after getting hit in the head.

"Sorry, but no one’s gonna help you dearie.. it’s time to get married!!" Shamrock
steps up next to Goddess and smiles at her. "Do you, Shamrock take Goddess to be
your lawful, wedded wife?"

"Of course I do!"

"And do YOU, Goddess, take Shamro-"

"NOOO!! NEVER!"

"Too bad, it’s too late. I now pronounce you Man and Wife!"

Suddenly a body comes swooping down from the ceiling. "ADAM," Goddess shrieks,
"help me!"

Droz steps in Adam’s path, but Adam quickly gets rid of Droz by tossing him aside
by hitting him in the head with a club. Ashlee then grabs Adam’s arm and questions
him, "Just WHAT do you think YOU’RE doing???"

"I’m getting Goddess and getting out of here!" Adam replies coolly.

"Sorry, her and her husband don’t want you intervening!" Ashlee says with attitude.

Shamrock sees the argument between Adam and Ashlee a chance to escape with his
new bride. He picks her up and puts her over his shoulder and he runs out of the
ring. Adam then sees Shamrock getting away, but Ashlee still blocks path. She slaps
him. Adam pulls back from shock, not pain. "You’ve done it now…" he tells Ashlee.

"Oh, sure, what are you gonna do to me?"

Adam slugs Ashlee and she gets knocked out cold. By the time Adam picks up
Ashlee, Shamrock’s out of sight. He’s already in the car with his new wife.

*In the car Shamrock and Goddess are arguing.*

"Mark’s going to save me!"

"Mark isn't going to save you! Give it up!! Now, be quiet and let me think of where
we can spend the night," Shamrock commands.

Goddess doesn’t give up. "No! You're not gonna get away with this!"

"Yes I am!! Now, lets see here.. there!! There's a hotel. *squints* What hotel is it?
The Darkside? Ah well, we'll spend the night here."

Goddess thinks to herself. :: The Darkside? Sounds familiar::

Shamrock pulls into the parking lot. He grabs Goddess’ arm. "Hey, you come with
me. We don't want you running away now, do we?"

Goddess tries to pull away, but she can’t. "Damn it!"

"Don't try to escape. I'm much too strong for you. Remember, I am the World's Most
Dangerous Man."

Goddess mutters, "Yeah, yeah, I know..."

"Glad you do." They walk up to the front desk and ring the bell. Shamrock shouts,
"Hello?? Anybody here??" Goddess shudders, realizing she’s going to have the spend
the night with her kidnapper. Shamrock questions, "What's the matter? Why ya
shuddering? You cold?" Shamrock laughs evilly. Rings the bell again "HELLO????"

A big tall man walks up. "Yes??"

"Yes, I’d like a room for 2 for one night."

Glaring at Shamrock, Goddess says, "Two rooms, thank you very much." Shamrock
with a little bit of disappointment in his voice, "Now honey, I don't want you out of
my sight!" *Squeezes her arm* "Understand?" Goddess narrows eyes angrily but
doesn't respond. Shamrock takes that as a yes.

*Turns to the big man.* "How about that room?" "Sure, your room number is 13.
Here's your key." He hands the key to Shamrock. "Thanks". *Turns to goddess.* "Lets
go!" Shamrock grabs her hand, forcing her to go with him.

"You sick son of a bitch.." Goddess whispers.

"What?? Anyway.."

Shamock finds room 13, unlocks the door and shoves Goddess inside and follows
"No....," *Goddess watches as Shamrock locks the door behind him*.

Shanrocks turns to Goddess. "Now you're trapped in here with me.. for the night!
With NO escape. Stay there!" Shamrock hides the key then he returns.

Goddess yells, "You can't do this to me, Shamrock. I thought maybe you had a
heart, but damn it, I guess I was wrong!" She starts backing away.

"I left my heart in Sacramento.."

Goddess keeps backing away, till she realizes she's walked right into the bed.
Shamrock commands, "Come here!!!"

Goddess screams, "Get your hands off of me!!!!"

"Oh shut up... " There’s a knock on the door. Shamrock freezes when he hears this
but doesn't let go of his wife. The knocking gets louder. "Who's there? What do you
want??" Shamrock questions.

*Mark's at the door, but disguises his voice well.* " Heard some screaming, is there
any problem?"

"No problem!"

Goddess shouts, "Hell yeah there’s a prob-" Shamrock covers her mouth with one
hand.

"There seems to be a disagreement in there. May I come in?"

"No! It's none of your business! Now leave!"

"If you say so sir."

"Good, now where were we?" Shamrock pulls Goddess closer to him and lays a wet
one on her.

The door breaks open the next second. Mark sees Shamrock with Goddess and
runs toward them. Shamrock’s surprise quickly turns to anger and he snaps.

"It's YOU!!! What are you doing here????"

"Saving my friend, you fool!"

Mark almost reaches him but at the last moment Shamrock shoves Goddess in front
of him. "f you hurt me you'll hurt her first!"

Mark stops in his tracks. He gives Goddess the "look" and Goddess kicks Shamrock
square in his family jewels. "Owww!! You stupid little bitch!!!"

Goddess breaks free, running behind Mark. Mark starts attacking Shamrock
viciously. Mark shouts, "You bastard! You don’t EVER try to hurt her again!"
Shamrock gets beat down within an inch of his life.

Goddess tells Mark, "All right Mark, that’s enough. Let’s get out of here and away
from him!" Finally, Mark tears himself away from his enemy and puts an arm
around Goddess' shoulder's, leading her away.

Goddess suddenly stops. "Wait a minute." She takes a few steps back. "See you in
divorce court, Shamrock!" Shamrock coughs and then drops into unconsciousness.
Mark then gets a page on his pager.

"Who is it?"

"It's Adam.. and he's got Ashlee with him."

"Oh good! Now we can give her what SHE deserves."

Goddess laughs wickedly and Mark joins in. They walk out the door and down the
steps out the Hotel’s front door and into Mark’s car.

~~A little while later~~

They arrive at the arena. Ash looks shocked when she sees Goddess.

"G-Goddess!? What are YOU doing here?"

"Me? I'm here to get a little revenge for what you did to me! Mess with me and see
what happens. Shamrock found out.. in a painful way!"

"I-I don't...."

"Oh, you're tough when you have a man to do your dirty work, but could you hold
your own? Tonight we're going to find out. I've got a retribution match for tonight,
just us. And by the way, the whole Corporate Ministry will be there to watch my
back, so don't try anything foolish."

"Match?? I-I d-don't understand. Whole Corporate Ministry??"

Goddess laughs. "What's there to understand? I'm challenging you to a wrestling
match, and none of your little friends can interfere 'cause I'll have bodyguards all
around the ring."

"But that's not fair! You have bodyguards while I don't? What are you afraid of? Me
kicking your ass??"

"Oh, I'm not afraid of you. What I AM afraid of is one of your boys interfering."

"My boys don't even know where I'm at so how could they interfere? I won't accept
this match unless your Ministry if gone! You can only have 1 of them by ringside!"

"Wait a minute! I refused to marry Shamrock but you let it happen anyway! Why
shouldn't I FORCE you into wrestling me here tonight?!"

"Because you know you WANTED to marry Shamrock! And besides, I only fight FAIR
matches!"

Goddess shakes her head. "I wanted to marry Shamrock like I wanted a hole in the
head! My boys won't interfere... unless your pathetic loser friends somehow haul
their sorry asses down here to save you!"

Ashlee is infuriated by now. "LOSERS??? My friends aren't losers!!! I'll accept the
match, but there's go to be a contract written saying that your boys can't interfere
unless mine get down here somehow, deal???"

*Goddess snorts.* "If they aren't losers than what ARE they? As for your contract, I'll
sign only IF you allow my boys to beat the crap out of your boys when and if they
get down there.

"Your boys couldn't beat my boys when your boys are on their best day and my
boys are on their worst!"

"Haha, you're so funny. This IS the Corporate Ministry I'm talking about, you know.
Come to think of it, Andrew especially better keep his nose out of this match."

Ashlee gets startled by this. "What’s your grudge against my Andrew?!"

"Think about it. He's your #1 fan, willing to do ANYTHING for you. And if he gets
involved at ALL, the Posse and Shane'll rearrange that pretty face of his!"

"Not those retards! The Posse is weak and Shane couldn’t fight to save his life! All
he has is that big mouth!!"

"And even if they couldn't beat him up, I've still got Mark, Viscera, Bossman, Hunter,
the Acolytes..."

Ashlee frowns. "Oh yeah, I forgot about those.. I guess I'm pretty much trapped..
wait, what will you do to me if you win???"

"If I win? I'll have the satisfaction of telling everyone I kicked your ass from post
to post. What more could a girl want?"

"And what if I win?"

"Why waste time discussing something that'll never happen?"

"You sure seem confident for someone who's sure to lose! When's the match???"

"Know something? You're starting to get on my nerves. You've got half an hour
before the match. *evil smirk* Good luck- I think you're gonna need it!"

"Sorry, but YOU ARE gonna be the one needing it.. Now can I puh-lease go get
changed for the match?"

"Be my guest," Goddess says while laughing.

"Fine!" Ashlee stomps away.

~~Half an hour later..~~

"No chance, that's what you've got.." Goddess walks down the aisle, accompanied by
everyone in the CM. She looks VERY confident. Goddess is wearing black wrestling
tights with a black tank top and matching boots.

Ashlee comes down to Test’s music. She's wearing leather pants and a T-shirt with a
symbol on it. Also she's wearing a funky Droz hat.

*Goddess, taunting her opponent* "Aww, all alone. Poor baby!"

*Not bothered by the intimidation.* "Why don't you come to my face and say that? Or
are you scared???"

"I'd rather not talk to your face... I'd just as soon scar it for life! " Hits Ashlee hard
in the jaw.

*Puts her hand up to her jaw.* "Ow.. oh you just wait!" Grabs Goddess by the hair
and bangs her face into a turnbuckle. "Ha!"

Godess shakes her head hard, then smashes Ashlee with an elbow. Ashlee winces in
pain, but only for a second. Clotheslines Goddess and goes for a pin.

Goddess kicks out at one. "Fool!" Ashlee picks Goddess up and scoopslams her.

Godess then puts a hand to her aching back and slowly sits up. "You.. bitch!"
Goddess spears Ashlee and pins her..

Ashlee kicks out after a 2 ½. "That move won’t do it! You’re too weak." Kicks
Goddess in the midsection, then goes for the Pump Handle Slam. Goes for a pin.

Goddess reverses it into a small package. Goddess IS a little tired by this
point.Ashlee jumps out. All of a sudden, the sound of breaking glass is heard.
Goddess jumps to her feet warily, glancing at the entranceway. The Corporate
Ministry goes on full alert.

Looking toward the sound, Ashlee wonders, ::Who IS there??:: Everyone’s still looking
toward the Titan Tron.

Austin's Titan Tron plays, but he's nowhere in sight! Austin jumps in the ring from
behind, putting a hand on Goddess' shoulder. She spins around. He flicks her off
before kicking her in the stomach and delivering a Stone Cold Stunner.

::This is my chance:: Ashlee thinks. Before pinning Goddess, Ashlee runs over and
hugs Austin then runs over and pins the Goddess for the 1,2,3! "Yes!!!! I win! Ha!"

Mark sees this and runs into the ring. Ashlee and Austin have already left. Mark
picks up his unconscious friend and glares at Austin and Ashlee."

With fire in his eyes Mark declares, "I’ll get you both and your friends too!!" He
turns back to Goddess. "Goddess, Goddess! Get up!"

Goddess is still out. ::That must've been one hell of a Stunner:: Mark thinks to
himself.

While Mark is trying to wake Goddess up, he doesn't see the figure walking down
the ramp. Suddenly Mark feels a sharp pain in the back of his head then falls
down, before he blacks out he hears Andrew say, "Don't ever mess with me and my
girl! "

Corporate Ministry is outside the ring, standing around in disbelief.

Andrew looks around. "Oh.. shi..."

Shane runs in behind and low blows Andrew*.

"You don't EVER mess with the Corporate Ministry, EVER!"

Ashlee sees this happen, runs back, clocks Shane in the head, and smacks Andrew
to wake him up, then they both run off.

The Corporate Ministry takes off after Andrew & Ashlee, but it's no use. Ashlee
turns around and clearly yells, "Payback's a bitch, and this bitch just kicked your
ass, Goddess!"