Two Freaks, Goddess, and the Lord Of Darkness



The Goddess smirks and says, "You'll pay, child, trust me, you'll pay." *Starts after
her, starting to catch up. The Undertaker stops in front of Ashlee with an evil grin.
The Goddess stands right behind her*

*Ashlee shouts in the Undertaker face and then runs after he gets surprised by
her outburst.* Ashlee laughs. She then notices her good friend Andrew Martin, also
an enemy of the evil Undertaker, and runs behind him. She shouts, "Get them
Andrew, they’re after me!"
 

Andrew answers, "All right, I’ll tell ‘em to leave you alone!"
 

*Ashlee watches as Andrew gets in Mark’s face, yelling at him to leave her alone*

After yelling at Mark, Andrew takes Ashlee’s hand and commands, "Let’s go, I don’t
think they’re too happy with us right now."

While Ashlee and Andrew walk away the Goddess and Mark attack Andrew from
behind. Andrew then turns around and slugs Mark really hard in the face. Mark
goes down!

The Goddess bends down to check on Mark and yells with anger in her voice,
"Mark!!"

Andrew grabs the Goddess and throws her in his car. Ashlee follows and gets in the
backseat.

Goddess shouts at Ashlee and Andrew, "Just wait till the Lord of Darkness hears
about this! He’ll get you for all the trouble you’ve caused!"

~~Ashlee, Andrew and Goddess in the car on the way to Andrew’s hotel room.~~

Andrew laughs, "He’ll never catch us now!!!"

Ashlee agrees. But the Goddess begs to differ.

"You'll never get away with this, the Lord of Darkness will come back and save me!
Watch and see!"

Andrew replies, "Yeah, right!"

~~Couple of hours later~~

*Andrew looks out the window* "I thought you said he was coming for ya. Seems to
me like he isn’t!"

Goddess with coldness in her voice, "Just wait.. you’ll get what’s coming to you!"

~~Loud CRASH~~

Andrew gasps, "What was that?!"

Goddess laughs, "He’s here! You’re in for it now!"

Before he can say anything, he realizes something. "Where’s Ash???"

The sound of Mark’s laughter is heard

"I got her and you won’t get her back unless you give me my Goddess back!

Andrew turns around trying to find where Mark is hiding, but with no luck.

"Yeah right, you gotta be kidding me! Give Ashlee back to me now!!"

The Goddess laughs, amused by Andrew’s stupidity, "You’ll never get her back until
you listen to the Lord!!"

Andrew, frustrated but realizes Goddess is right, shouts to Mark, "FINE! You got a
deal!! Where should I drop off Goddess and pick up Ashlee?"

Mark replies, "Bring her to the old warehouse on the outskirts of town."

"All right, all right, just don’t hurt Ashlee!!"

Mark, with humor in his voice, "You’re weak, boy."

*Andrew grabs the Goddess’ arm and drags her back into the car while she has a
smirk on her face*

~~About 20 minutes later~~
 
 

Andrew shouting and looking around, "Where’s that loser you call the Lord of
Darkness??"

Mark’s voice, "Now, now, Andrew, you'd best be nice or I won't play by your rules."

*Andrew turns around and sees Mark holding Ashlee. She’s being held in place by
Mark, one of his arms wrapped around her throat, the other arm holding one of her
arms behind her back*

"Let go of the Goddess."

"Let go of Ashlee. We’ll both let go at the count of 3… 1, 2, 3!"

Both are let go of at the same time, but Goddess and Mark shove the · other two
through the front door, locking them inside!!! Ash and Andrew hear the locking.

Ashlee, in horror, "Oh no!! They locked us in!!"

Reassuringly Andrew says, "Don't worry, we'll get out."

Andrew bangs on the door. "LET US OUT YOU TWO FREAKS!!!!

Mark and Goddess in unison, "Never! You two are trapped in there for a long, long
time!!"

Ashlee shouts in disbelief, "NOOOOOO!!!!!"

Andrew, still not believing that they’re trapped, "Don't worry, we'll find a way out!"

Ashlee, gaining some hope back, "I sure hope so!"

~~Meanwhile..~~

*Mark and Goddess walk away laughing*

Goddess, happily, "Hehe, those two fools! They'll never find a way out!"

Mark agreeing, "Yep, trapped. Mortal's are so dumb!"

Goddess and Mark take one last look at the door that holds Ashlee and Andrew
back and walk away.

~~Back in the meeting place~~

Andrew, annoyed, "Shit! When we get out, we'll get those two, they're gonna get
THEIRS next!!!"

Ashlee, getting annoyed with Andrew and his threats yells, "Quit threatening them
and let's look for a place out of here!"

"All right, all right! Sheesh!"

Ashlee and Andrew scout the place high and low, and when Andrew is running out of
hope and starting to fear that Mark was right, Ashlee yells "I FOUND IT!! I FOUND
A WAY OUT!"

*Ashlee runs out of the basement*

"There’s a medium sized window that’s boarded up a little bit, but the boards are
old and weak and could easily be pulled off! Let’s go!"

"All right! Let’s get to it!"

After about 20 minutes all the boards are gone and a breeze comes through the
window. Ashlee and Andrew in unison, "Yes! Let's get out of here!!"

*Before Andrew and Ashlee can shrug their way out the window, Midian and Sharra
appear around the corner brandishing wicked looking machetes. Ashlee and Andrew
decide to duck back inside.*

Ashlee sighs, "Oh great!!! More followers! What are we to do now??"

"I-I-I.. don't know!"

"What do you MEAN you don't KNOW???"

"Why do I have to think of everything? Why don't you DO something????"

" Me?? I found the window for crying out loud!!!"

"Oh.. yeah, you're right there."

"I know it! Anyway, let's stop fighting and find away around those two!"

They hear a voice in the distance. The voice calls out faintly, "Hello??"

Ashlee, scared, "Oh my! Who said that? Who's there?"

Andrew, scared as well, but not wanting to show it "I have no clue, should we look?"

"I don't know about that.. it could be those other two... or…"

Andrew, finishing her sentence, "it could be someone on our side!!"

*A figure comes running from the darkness* "HELP ME!!!"

Andrew stutters, "Wh-who are you??"

Ashlee shouts with disbelief, "OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!"

"What? What is it?"

"It's, it's Droz!!"

*Droz runs up to Ashlee and Andrew whimpering in fear. In the dim light they could
see where he had been beaten up. All of a sudden they heard a door open and the
lights came on. They hear someone yell,* "Hey you! What do you think you're doing
there?!?!?!"

*So the warehouse wasn't exactly abandoned. When Ashlee and Andrew finally left
the warehouse, they discovered Midian and Sharra asleep next to the building... in
each others arms. The couple awoke but did not get the chance to reach their
machetes before Andrew kicked them out of the way. But brute force panned out
and Andrew and Ashlee ended up bound and gagged in their master's limo. They
had chased down Droz and tied him up too. They hoped the Lord and Lady would
be pleased.*

*Ashlee looked over at Droz and felt really bad* *Thinking to herself* ::There's got to
be SOME way out of this, if not, who knows what'll happen!!::

~~Meanwhile in Andrew's head~~

::This is ALL my fault! If I thought of a plan first instead of just running over there
to save Ashlee we wouldn't be in this dilemma I wonder what Droz did to piss these
guys off..::

~~Droz's head~~

::This real.. *OW*.. ly sucks. But, what did Ashlee and Andrew do??::

*Car screeches to a halt*

Driver yells to the back, "We're here!"

~~Ashlee's mind~~

::Oh that's just dandy!::

*Sharra and Midian open the door for Mark and Goddess to see*

Mark, very pleased, "So you've brought them ALL to us, huh? Good, VERY good!"

"Anything for you master!"

"Yes, anything."

Goddess, also pleased, "Good, good!"

*Mark pulls Andrew, Ashlee, and Droz out of the limo*

"So, tried to escape huh?" Ashlee mumbles.

Goddess questions, "What did you say???? Oh, wait, you’re gagged.. let me undo this
and find out what you said." *Ungags Ash*

"FINALLY! What is wrong with you two?!?"

" Nothing, just you have messed with us first.. so, you shall now pay!"

*Goddess ungags Andrew and Droz now*

Andrew threatens them, "We won't be the ones paying, you four will!!" Goddess,
Mark, Sharra, and Midian all laugh.

Droz frowns. "STOP LAUGHING! This isn't funny! I think I have some broken bones
and my nipple piercing might've been ripped o...*ow!*.. ut!!!"

Mark, mocking Droz, says, "Oh, we're SO sorry! Yeah, right!!!" *rips Droz's nose ring
out*

Painfully, "OOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"

Ashlee not believing what she just saw, says, "You-you... b-b-bastard!!!!"

Mark violently shoves Ashlee. "Shut up little girl!"

Ashlee falls backwards, but she still doesn’t give up. "NO!!! Tell us what you plan to
do!"

"Fine! The plan is to sacrifice you to the Ministry."

Goddess with a wicked grin on her face chimes in, "I knew it would tear you up
inside, just to be forced to be on our side. Soon, you will know what the Dark Side
is all about."

Mark commands Midian and Sharra to go get the sacrificial robes. Goddess
motioning toward their captives, "I hope you've learned your lesson-running away
gets your NOWHERE!" *Goddess and Mark go prepare for the sacrifice*

*While Midian and Sharra go to get the robes..*

Andrew, "Ashlee, Droz, we gotta do something!"

"My ring, HE JUST RIPPED IT RIGHT OUT!!!!"

Ashlee, making sure not to drawn attention, "Calm down! We'll get it fixed, or
something! First we need to get out of here!"

Droz, "Oh yeah, you're right. Well, my ropes are a little loose, maybe if I just
struggle..."

"Hurry!"

*Droz loosens up the ropes and breaks free* "YAAA-err.. my bad."

Ashlee, "Shut up and untie us!!"

"Right!"

*Droz unties Ashlee and Andrew*

Ashlee, happy that they’re free, "Let's go! Here's the plan.."

~~Meanwhile by Sharra and Midian~~

Midian looks up. "Something's wrong."

Sharra stares at Midian. "What do you mean?"

"I think they are escaping."

"How do you know?"

"Do you hear that?!!"

"What the hell??!"

*Andrew and Droz hit them from behind with a couple of candlestick holders. Ashlee
ties them up back to back, but their eyes snap open just as the first loop is placed
around Sharra's feet. Midian and Sharra begin to pummel Andrew and Droz with
their tied hands. Sharra's ropes come loose and she uses one of the candlestick
holders to knock the two out. Ashlee is beaten into a corner and knocked out.
Sharra screams for her Lady and she and the Lord come appear out of nowhere
and help to tie the three up, even tighter then before.*

*Goddess laughs, her blue eyes cold with hatred* "Thought you could get away, didn't
you? Oh, I'll give you credit; you DO try very hard, you know."

Mark, "I’m glad our little guests are still here. We wouldn't want you to be late for
the group sacrifice, now, would we?

*Ashlee wakes up*

"You WON'T get away with this! *struggling against the ropes*

Mark laughs demonically, "Oh, we won’t? Watch us, child. Let's finish what we started
now.. Bradshaw, Faarooq, get us the symbol.."

"Yes Lord of Darkness."

*Bradshaw and Faarooq go off to retrieve the symbol*

Ashlee whispers. "Andrew, Droz, GET UP!"

*Droz moans*

Ashlee whispers. "Droz, psst, Droz! Wake up!!"

"Wha-what happened? Last thing I remember is.."

"No time for explaining, we need to wake Andrew up! C'mon, help me!"

*Ashlee and Droz nudge Andrew with their feet until he stirs*

"Huh?"

Droz tells Andrew, "Dude, get up. And get up NOW!!!!"

"I'm up, I'm up. What happened???"

"To make a long story short, we all got knocked out, okay?"

"Uh, okay, may I ask HOW??"

"No! We have to get out of here!!!"

They hear a low voice. "Psssst!! Need help???"

Droz questions. "Who said that??"

"Me!"

*Ashlee, Droz, and Andrew see a shadow move*

"I'm here to help you guys, I saw Sharra and Midian take you away."

Andrew wants to know. "Who are you?? Show us your face!!"

X-Pac walks out of the shadows, followed by Kane!

"I should’ve known!"

"Whoo! We got someone to help us!"

"Guys, can you fix my piercing???"

X-Pac leans down towards them. "Shhh!!! Do you want them to hear you??"

"No."

"Nuh uh"

"No way! By the way, got any Band-Aids?? My nose REALLY hurts!"

Andrew, Ashlee, and X-Pac, "DROZ SHUT UP!"

Ashlee asks, "So, X-Pac, why are you helping us?"

"You know Undertaker and I have had our differences and that Lady of his ain’t too
nice to my buddy Kane here." *points towards Kane*

Kane lowers his head down in sadness.

Andrew, "Well, untie us and we’ll get them back! Give ‘em a taste of their own
medicine!!"

Kane perks his head up.

X-Pac has a confused look on his face. "What do you mean?"

"Well, I got to thinking, and what would bother them most?"

"Um.. sunlight and rainbows??"

"NO! Being sacrificed themselves!! So.. this is what I’m thinking.."

Andrew tells everyone his plan. But they’re still not untied.

"Now that I’ve told you, untie us already!"

"All right!"

~~Meanwhile over by Midian and Sharra~~

Midian asks. "What do we do now?"

"I don't know."

"If they turn those three, they'll take our place. And we will die. The Lord and Lady
would have no need of us."

"So what do we do?"

*Midian gently kisses Sharra and smiles. He whispers something into her ear and
they both slink off*

X-Pac brings out his switchblade and begins to cut the ropes that bounds the three
people. Kane stands nearby, keeping watch. He sees Midian and Sharra and alerts
X-Pac. They hide as Midian and Sharra begin to cut the ropes that X-Pac had just
been working on. They realize that Midian and Sharra are on their side now.*

Ashlee, Andrew and Droz are surprised by this.

"What are you two doing???"

"Shut up! Do you want them to hear?"

"You’re freeing us???"

"Yes!"

"Hold it right there!! What do you think you’re doing?!!?"

Sharra shrieks. "Goddess!! We didn’t know you were there! We were just…"

"No you weren’t. I heard your whole conversation with them. You have betrayed us!
You shall pay!"

Suddenly The Undertaker, Bradshaw and Faarooq appear. Bradshaw and Faarooq go
to take Midian and Sharra away.

"Hold it right there!"

Kane steps out into the light.

Undertaker is surprised at first, then angered. "Just what the hell do you think
you’re doing, Kane??"

"We’re freeing your hostages and taking over!" X-Pac steps out from behind Kane.

"Puny little boy, you’ll never…"

Ashlee, Andrew, and Droz all jump up and tackle the Lord and Lady.

"Bradshaw, Faarooq get them!!!"

Midian laughs. "They seem to be well, a little tied up you see." Midian points toward
Bradshaw and Faarooq, tied up and gagged tightly.

Goddess is angered. "You will all suffer!!!"

Andrew with a smug look on his face, "I don’t think so little missy."

X-Pac and Andrew tie Undertaker and Goddess up tightly and puts chains on them
just to be sure.

"There, now you won’t break free!"

"Looks like the tables have turned," Ashlee says, smirking. "All right, you know
where to take them."

Andrew nods, helping the others bring the Lord and Lady along with them to the car.
The two hostages look at each other with fire in their eyes. There was gonna be hell
to pay.

"This is ridiculous!" Goddess snaps. "Whatever you're trying to do, it's NOT going to
work! You're just mortals, remember? You have no power against us!!"

*Kane gives his brother an angry look. His brother scowls*

"Nice to see your little buddy back so soon, brother," Mark tells him. "I guess I'll
have to break his body AND his spirit."

"You said there was going to be a sacrifice, didn't you?" Andrew asked, looking
straight at the Lord of Darkness. "We intend to keep your promise, but things might
go a little differently than planned." *Mark and the Goddess both mutter obscenities
at him*

*They arrive at the arena a bit early, having already made their plans. The Goddess
and Mark are forced out of the car*

"What the hell?" Mark shouted, "This is a damn house show! We're not supposed to
be here tonight!"

"Neither are any of the Corporate Ministry members," Ashlee replied cheerfully,
ignoring the looks she got.

"Wait a minute!" the Goddess protested. "You're gonna SACRIFICE us?!"

"You're very smart, missy," Droz said, laughing.

"It's about time you two get your heads out of Vince's ass and start doing something
GOOD with your powers, whatever they may happen to be!" X-Pac said.

Mark began reciting some ancient sort of evil prayer and Goddess joined in, but it
was useless. The darkness could not win out against the light... could it?

Ashlee smacks Mark’s and Goddess’ mouths. "Quit that damn chanting," she
commands, "It’s not gonna work."

"Hey Ash!" Andrew yells, "we got ‘em!"

"Good, set them up."

Andrew, X-Pac, Kane, and Droz set up two Undertaker’s symbols and prepare to
sacrifice some evil!

"The days of evil are gone," Ashlee tells them, "from now on, there shall be no more
evil in the World Wrestling Federation!!!"

Undertaker and Goddess are then strapped onto the symbols as Ashlee gets ready.
"I’ve seen this done enough, I know how to do it!"

"Goddess, Undertaker, all the evil, trouble, and pain you have caused will now be
ended. There shall be no more Ministry of any sort disturbing us. You have caused
us all pain, physical or mental to all of us. It is time for us to fight back. You two
shall enter the world of good and smile for once in your life!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!," shouts Goddess, "NO! NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!" Mark started in with an evil laugh, letting his eyes roll
back.

"Hahahaha!!!!," Ashlee laughs, "It’s too late!!!!"

Mark and Goddess suddenly become quiet and still.

"Did it work?" X-Pac wonders.

"I hope so."

Droz and Kane free Mark and Goddess from the symbols and stand back.

Undertaker looks up. "What happened??"

"How do you feel??"

"Like a new man," he responds in a strange tone.

Goddess looks up.

"Goddess, how do you feel???"

She shrugged. "Different. I can’t describe it."