Y2J/Y2Shane

 

Goddess stands in the ring with a mic in hand, while the crowd yells at her. "Thank you very
much for that warm reception. It would've been much better if The Undertaker could've
been here, but unfortunately he's out for awhile. Never worry, Shane and I-"

Goddess is interrupted by the familiar countdown of the Millennium Man, Chris Jericho.
Explosions go off and everyone cheers, awaiting the arrival of the Y2J. He appears on the
ramp, mic in hand ready to save the fans in the arena from Goddess' speech.

"Welcome to RAW is Jericho!" he says, looking around and smiling at everyone. He turns to
Goddess. "You know Goddess, you come out here and you talk about the Undertaker as if
anyone cares. The truth is, nobody does. He could be out picking daisies for all we care and no
one would worry about where he was." Jericho starts off. Goddess looks very unpleased by
this interruption.

"Just who do you think you are, Jericho?" Goddess demands angrily, actually managing to get
a word in edgewise. Jericho just smirks at her, glancing at the audience for a few seconds.

"I don't think.. I know. And you will know soon too. I am the Y2J problem…and I am here to
save the World Wrestling Federation. I'm here to save the ratings from dropping and the
fans from changing the channel on Monday Nights." Everyone cheers, obviously agreeing with
Jericho.

Goddess shakes her head. "You're always trying to save the World Wrestling Federation,
but there are more powerful people that can put you in your place. Shane, the Commissioner,
me, and of course, The Undertaker when he comes back. You're nothing but a small fish in a
big pond."

The crowd boos. "You may think that, but I know the truth. They are nothing compared to me,
and I do mean nothing." Jericho replies, pleased with the disgusted look Goddess gets on her
face.

"Run your mouth all you like, Jericho, but you couldn't wrestle to save your life! Oh, and good
luck in your Intercontinental Championship match at the Survivor Series... I think you're gonna
need it!"

He starts to pout. He turns to walk away but, then changes his mind and looks back at
Goddess. "You just wait. You will never and I mean never forget the name Chris Jericho. I
will see you again..." He stalks off, heading toward the back. Frowning slightly, Goddess
leaves the ring and mutters to herself.

~~~Survivor Series, 6 Days Later~~~

"I'm an ass man..." The crowd instantly starts booing when the Intercontinental Champion
walks out. He just keeps smacking his gum and laughing as he walks down to the ring.
Suddenly the lights go out and a familiar counter appears on the Titan Tron. Y2J has arrived.

Chris Jericho swiftly makes his way down the ring. Gunn wastes no time and starts beating on
Jericho, signaling the start of the match. After dodging a boot by Gunn, the Canadian whips
him into the corner and starts punching. Jericho hits the 10 punches and jumps back.

Thinking quickly, he waits until Mr. Ass is out of the corner and catches him off-guard with a
DDT. The match hasn't even been going ten minutes when Jericho goes for his submission
move on Gunn. The arena is clothed in darkness for a moment... When the lights come back on,
Shane is distracting the referee. Goddess grabs the IC Belt and nails Jericho across the
face with it. Shane jumps down to let the referee count the pin.

The ref. counts the three and the bell rings. The winner, and still World Wrestling
Federation Intercontinental Champion Billy Gunn, woozily gets up. It takes a minute for
everything to register, but when it does, Gunn gets a huge grin on his face. He takes his belt
and walks off, leaving the hurt and partially bleeding Jericho in the ring. Goddess and Shane
continue kicking at him. A second later, Ashlee and Test run into the ring, chasing away
Goddess and Shane.

~~~RAW- the next night~~~

Once again, the audience goes wild as that counter appears on the Titan Tron. Jericho
doesn't do his usual act, but walks down to the ring, looking infuriated after what happened
the night before.

"I'm here to talk about one thing, and one thing only. Goddess and Shane. You two cost me my
match against Billy Gunn last night at Survivor Series. And let's just say, that doesn't make
me too happy." Jericho spits out.

As soon as he says that, the Corporate Ministry music starts up and, of course, it's Goddess
and Shane. "Aww, poor Jericho," Goddess laughs. "I guess you must have something
interesting to say about us?" Shane just keeps his eyes on Jericho, smirking.

"Not to say about you, to say to you." He turns to Shane and points at him. "You, I want you in
a no-holds barred match tonight. Got it boy? Then I'll show you not to mess with the Y2J
again." Shane looks over at Goddess, who looks at Jericho in disbelief. Like Shane would ever
agree to that! she says to herself.

"Wait a minute!" Shane cries. "I don't think it's fair that Goddess can't have some revenge,
too. What if we made this a mixed tag team match?" Goddess' eyes light up.

"With Ashlee as your partner. How about it, Millennium Man?" she challenges.

Jericho is silent for a moment. He finally makes his decision and he's just about to answer,
when Ashlee makes her way down to the ring. She grabs the mic from Jericho. "I'll gladly
accept. It gives me the opportunity to kick some weasel ass!" she shouts, glancing toward
Shane with fire in her eyes.

"You think you're funny, don't you?" Shane snapped. "Well, I'll be the one laughing after you
and Y2J Boy there lose." He and Goddess turn around and leave.

~~~Half an hour later~~~

Shane comes out with his tag team partner. The Boy Wonder is wearing a custom-made
jersey that says "Y2Shane".

The crowd boos and shouts at the two until they hear the wonderful countdown of the Y2J.
Jericho and Ashee make their way to the ring, eyeing Goddess and Shane warily. They jump
on the apron and discuss who's going to start the match first. After a few minutes of
arguing, they finally agree upon letting Jericho and Shane duke it out first.

Jericho lunges at Shane, trying to knock him down with a clothesline. He succeeds, but not for
long. The heir apparent is on his feet in a flash, hitting Jericho in the chest with a dropkick.

Ashlee shouts at Jericho to get up from her spot in the corner. While Jericho is on the floor,
getting up, Shane takes this time to mock him. This brings Ashlee into the ring to run over and
get in Shane's face, smacking him.

Goddess runs across the ring and attacks Ashlee, shoving her and yelling in her face. They
have a brief staredown before Ashlee slaps Goddess, who puts her into an Irish Whip.

Goddess goes to run at Ashlee, but is blocked by the referee. He commands them to get
back to their respective corners. After a minute or two, they listen and return to their
corners, eyeing each other. Jericho takes this distraction as a chance to get back at Shane.
He grabs the boy wonder by the shirt and spins him around. He picks him up and viciously
powerbombs him.

Shane yelps in pain as Jericho gets him in the Liontamer. Edge runs to the ring, not wanting to
see his friend get hurt. The referee calls for the bell as Jericho gets pounded on by Adam.

Not more than 3 seconds have gone by and Test is running into the ring. He starts pounding
on Shane while Jericho and Edge fight it out. The bell rings again, meaning that match has
ended in a double DQ. Soon enough, Goddess and Ashlee run into the ring and head straight
for each others throats.

Goddess picks Ashlee up and is about to chokeslam her when something hits her hard in the
back. Joey Abs drops his crutch, turning red with embarrassment. He had meant to hit
Ashlee, but accidentally hurt Goddess. He cringes when he sees the look on Shane's face.

Goddess drops Ashlee and holds her back, howling in pain. Joey looks at Goddess and asks
her if she's okay. She just glares at him. While apologizing, Joey forgets all about the
happenings in the ring, until he gets hit in his leg with the crutch by Ashlee. Ashlee smirks,
watching him go down. She swings it at Goddess, threatening her then turns around and heads
toward Edge.

Adam wants no part of this and starts hurriedly heading to the locker room. Shane helps
Goddess up and yells at Joey, "This isn't over, not yet by a long shot!" This, it turns out,
would be the end of Shane-O-Mac's long association with the Mean Street Posse.