"I love you, you love me, we are one big family"
- Barney the dinosaur

First up are the three mad insane women whom I call "best 
friends". Don’t ask me why. I have been with them since I was in Sec 
1, which was like three years ago. We’ve been in a large group but 
the rest kinda come and go but we stick together! I would be helpless 
without them. I have done a lot of stupid things in the past but the 
greatest things about them are they are always ready to accept me for 
who I am (and that is pretty hard, considering what an ass I am!) and I 
mean, they are the best things to happen to me since Brian Littrell! *L* 
And I love them like anything!!!! So much for the chatter, here 
goes:


Mad Insane Woman #1: Joanne Yip 


This is probably the one I am closest to. When we’re on the phone, 
we can talk for like forever. It’s amazing how we can talk about 
anything from ang mohs to "that time of the month" to Zorro. She’s 
such a great friend. Oh, did I mention she just gave me 10 bucks 
today? *grinz* Okay, it’s like she’s had these 20 bucks since last year 
and she doesn’t know where they’re from. And instead of spending it 
on herself, she gave me and Adelin 10 each! This only goes to show 
how selfless she is. And my, she’s got quite a charm. Every guy who 
talks to her for more than a month will fall into her for sure. (And may I 
add, I have to act as a cover when she wants to commit her sinful act! 
Don’t look away Jo, I am, talking about you. *s*) But I guess it’s 
justified seeing how nice she is. She is crazy about Jars of Clay, 
Damon Albarn and Matt Damon. She is. She lets me poke fun at her 
(and vice versa!) and we always have a laugh when we’re together. 
She’s totally like me, loud, insane, way out of her mind, go-getter and 
basically, a ninny! *L* She’s the best! *muak* Here’s from me to you, 
Joey Boey! 


Mad Insane Woman #2: Adelin Cai


Oh, such a LURVE-ly girl. Sweet little Covent girl, she is.And that, was 
meant to be a compliment. She always tell me to stop (and I do, really!) 
when I get, you know.. too vulgar. And sometimes I get mildly 
annoyed, coz well, I am a loud person but I know she means good.  :) 
I try and take the 6:45 bus so we can talk on the way but this woman 
always somehow manage to see through me. Which means, she 
would be there, sitting at one end of the bus and I would be at the 
other end thinking if ways to get her attention. Addy, can you hear 
me?!?! *grinz* She is cool... she’s got a large collection of collar pins! 
She leads a hectic lifestyle so I treasure the time we get to spend with 
her. It’s been all good. ;) Oh, and she’s a really good writer and 
songwriter. She’s done a couple of pretty good songs… and she can 
play the guitar pretty well... Jo and her tried to teach me, but urm… it 
didn’t turn out quite the way it should. Oh, and she apparently has a 
thing for Sting and the Police.  Did I forget to say, "Addy Paddy, you’re 
so maddy?" *L* Kill me, Ad!


Mad Insane Woman #3: Charmaine Goh


Oh, she’s like Insane with a capital I. She’s the one who’s urm... I 
don’t know! She’s just Charmaine.. she’s very unique... she has a 
mind of her own and she doesn’t really like change opinions coz 
somone said something about someone, you know what I mean? She 
has this really adorable gap  between her front teeth... Oh, and she 
used to sit next to me, but urm... we got caught passing notes and had 
to change place. Talk about being lousy. I can talk to her about lotsa 
stuff too.. coz I guess she’s the kind you feel totally at ease with. And 
this woman is good at Maths, of all subject. She’s the assistant 
Monitress but she (thank God) doesn’t flaunt her authority around. In 
fact, she’s as noisy as any of us! Oh, isn’t she the coolest? *grinz* And 
di I say, she is in love with Leslie Cheung and Keanu Reeves? Gross 
huh? One day, I will make her write a autobiography then I will know 
what to write about her. 

Okay, next up are my good friends Loo and Neo. I just got to know 
them last year and I get on pretty well with them. They’re nice people. 


Loo’s got a proper name - Elizabeth. And in case you were thinking, 
Loo is not loo as in toilet but Loo is her family name, so there. She’s 
really athletic, she’s got a very fit figure and oh, she brings lotsa 
goodies to class for us to munch on. Maybe that’s why I liked her in 
the first place. :) And she’s very loyal to her friends, she’s very cool. I 
mean, she would stand up for her friends and well, she’s smart. 


Neo... it’s hard to fathom her... she has all this mood swings but I like 
her all the same. She’s very generous... she was the one who would 
lend me money to buy the sole remaining Brian shape CD... she’s nice, 
very nice! :) She’s cool too, hey, we’re a cool group okay? Haha... 
Did I say she’s nice? Yeah I did. And she’s so good at Chinese she 
can just read through the text and score full marks. Envy is a sin huh?

1)  Catherine

Catherine is probably my bestest net friend! I can tell her anything coz 
she’s such a good listener and she’s cute! :) We can go on and on 
about Leo forever! *L* She’s like the nicest person I have met on the 
Web. Sometimes I wish that she was here in Singapore, we would 
have such a blast together!

2)  Michelle 

Michelle is my net sista and a huge BSB fan too... She’s always going 
to my site, signing my guestbook and stuff, she’s such an encouraging 
person. I won’t do without her! *hugz* And she’s cool too!


3)  JiHan

JiHan is my good Net friend and she had a thing for Kev from BSB but 
somehow the loving and attention was diverted to Prince William and 
Leonardo. Oh, I also managed to make her fall in love with Adam 
Rickitt! She’s really enthusiastic... she’s like always so hyped up about 
everything! She’s brilliant!