Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his
success.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my
wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel
Coward, 1956
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa
Gabor
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -
Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she
finds one. - Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe-
Jackie Mason
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and
those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. -
Socrates
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.- Mae West
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y'
becomes silent.
Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk in your sleep.