SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought.
Soon, he sees another sign which says
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
and realises that these signs are for real.
When he drives past a third sign saying
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with
a small sign next to the door reading
SISTERS OF MERCY
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly
doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please
knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by
another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs
"Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at
the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in
the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY
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