Changeling Bumper Stickers

Many, many moons ago, a file entitled "Bumper Stickers In the World of Darkness" crossed my desktop. I enjoyed it so much that I'm reproducing the Changeling portion of it here, along with some contributions by the people on the Moonlit Trod Mailing List, plus some that have been sent to me since this page was assembled.

Other Changeling contributions are always appreciated; they can be sent to the Page Maintainer at storytellingoddess@juno.com.

Boggans

My other car looks exactly like this one.
Boggans do it then tell their neighbors.

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com):

No, I Am NOT A Keebler Elf

Eshu

I'm not lost, I'm just interesting.
If you can read this, you're too close to my tale.

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com):

Woodstock, Lollapolooza, Lilith Faire, and the Parliament of Dreams

Nockers

Don't like my driving? @!*&@$ you, you pansy @$$ little twit.
My other car is scared shitless.

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com):

One Inch Closer And the Railgun Starts Firing

Pooka

I M my Rabbit
My other car is pulled by thirteen of the most dazzling white stallions and has gilded fenders and is driven by Pamela Lee and... (a really LONG bumper sticker)

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com)

Honk If You Thought Owen Barnett Got Screwed

Redcaps

I 8 my Dog
I Brake for Roadkill

Satyrs

If This Car's A-rockin, Don't Bother Knockin' (Jes Cum On In)!
Honk if You're Horned.

(By faewiz@hotmail.com):

Take Me Home -- Furry People Need Love Too.
Do You Know Me With My Clothes On?
Have an Affair. It'll Help Break Up the Monogamy.
It's Not Cute Being This Easy.
Sex Between a Man and a Woman Can Be a Beautiful Thing -- Provided You Get Between the Right Man and the Right Woman.
Sex Is Only Dirty If It's Done Right
What Part of 'YES!' Did You Not Understand?
Without Gratuitous Sex, We Would Be No Better Than the Animals.

Sidhe

Arcadia or Bust!
Keep on Dreaming!

(By faewiz@hotmail.com):

Pretty People Unite!
Of Course I'm In Charge.
Don't Worry -- I Know My Glamour Terrifies the Weaklings.

(By Kitty O'Neal)

Still the Prettiest

Sluagh

Sluagh do it in dark holes.
Don't like my driving? Well, your wife is screwing your best friend.

Trolls

I Brake for Redcap Necks.
My Child is on the Honor Roll.

House Ailil

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com):

No Matter How Subtle the Wizard, A Dagger Between the Shoulderblades Will Seriously Cramp His Style (as seen on the back of Scathan Valcour's convertible)
One Enemy At A Time
Lucifer Was Misunderstood

House Fiona

(by Midori Hirtzel-Church):

NO FEAR

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com):

Fear Is The Mindkiller

House Gwydion

(By faewiz@hotmail.com):

Don't lie to me, it makes me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

House Scathach

(by Midori Hirtzel-Church):

Don't blame me -- I didn't run back to Arcadia.

(By rhynnmackenna@juno.com):

I Am NOT A Goth

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