Faunus the Roman Goat Foot

Words by Morven, Jennifer, Roger, Chip, & BG

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Faunus the Roman Goat-God
Had a very rigid prick
And if you ever saw it
You would say it's quite a trick
All the other deities
Used to leer suggestively
They  always wanted Faunus
To Join in the revelry

Then one frosty Saturnal
Juno made this call
"Faunus since  you're hung so well,
Won't you ring my solstice bell?"
Then all the others pouted
And they muttered jealously
"Faunus, the Roman goat-god
Better save a turn for me!"

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