So I'm sittin' here at my desk and trying to figure out why there are so many songs about rainbows. A Web Page is an interesting thing. There are so many out there, yet so many are afraid of them. Why is that? Is it the fear of the unknown? Fear of the 'scary' internet? Perhaps it's a control thing. Regardless, I got one. It may not be much right now, but one day when I figure all this out, it should be pretty cool. Have you ever had one of those days where you had so much stuff to do, did a ton of things and yet felt you accomplished so little? It's an occurance that happens to me from time to time. I wonder how long it would take to go to the moon by car. Time would differ slightly, I'm sure, if I drove a Viper than if I drove a Mercury Lynx.

"What would you do with a jumping burger?" asked little Jimmy. Jimmy had never seen a jumping burger before, but he had a wild imagination. He could picture just what it would look like and how it would taste. It was as if he had actually seen and eaten one. One day, while he was riding his bike through the park, he heard a loud crash. He looked over by the corner and saw a terrible accident. Someone had run through a red light and crashed into Buddy's Burger Bar. That was Jimmy's favorite burger place in the whole entire world. Jimmy's heart suddenly sank. He rode as fast as he could to the scene of the accident. When he got there people were yelling and running all over the place. All he saw was red, everywhere. This scared Jimmy. He did not like the sight of blood. Suddenly in the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of something he thought was never possible. A Jumping Burger! He swiftly turned his head and saw the burger jumping across the street. He chased after it, trying very hard not to look foolish. When he caught up with the burger, he nervously looked around. He did not want anyone to see him, thinking that perhaps he was hallucinating. as he grabbed the burger out from the middle jumped a large, green frog. It wasn't so crazy after all. The car that crashed into Buddy's Burger Bar was Pierre from the French restaurant. He had a bucket of frogs he was bringing to the store for frog's legs. One of the frogs jumped in his lap and scared him. He didn't see Buddy's and crashed right into his stand. Buddy was transferring the catchup bottles and dropped it. It wasn't blood after all. From that day on, Jimmy was very careful about the things he imagined. He was afraid that he might see something crazy like that again. Of course, there is always video games.