Just fill in the form below with your song, and the best ones will be displayed (see below). All you need to do is give your name and email address (the email address will not be displayed without permission), and of course your song. If you want to write the song later just email me with it when it's been written. There's only one catch- the song MUST be in the style of the one and only Phoebe Buffay. Why not take a look at Phoebe's songs for inspiration. Or look down the page for the best of the songs sent in by other visitors.
1,2,3,4,5,6
One - We have Monica!
And she can't play a harmonica.
Two - We have Rachel Green!
But she's nowhere to be seen.
Three - We have Chandler Bing!
Ding a ling ah-ding a ling.
Four - we have Joey!
Nice hair and skin that's snow-eeeeeey.
Five - we have Ross!
And this man is the total boss.
Six - we have me!
I love singing as you can SEE!!!!!!!!!
YESTERDAY
By Amy,
w.bremner@virgin.net
Yesterday, something happened for the worst
I don't know what to do, I think I might burst
Noone to turn to , no-one to care,
Why the hell did I take that dare.
He's my friend and I want it to stay that way
Why couldn't I have known what would of happened yesterday.
~CHORUS~
Yesterday was the worst day of my life,
Now it's filled with pain and strife.
Yesterday you meant nothing to me
And now I want to go hide in a tree.
Yesterday every thing was fine,
and now I stay in a pine.
Jelly
By Lynsey Payne
Strawberry jelly
Lemon jelly
How was I supposed to know
There was a baby in my baby
Keys
I am the kinda gal that likes to have some fun
How are they suppose to know that I carry a gun!
Never mind coz I'm still kind
And I think you'll find that
if you get to know me
Then you can help me find my keys!
I am so bored
By monty
salendine@hotmail.com
I am so bored
Bored
Bored
And so are you
You
You
And we will dance
Dance
Danceydancey dance
And then we will sing
Sing sing
And get very drunk
Drunk drunk
'Cause it New Years Eve and I said so
So
So
So there
Ugly Naked Man
by:bby_blu_1
Ugly naked man, Ugly naked man,
You are such a perve..
Ugly naked man, Ugly naked man,
You make our eyes hurt..
Ugly naked man, Ugly naked man,
Why do you pose?
Ugly naked man, Ugly naked man,
Please put on some clothes..
Ugly naked man, Ugly naked man,
You freak out our minds..
Ugly naked man, Ugly naked man,
Please close your blinds.
Monica, by Mel
There is one thing I've got to know,
Why are you sittin' so low?
Are you pickin' up change or chewin' a mint?
Oh I know, you're just waitin' for the President!
Monica Le le le winsky
Monica Le le le winsky
Monica Le le le winsky
MONICA!
by:Ryan Pidgen
If your first name is Bet
and your last name is Bat
Youd be called Bet Bat,
now how about that!
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la laaaaa
By: Christine
I don't eat meat,
I don't like meat,
'Cuz it's a nasty thing,
I don't eat meat,
I don't like meat,
'Cuz it's tastier than Chandler Bing.