Why
we hate Kevin Richardson
We
hate Kevin Richardson because. . . . . .
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he looks and acts stoned half the time
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he seems like he wouldn't be affected if someone punched him in the head
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he appeals only to those over forty and in mental institutions... just
kidding
- they don't like him either!!!
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he CANNOT sing, (notice his SINGING solo parts THAT DON'T EXIST!!!)
except
for those oh-so-deep - sexywannabe-talking parts... actually he
doesn't
even get to do THOSE anymore
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he CANNOT dance, yet when he does, he looks like he's constipated or like
he
has a spasmic leg, shake it boy!!!
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the only reason he's in the freakin' group is because he brought BRIAN
who
is a key member and REALLY cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We
can
see it does NOT run in the family! cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz!
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when he went to Orlando to become a hot - shot singer, the only job he
got
was as a TOUR GUIDE pointing out where the garbage goes after it's
thrown
in the trash can
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when Lou saw him for the first time it was to ask him where the washrooms
were
located and if he had recently cleaned them
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"He's like the DAD of the group", he should be at age 40!
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he doesn't know how to speak - his vocabulary consists of "MMMUrhgh" and
"FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!"
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by the time Nick learns how to properly shave, he'll have fully
contributed
to his RRSP's!!
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he probably sits on Nick all the time to shut him up.... now that Nicks
tall
and ummmm, plump, maybe he'll stand up for himself
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he's soooooooo barbaric, he doesn't know how to use those long freakish
digits
(fingers) of his......although he routinely sticks them in front of
his
face to hide his ugly mug
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He's UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgly, as well as mugly and pugly, hey, while
we're
at it, he's just plain HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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he makes barney (from the simpsons) look like a brain surgeon
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he routinely hides Nick's comic books in his eyebrows just to piss him
off
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Howie may claim to be a "pig out" king, but the UGLY truth is, Kevin's
daily
food intake equals that of a small country's
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he and Bert (sesame street) are united in the bushy world of the uni-brow
Please don't take these personally, They're not about YOU, are they? And
if
they are. . . .
THANKS
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Hey! Got any more reasons? E-mail me (mirella) at hobbesrules@hotmail.com
