Merry Christmas, Mr. Wajeski!
By Nick Carter
It happened just the other evening as we made our way home from
 
school through the sleet and snow. I was doing my usual trick of impersonating
 
Mr. Wajeski, our geography teacher. Of course the gang were in stitches-
 
I can impersonate most of  the teachers in our grade but the guys love it
 
when I do Mr. Wajeski, he's such a bumbling idiot and I've got him down to perfection.
 
The way he stumbles around dropping his books in the hall, how he stutters and
 
screws up his eyes when he's trying to explain something. This time I'd been
 
putting up posters for the Christmas dance, Jimmy had accidentally-on-purpose
 
banged into him scattering his papers everywhere! We left the short-sighted
 
buffoon on the floor scrambling to pick them up. "Sorry Sir!" laughed Jimmy
 
as he ran off. It was cool, he never dared shout out anyone, especially us.
 
But then it happened, I mean you hear those dumb, soppy  tales about how
 
love hits you like a bolt from the blue. I never believed it until that moment but
 
there she was, standing by the grocery store. Even though it was getting darker
 
her piercing green eyes sparkled and she looked just like an angel waiting to be
 
placed on the top of the Christmas tree. Wow! Gorgeous long, beautiful blond
 
hair, shy, smiling mouth but those eyes!  I'd seen her from a distance at school
 
but as usual I'd played it cool and had made no attempt to be friendly.   She
 
wasn't in my class and I didn't even know her name, but now I had to find out.
 
So I broke away from the guys and made some excuse about needing to go into
 
the store. As I approached her, her eyes dropped. I heard a loud Tut! sound and
 
there was Cherry standing protectively behind the counter, staring at her. The
 
Cherry!  The Cherry who'd been my 12th girlfriend this term, had been a token.
 
She was pretty girlfriend who I'd mess around and then ditch when I got bored.
 
Darn, I'd forgotten about Cherry! She was chewing gum and, before I could even
 
blind, she'd blown a bubble big enough to swallow me up and send me to the
 
moon. As it popped she sucked it back into her mouth with the speed of a bullet
 
and blurted out: "Whaddya want?" "Probably still bitter about our split", I mused.
 
"Six packets of Oreo biscuits and a tub of your finest Ben & Jerry's ice cream if
 
you please." I don't know why I said that, it just sorta came out but at least it took
 
Cherry scuttling into the back of the store for a minute while I struck up the
 
courage to speak to my angel. "You're new here, aren't ya?" I blurted. "Yup," she
 
replied, shyly. "I'm Zac, what's your name?" She looked up smiling but, just as
 
she was about to reveal it all, Cherry stormed past her at threw by grocery bag
 
under my nose and said, "That will be $8 exactly, thank you!" I was
 
fuming, Cherry  had spoilt my moment of truth. As I delved around deep in my
 
pocket I realized that I'd spent all of my money on soda pop in school. My anger
 
quickly subsided into complete embarrassment and I called over to the guys to
 
help me out. "What are you buying ice cream in this weather for, Zac?" They
 
challenged. "Listen, who's the leader of the gang? Just give me the money!" I
 
stormed. I paid up and scurried off, not daring to look at the total confusion I'd left
 
my angel in. How was I to ask her on a date while she was in Cherry's viperous
 
clutches? She'd probably poisoned her brain with horror stories of the trouble
 
our gang has caused. All completely untrue of course. I spent the whole sunday
 
evening dreaming of my angel and devising plans of how I'd ask her to the
 
Christmas Dance. Why did I always have to act like the the tough guy all the
 
time? She was never going to trust me with my reputation! Outside I could hear
 
carol singers from the neighborhood singing out of tune, while inside my mom
 
was bustling around putting finishing touches to the tree, wrapping presents and
 
fussing about the state of the Christmas cookies she'd baked for Aunty Maisie.
 
What is it about moms and Christmas? They flap around in such a panic. I didn't
 
care if I ate another turkey or had another present, all I wanted for Christmas
 
was my angel. The Christmas dance was two days away, I had to pluck up the
 
courage to approach her. Back at school everyone had gone crazy. Jimmy and
 
the guys were running around like dumbos with mistletoe trying to kiss
 
every girl in the hall. "C 'mon Zac, what's matter?" grumbled Jimmy, "you're no fun
 
anymore!" "Get off my case will you!" I answered grumpily. I leaned back on my
 
chair in the diner hall and dreamed of the day I'd be united with my angel.
 
Suddenly, a rude, shrill scream brought me back down to my senses like a ton of
 
weights being dropped off the Empire State Building. It was Cherry. "Nooooo, I
 
don't want meat loaf, you silly woman, I'm a vegetarian and I asked for mushroom
 
medley!"  The poor cook was so embarrassed and apologized profusely to
 
Cherry. "Oh, don't worry about it, I'd be better off picking my own mushrooms
 
from outside", she snapped. And with that she turned to her back and called her
 
friend to follow her, "Come on Lucky, let's go." Wow, I couldn't believe my ears,
 
I'd  found out my angel's name: it was Lucky. If only my Christmas wish would
 
come true, that I'd be lucky too and be granted a date with my dream girl. I spent
 
the whole day repeating Lucky over and over to myself and devising a plan of
 
how I'd ask her for a date. I'd decided that I'd catch her at the lockers at the end
 
of the day and if she was still in Cherry's clutches I'd have the guy cause a
 
diversion while I dropped a note into her pocket. That damn perfect Cherry, why
 
they make someone like her look after all the freshmen is beyond me. The day
 
dragged on so slowly it reminded me of what it was like waiting for Santa Claus
 
to arrive when I was little-an eternity. Finally, 3.30 came around and the
 
school bell chimed but it was immediately drowned out by everyone
 
thundering down the corridor. Instead, I made my way slowly to lockers, my heart
 
pounding so hard that I thought if I opened my mouth to speak it would pop out
 
and dance down the corridor and out into the Christmassy night. "Thank God," I
 
thought as I saw Lucky filling her bag with the contents of her locker. I quickened
 
my pace but before I arrived who should appear but Mr. Wajeski. I couldn't hear
 
what they were talking about but Mr. Wajeski seemed to have take a shine to
 
her.  Well, at least, it wasn't Cherry, I thought. Mr. Wajeski made his way to the
 
water fountain, so it was now or never. "Erm, um, erm, Lucky," I whispered, "How
 
would you like to..." But before I could blurt it out Cherry's voice took over,
 
hollering down the corridor as she marched toward us. "Lucky! Lucky! Come
 
over here, now!" she screamed. "No, Cherry, you go down the hall, now!" yelled
 
Mr. Wajeski. "There are freshmen waiting to be taken to the gym!" Wow! I'd
 
never heard old Wajeski shout like that! I composed myself and turned out to
 
Lucky. "Lucky, would you go to the Christmas dance with me?" Lucky looked up
 
 and peered over my head in the direction of Mr. Wajeski. I turned around and I
 
could have sworn I saw Mr. Wajeski, but I just dismissed it. "Yes, I'd love to!" was
 
her sweet answer that rolled off her tongue! And with that we made
 
arrangements to meet the next night. I was in heaven. "Wait till I
 
tell the guys," I thought. I spent hours and hours the next day pruning and
 
preening myself, much to the amusement of my mom. I felt sorry for mom. Since
 
dad died she'd been really lonely and Christmas wasn't a time to be on your own.
 
Still, she'd been visiting one of her friends a lot lately so perhaps she'd go over
 
there tonight after she'd dropped me at Lucky's. I was so excited, I could hardly
 
contain myself. What would we talk about? Would we get on? Mom pulled out of
 
the driveway and we set off our 10 minutes journey through the snow. Never
 
before have I felt so much Christmas spirit and I had to stop myself from
 
launching into a special rendition of Jingle bells. We reached Lucky's house and I
 
bounded up the path, careful not to slip in the icy, crazy paving and pressed
 
  the bell. Lucky opened the door and my, did she look fantastic.
 
"Wow, you look absolutely gorgeous," I said, unable to stop myself. Her
 
green eyes were smiling as she yelled back into the warm glow of the house.
 
"See you later, Dad!" And with that she took my hand and led me back down the
 
path. "Where's your mom? Oh, sorry, I don't mean to pry," I said, already wanting
 
to know everything about her. "Oh, that's all right," she said sweetly, "Mom
 
moved to England and I didn't want to go so I came to live with Dad." My heart
 
nearly melted and I was lost for words so I slipped my arms around her shoulders
 
and she snuggled up close as we made our way to the dance. I could tell already
 
that I'd be having the best Christmas of my life. As they turned the corner, Zac's
 
mom Davina checked her make-up in the car mirror, climbed up and made her
 
way up the path of Luky's house and rang the bell. Moments later, Mr. Wajeski
 
opened the door and with a generous smile welcomed Davina's in.
 
 
 
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