Pondering the endless possibilities of expounding on my processed thoughts, randomly and at will...wonderful!! (SunniesDay)
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A Few Proverbs
1. The wet pelican slipped on the dry pier.
2. Three men speak while one man listens although he can not hear
the letter E.
3. Haskalas Comoras - Roughly translated, Eat No Cake!
(WlfPack95)
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flirting wth death? hell, i'm seducing death! (Rutibaga)
LOL...sounds like the start of a super hot relationship, Rutibaga...
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You know its really sad when people on here try and carry on conversations with other people through there entries. Come on people thats what e-mail is for. Well I feel better now. (ToddG03)
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How to freak out your roommate: Get a can of beans. Label them "Jumping Beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them "Dancing Beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. "Label them "Kill Your Roommate Beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate. (ROWolfe007)
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my 7th grade teacher eats Easy cheese out of the can. (Annevolley)
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I have a question...maybe someone can answer it. or maybe not. nah. ni! (Shilorider)
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I feel really bad for the one knight who keeps saying ni when all the rest of them are saying icky wicky whatever. because, see, i'd be that knight. (Shilorider)
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Why would anyone want to be a bus driver? for the cliqueishness of waving at other bus drivers? that's the only perk i can see. i'd rather work at McDonalds. at least you could become a manager and not have to work right in front of the kids who are going to grow up and have much better lives than you. my bus driver was late today. it was very cold. 20 minutes is a long
time. actually, let me clarify my earlier statement. i just think being a school bus driver would suck. city transit or whatever, that wouldn't be too bad. (Shilorider)
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does this make sense? I take that to offense. (that rhymed) well, i take that to a chair. (Shilorider)
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the bus driver thing was from me. (Shilorider)
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i want to be a HO (Shilorider)
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not a whore, you understand, a HO. then i would be an all powerful token deity. how does one become a HO? (Shilorider)
If you would really like to find out how to become a slave...er, worker of HO and other areas of AOL, go to keyword and type in WANNABE...
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Wellllll... I'm back! Woo hoo! And I didn't have to change my name! :::Dancin on th' tables::: Wow, this is fun... hee hee.. sorry I wuz gone so long. Anyway, wow, this is odd, I see Tocadisco and MagicClams are back! Wowee. Quite strange. Well, welcome back, fellow old randomers. Also TroubWLW... but he's an ass. LOL... J/K! Anyway, my topic tonight... Tiny Tim.. no, not the "merry christmas, everyone," guy, the "Tiptoe... through the tuuuuulips..." Y'know, from Laugh in. -sigh- our dear Timmie has left us. He's marchin around with his ukelalie in the big tulip garden in th' sky (Hey, shut up, I don't know how to spell ukelalie) Well, instead of my usual Beatles finalie, in Tim's
honor, I shall sing, yes, you guessed it, Tiptoe through th' tulips. Course, not as high, cuz, for the love of GOD I don't like singing that dang high. Plug your ears folks. Tiptoe...throooooough the tulips, down the river, by the mountainside, oh tiptoe, throoooogh the tulips, with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (JaguarMel)
Well, re-welcome back Jaguar...and I guess this IS a momentous occasion - no Beatles at the conclusion...
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Its been one of those days. One of what days, you ask?? Well, one of those, got up too late, missed the bus, hitchiked to school, forgot my homework, failed three tests, left trig late, missed the bus home, hitchiked home, forgot my housekey, it was raining, stuck on the porch, late for my basketball game, didn't have a ride home, missed my curfew, got grounded, Kinda Days. But, I am still alive. (SMAC48)
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Here's some random venting for you all: All my friends make fun of me because I listen to 104.3, which is a radio station that plays ALL 70's music, ALL the time. I will admit that I wasn't old enough to listen to music during the 70's. But now, I realize that I wish I had been. Yeah, I know alot of people will
say that there was a lot of bad crappy music back then, but there's a lot of bad crappy music now too, and the crappy music back then was at least funny, as opposed to really annoying like some of the stuff that passes for music today. So, in conclusion, nobody that listens to Green Day has the right to criticize me
for listening to Floyd. Bubye. (SMAC48)
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I love ya, Answer Man! (MooGeneric)
Awww...well, thank ye Moo! :)
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Ok I apologize. I see you printed my first response TWO days after I entered it. Now when what I said about you guys comes up tomorrow I'm gonna feel like a real jackass...I'm probably just gonna choke myself with my mouse cord. (TBIRD79188)
Just to let ya' know, TBIRD, I process the entry batches as soon as I get 'em...It's been the getting the batches at my end that's been a little bit slow of late...And, no, no, don't go choke yourself or anything - Steve Case cares very deeply about all his customers (yeah...as long as they're paying the $19.95/month...what's that? Steve wants to see me AGAIN? Oh, okay...unlock me from my ball and chain here...)
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I want a raptor to slice my belly open with one of its 6-inch claws, and have the contents of my abdominal cavity spill out onto the newly-polished, hardwood floor. Then I want my dog to come along and slurp my blood and guts up. And then I could use any of my leftover intestines to play tug-o-war with her. (MooGeneric)
You ever think of contacting Stephen Spielberg and suggesting this as a scene in his Jurassic Park follow-up movie, the Lost World?
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I have a huge zit right between my eyes and I can't even pop it 'cause it hurts like a mutha. (MooGeneric)
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f**k you (BROSPJMC)
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Wilson Phillips. New Kids on the Block. Nelson. Tommy Page. MC Hammer. Vanilla Ice. Bel Biv Devoe. Alannah Myles. Michael Penn. Ralph Tresvant. New Edition reunion. Dee-Lite. Young MC. Candyman. Slaughter. Some more, but I can't remember. (MooGeneric)
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Three guys walk into a bar. Fourth one ducks (Smiley6288)
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moosewood
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woodmoose woodmoose woodmoose (KMerl34512)
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Um, I was looking thru the list of people who won tokens, and um, I found out that there was someone with a spin-off of my screen name. So I decided to settle this in a mature, calm way. OK DANTE101!!! YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW!! YOU COPYCAT @$$HOLE!!! I'LL KNOCK YOUR @$$ INTO NEXT WEDNESDAY!!! (Dante303)
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You know what? This is really wierd. Sometimes, I'll be thinking about something, like a TV show or a certain episode of a TV show, and the next day, that episode is on! This has been happening for around two months now. Oh yeah, sometimes, I'm listening to a person saying something, and in my
head, a sentence pops up, and then they say that sentence! So I was wondering, do the HO's need a psychic or anything? If this goes on long enough, I might start getting lottery numbers. (Dante303)
You never know, Dante...they've got all this $2.95/hour equipment around here and not being used and I've heard they are considering an AOL Cyber-Psychic Network or something...
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Why is it when you send stuff by car its a shipment, and when you send stuff by ship its cargo? (Dante303)
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Did you know that Kamloops, British Columbia, has a population of 64,048? (Dante303)
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Uebermensch - German for Superman (Dante303)
Ja. Sehr gut, Dante, sehr gut.
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ua mau ke ea o ka ai-na i ka po-no- the life of the land is established in righteousness (the state motto of Hawaii) (Dante303)
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sic semper tyrannis-thus ever to tyrants-the state motto of Virginia (Dante303)
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And now, Latin.
nil sine numinine panem et circensis parturiunt montes, nascetur rediculus mus joannes est nomen eius mole ruit sua
Which translates as...
nothing without the divine will bread and circuses the mountains are in labor and a rediculous mouse will be brought forth john is his name it will collapse from its own bigness (Dante303)
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Guess who got a new set of encyclopedias!! (Dante303)
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Compuserve stinks. (MikeBotta)
We at AOL will definitely NOT argue with you on that...
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I like this game! (MadCat)
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Madcat 2 is my clone. (MadCat)
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There is somthing wrong with him! (MadCat)
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Does that mean there is something wrong with me? (MadCat)
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Cheese is good (MadCat)
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poo is bad (MadCat)
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The sky is blue. Water is blue. Water is also green. Guacamole is green also. Why is this? (MadCat)
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My spoon has a hole in it! (MadCat)
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Are they supposed to do that? (MadCat)
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Want to know something? (MadCat)
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I like spoons. Spoons like me. Were a happy family! (MadCat)
We are family! I got all my spoons here with me! We are family! Come on everybody eat!...eek, a Sister Sledge attack there, pardon me...
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"Look, The Room is moving" "Take another hit, Billy" ladies and gentleman, your President. (BlkNimbus)
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Watches tell you what time it is! (MadCat)
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Does anyone accualy come to Dunken Doughnuts at two in the morning? (MadCat)
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The cow jumped over the moon. (MadCat)
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The spoon ran away with the fork. (MadCat)
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I need a new computer. (MadCat)
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All i have is a commador 64. (MadCat)
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There are two potatoes standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
The one waving and saying "IDAHO, IDAHO" (MartyFrog)
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Nintendo 64 looks dumb. They should have made a nintendo 69. (Forty9erss)
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I am a crazy coco puff!! (MadCat)
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What the hell am i doing????? (MadCat)
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Coats are warm! (MadCat)
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Socks are fluffy! (MadCat)
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Drano works good. (MadCat)
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You know what? Well there was this guy and this girl ...well you know the rest. (MadCat)
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Why do clocks go "tick, tock"? Why not :"click, clock"? (MadCat)
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Why do planes fly? (MadCat)
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Spoons are round and curved!! (MadCat)
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whydoIkeephearingvoicesinmyheadalldaylong? ytheieiidfheopswfgirpsjf (MadCat)
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Why are movies rated "R"? Why not "P", or "T". Huh? WHY???
(MadCat)
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I know the BIG BAD BEATLEBORGS!! They will kick your butt if you
do not obey my every command!!! (MadCat)
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Tacos are good. Water is bad. Mice are good. Insanity is also good!!! (MadCat)
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WILL the MADNESS ever end?????? (MadCat)
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Random: adj. 1). having no specific pattern, purpose of objective. 2). Statistics. of relating to the same of equal chance of occuring for a member of the group. Idiom: at random without a governing design, method or purpose; unsystematically, sort of like trying to type with out using the return key. Okey
Dokey? (Vraith)
Okey Dokey, Vraith...
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I had a little dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it had dried and was ready, with my dreidel I would play.....Happy First Night of Hanukkah!!!! (Ok I admit that this isn't exactly the most creative thing, but I can't exactly describe what I'm really creatively doing now, which is juggling lit menorahs with my free
"non-typing hand") (Grovrgrl)
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what's this (Flor196)
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Say that you love me or I _WILL_ jump off this cliff... I really will! Hey, wait! Comeback! (Kaziganthi)
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I was forced into reading "Marianela" for Spanish class. At the end, Marianela sees the guy that she has a crush on kiss another girl, which causes her to have a heart attack and die. One thing about "Classic literature" is that the writers have perfected the art of the happy ending. BTW- I feel the same way Marianela did whenever I see that my entry didn't win. Now I want you to think
about that and be more thoughtful. (Kaziganthi)
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I bet Jeff Goldblum's character from Jurrasic Park would wet his pants if he saw this game. "My GOD! A game devoted to the CHAOS THEORY!" (Kaziganthi)
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Of course, as soon as he found out that you don't have a chance in hell of winning, he'd quickly lose interest. That's the difference between me and Jeff Goldblum. (Kaziganthi)
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"Random" spelled backwards is "Modnar." (HLZdoc)
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Wanted: nerd with meaningless life to put the little metal bands that keep the erasers attached to the pencil on. Must be ready at any moment to be replaced by a machine. All those whose life couldn't be made any more pointless need not apply. (sorry Jack Kemp)
Call 555-FAKE-NUMBER for more information. (HLZdoc)
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I hate her because she's beautiful. (Kaziganthi)
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Don't you hate it when you're on when of those 30 year old, 747 jumbo jets, and you're in the middle of a 3 seat row, and Dinner had just been served by the stewardess, and you've just began devouring your styrafoam plate, which looks downright appetizing compared to your omelet (which is the densest thing in the universe), and your sitting here, when suddently, and without warning the person on the right of you jumps up, and begins jumping up and down while chanting songs by Neil Diamond, while the person to the left of you grabs his omelet, and begins slamming it into the airplanes window. And you're sitting there, surrounded by these two wacko's, and YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! There you are, all eyes turned watching you, the passengers makeing comments like "He should be doing something!" and "God, I hate people like him, never doing anything!" and you REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! And while you stand there, enduring the pirceing gaze of the other passengers, desperately trying to come up with a course of action to take Nut #2 finally breaks through the window, jumps out, and lands in the African rain forest, where he is eaten by a large bug named Clyde, who gets indigestion and dies. But back on the plane, panic reigns as the emergency oxygen masks fall out, one of them striking Nut #1 on the head, and knocking him unconcious. And then, before you know it, the plane lands, and you become a national news hero for dealng with these nuts, but then the next sensational news story comes along, and you are froggoton. Don't you just HATE it when that happens!!???!? What? Well, then bye. (Mecha Clow)
Absolutely terrible...that's what happens I guess when you drink Red, Red Wine....Goes To My Hea-Hea-Head...Makes Me Forget...you know, I had no clue for about 2 years after I heard the UB40 version of this song that it was originally done by Neil Diamond...
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that sounds like fun! (AbNothing)
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Spring is sprung-the grass is riz-I wonder where the flowers is? (SusieKay)
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Here's an all time Christmas classic:"Randolf the outlaw reindeer,had a very shiny gun. And if you ever saw it,you would drop your pants and run.All of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names,now they're up on his wall, all hanging up in frames. Then one foggy Christmas Eve the Shariff came to say,"Randolf, with your gun so bright,won't you shoot my wife tonight."Then how the Shariff loved him,as he shouted out with glee,"Randolf, the outlaw reindeer,you'll go down in history!!!" (Arkmerlin)
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I've decided to start a band of militant feminist cheerleaders. They'd have hairy legs & pits, flat tops and they'd try to steal the ball away from the guys on the football/basketball teams. That would be something to behold and admire. (Kaziganthi)
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THOSE BASTARDS STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME CREDIT FOR THE TOKENS I WON IN ANTAGONIST. (BOLT4518)
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!Ellos van a la Taco Bell por compro los Border Light Tacos y un largo Dr. Pepper! (BOLT4518)
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Mr owl ate metal worm
mrow latem eta lwo rM
get it? (Jake 13024)
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Hell I wanna win (Riddler816)
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The difference between people who pray in church and people who pray at poker tables is the people who pray at the poker tables really mean it. (BullysMoma)
LOL...you're probably right, Bullys
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I wonder if God ever went into a galaxy and forgot what he went in there for... (BullysMoma)
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Ya think God was ever right in the middle of creating something..........(like the platypus or maybe even that half zebra half horse looking animal)....... and lost his train of thought? (BullysMoma)
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Oh, that's good, act like you're innocent! If you can plunder the archives and get away with it, so can I! Just you watch me! (ChrisIzzo)