Give me my damn hour or I'll kill you. IZZO (IZZO)
(ChrisIzzo)

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Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Or maybe a more villianous, nyeh heh heh!!! (ChrisIzzo)

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Meow! (Coolcat350)

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I randomly happened upon this game and decided to write down random thoughts that I thought might trip your trigger.. If your trigger isn't tripped yet, maybe I can tell you a joke. Sol and Ida went to Sol's doctor appointment. Sol being hard of hearing did not hear when the doctor said, "Sol I'll need a urine sample, semen sample and stool sample." Sol turned to Ida and said," What did he say?" Ida says "your underwear Sol, he needs you to give him your underwear." he he ha hak later (Luvredrock)

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Today, CNN released teh iformation that Jeffrey Dahmer who had faked his death has just been paroled and signed advertising contracts to several different companies. He was quoted as saying "Well, why not get paid for doing a commercial for them, I already had Head and Shoulders in my shower" he has also signed contracts with Oscar Meyer lunch meats after he was over heard singing "My bologna has a first name. . ." And although it has
not been confirmed it it rumered he has also signed a contract with Smith Foods Inc the proud makers of Americas favorite brand of Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans being Dahmer's favorite meal. That is all we have for now but we will keep you updated. (Jr SKILLET)

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!Cuidados, Las Llamas! (CJfromVa)

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Do you ever think, when the hearse goes by
that you may be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a great big sheet,
and toss you down about 60 feet.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play pinochle in your mouth.
Your eyes fall in, your teeth fall out,
your insides turn into a slimy green,
and pus comes out like whipping cream. (SunniesDay)

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The bigger the hair - the closer to God. (Semilove)
I guess people like Kramer from Seinfeld and Lyle Lovett will have a lot shorter to go up to heaven then...

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You aren't even interesting enough to make me sick! (EM2MC)

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What game is for today? (CalvinCJM)

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It's snowing out and my tires are bald. (SunniesDay)

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i have to pee (GL GIRL)

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Dont forget "A rolling squirrel gathers no acorns." (BEXIS)

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queer boy (Lith5874)

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How is this the Random Game?? Why isn't something else the Random
Game?? Or you could call it the Game-O-Rando!! Or The Game! (JediSaber7)

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The following is taken from the introduction of my autobiographical novel, entitled, Random Shots in the Dark: Yeah, I suppose I couldn't have come back to the list without talking a little about the boycott of '96. I know many of you
kids don't remember that, weren't even born then, but it's something we should all learn about. You see, every group of people has a leader who faces adversity with the greatest of ease. Well, the Magnificent Seven, (namely Babylamms, Biochick, Shortsigh, Tocadisco) had a leader. A mystical leader, if you will. And he went by the name Magic Clams..... (Tocadisco)

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....We thought we were being abused by the capitalistic pigs of Heckler's Online, they never seemed to award anybody Free Hours (This was the era before unlimited hours and tokens. AOL users had to pay a monthly fee, ten dollars for five hours. If users went over, bills could be thousands of dollars. Many users took out second mortgages and there was a sharp increase in the
unemployment rate. The Random Game offered the unique oppurtunity to award players with free AOL time). In the battle for justice, Magic Clams and the magnificent seven (the only posters to the Random Game) came up with the plans for what would soon be known as The BOYCOTT... (Tocadisco)

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EXCERPT FROM RANDOM SHOT IN THE DARK, CHAPTER TWO: A LOVE AFFAIR...

Infamous in the circles surrounding the Random Game, was a young girl in her mid-twenties named Biochick. She had a sharp sense of humor and great legs. In a posting to the Random Game, Tocadisco doubted her existence. That was the beginning of a love affair that would go down in the ages, wild sex, steamy conversation, and a shared love for rhymes.... (Tocadisco)

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Wish I had an old oak tree in my yard. (SunniesDay)
With or without a yellow ribbon, Sunnies? ;)

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FROM RSITD, CHAPTER 6: FRECKLEJUICE

He was an enigma, nobody knew much about him...rumors spread that
I was him, but I can tell you right now, those were all lies. All we know for sure was that they were bad.... (Tocadisco)

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Various postings by the mysterious Frecklejuice4: i bought a donkey just to say "I bought a donkey" (Frecklejuice4)

i really didn't buy a donkey. goes to show, you don't need a
donkey to say,
"bought a donkey" (Frecklejuice4)

that's like false advertising or somethin , saying you have a
donkey when you don't. (Frecklejuice4)

If i ran out and bought a donkey now, then could i reddeem
myself. (Frecklejuice4)

(Tocadisco)

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...This became known as the Freckle Controversy. It stated that Freckle was a manifestation of one of the HOs, possible HO Chicago. One of the arguments against Freckle as a real screen name was the extremely large nature of his name: Frecklejuice4. 13 spaces in the screen name, too large for AOL standards and impossible to create legitimately. If someone sent mail to
Frecklejuice4, they would receive the following response from AOL:

(The following problems occurred while processing your request:
Frecklejuice4 - This is not a known AOL member.)


Eventually, the people at Heckler's Online started a cover up... (Tocadisco)

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Hello??? (Madcat 2)

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MEOW!!! (Madcat 2)

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Excerpt from RSITD, Chapter 14: A Shock To the System:

On Wednesday, August 7th, 1996, AOL shut down for a day. Millions of users went crazy, feeling that it couldn't get worse than that. But then, a few months later, the following was posted:

I have sad, sad news. Moments after I wrote my fond farewell to WLW, our system's administrator came over to me and told me that I am getting upgraded to Windows95 and will now have my own personal e-mail (through the company network and not through AOL). However, I will no longer have access to the modem, which means that I will no longer have AOL on my computer at work. So, I will no longer be around. I may still have an account (We'll see how long my company continues paying) and be able to sign on
occasionally as a guest. Or, I may convince my roommate to put AOL on her computer. Either way, though, I will no longer be a regular poster. So sad. So sad. I'll miss you all, and if anyone wants my new email address, e-mail Tocadisco and he'll forward your message to me and if I decide you are not a psycho maniac, I'll give it to you. Goodbye, good luck, and best wishes for you
all!! (Biochick1)

(Tocadisco)

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I'm too damned lazy to separate this into 25 different posts, so I'm sending it as I just typed it. Chico, ya better print this, or I'll be back with some big, pipe-crackin', blowtorch carryin' sadistic mother-f***ers to go medieval on your sorry ass. :P

Chaos is like order, except with more bran in its diet.

I like to hump table legs. If that makes me less than human, so be it.

Alone is like together, except without all of the annoying communication problems.

I am wooded. I'd like to be stoned, but I can't afford the building costs. I'm working toward being bricked.

Love is when you're just stupid enough to like being with another person.

Food is lust.
Drink is love.
I love you, beer!

Did I ever tell beer it's my hero?
It's everything I would like to drink!
I can fly higher than a stoner!
Cause beer is the wind beneath my wings!

Drugs are like sex, except less addictive.

Love is as man-made of a concept as Origami.

I like my bathtub crank.
Mmmmm......crank.....

Communication is overrated. That's why I always speak in soundbites.

Ever got high while having sex? It's a lot of fun, but it's pretty insulting to your girlfriend when you stop to light up......especially when you won't share.....

I'm bored. Nothing worse than having nothing to do, and no desire to masturbate. :P

I only read Archie Comix these days. Everything else is too depressing. :P

Origin of Species? More like origin of Feces!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Bring me the head of Dobie Gillis!

Ayn Rand is like Dr. Spock with a brick up his ass.

Marxism was at its best in Duck Soup. It's all downhill from there....

Just because some saucy wench handed you a sword doesn't make you my king.

Just because some king carries a sword doesn't mean he's a bad guy. It could just mean he's a ninja turtle......

Turtles fight with HONOR!

Never ask a lady her age; never ask a high class whore her price. Both are
liable to get you bitch slapped.

Topic=optic for the dyslexic.

Showgirls is the proof of an old saying by Benjamin Franklin: "You don't
need alcohol to have a good time, as long as you can spend 2 hours looking at
Jessie Spano's nipples..."

Vote MagicClams: The candidate for Enlightened Despotism!

I think a good mother HAS to leave her children in the care of a fish....

I'm half mongoloid, half mongol. They call me Attila the Duh.

A flute without holes is not a flute; A donut without holes is a danish.

THE ONLY CONSTANT IN THE UNIVERSE IS BAYWATCH! GOD BLESS BIKINI
GIRLS!

Dewey is the best duck! Beats the HELL out of Huey and Louie!

We have Plato's republic in Iran....Until the Ayatollah finds it and burns it
again....

I have the one and only god. His name is Zantac, and he is god of indigestion.

The other gods are Michael J. Fox in other forms deceiving people to worship
him.

The Jews called god "Hank"....before they got a fancier name, that is.

Abraham is the original Pimp Daddy.

Truth is absolute, lies are vodka.

In my reality, the only truth is that David Hasselhoff is the luckiest man alive....

Communism is when a bunch of people convince a country that they will be
liberated from their possessions by being denied them.

The luckiest man is the man with 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.

The luckiest woman is that man's girlfriend.

Green is green cuz that's the way the Space monkeys like it....And don't you
forget it....I perceive all of you as purple....or perhaps a nice Magenta....

If a tree falls on my wood, I'll scream like a little girl.....and you'd better hear it, or I won't just be SCREAMING like a little girl....

If we all spent a little less time smelling ourselves and a little more time smelling each OTHER, the world would be a much friendlier place.

I'm Half Irish, half Kraut. Half of me wants to go out and conquer the world.
THe other half just wants to get drunk.

I am a quantum clam. I exist in both a particle and wave state. When I am reduced to temperatures near to absolute zero, I can form into an Einstein-Bose Clamdensate. Fear me, for I am the future.

God is god, but he is also my little pal Koko. Say hi to everyone, Koko!
HI EVERYONE! My name is Koko, and I'm here to DANCE, DANCE,
DANCE!!!!!!
That's my pal Koko talking, not me.

If Cute & clever gets you to first base in life...
What do ugly and dim-witted get you?
Besides a spot on the Ricky Lake show.....
Or the hosting job on the Ricky Lake show.

Beauty is shallow, but so is intellect. (MagicClams)