I shall not name any names, but just to let all you folks who are new to the Random Game know, you don't have to type your screenname in your entry...the machinery here does that for you so you don't have to type it in everytime...
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of Hecklers Online. (AIM64C)
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I'm the mad bomber what bombs at midnight!! (Lt RJ)
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What did the book say to the other book? "Boy, you sure suck." (Lt RJ)
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Mmmmm, Drano. (Lt RJ)
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...It was a crazy time...it was the summer of 1996. (Tocadisco)
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Excerpt from Epilogue of RSITD:
What became of the Boycott, and the Magnificent Seven. Nobody knows for sure. Nothing really got solved, there was an exodus of the regualars, many left without looking back. Some of us, like Shortsigh, never left. And people like, me are slowly returning to our master: The Game Which Is Random (Tocadisco)
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I'll leave you all with some of my favorite quotes from my buddies:
I often wonder who is more foolish, the fool, or the man who follows him....I think it's the fool, cuz I mean, he's a FOOL for chrissake! That's like what he is! (MagicClams)
My brother once did LSD in Central Park and took off all of his clothes and walked around the city naked. He was picked up by the NYPD and they called my Mom. They said, "Your son was walking around NY naked claiming to be Jesus Christ." and my mom said, "But we're Jewish!" I think she may have been in shock. (Biochick1)
I myself find fisting more amusing than rape or anal sex. (IZZO)
If blind people are called "legally blind," then do people who can see are called "illegally blind"? (Sour Soda)
I am only 15, but I have a son who is 19, weird, huh? (LeonardABC)
wht a strange sensation that is, that tingly feeling righ tbefore you sneeze. I think that if I could bottle that sensation I would make a killing. (Shortsigh)
(Tocadisco)
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Random Shots in the Dark was written in memory of the Magnificent Seven and the Spirit of '96.
Peace, monkeyman!!! (Tocadisco)
This song is for the bouncers! Big...old...Monkeyman! (from The Specials by The Specials - cool ska album)
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Don't you hate it when you blow your nose, and out pops a frozen wasp! Hey you! Are you making fun of my previous Traci Lords joke? Well then. I UNCLOG MY NOSE AT YOU! (PlanteP)
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What say you and I go get drunk and have sex that we'll regret later? (PodrazaR)
Does that line work? Hmmm, I'll have to try it at the bar next week and see (hevvin knows the thousands of other lines I've tried haven't...)
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Optimists think that the cup is half full, pessimists think that the cup is half empty, Vulcan wannabes think that the cup is at 50% capacity, some people waste a of thinking; about nothing. (Vraith)
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huh? (DaliLama01)
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What do a fly and a tree have in common? (Uncagregie)
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my head is soft (Modican3)
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skgfzsgvse (RHawk79570)
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It's funny how when a lot of time passes, things change. Hairstyles, cars, but never quality. Dammit, quality never changes, does it Chicago? I really didn't think so. Do you get what I'm getting at? I think ya do. Yup, I really think ya do!
(TroubWLW)
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Jewish Christmas carols are fun. "Schleck the Halls with Loaves of Challah" is my favorite. (TroubWLW)
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J'aime pomme de terres tres beaucoup. (Raini69)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce sois (sorry, it's about the only French I know...)
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You load 16 tons, whadda ya get? A Roseanne rerun. (Tameth)
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An ice age unclogged and time for a drink.
If I don't have a drink, the ice will be all gone and I'm sure to sink.
You see, I really can't swim.
If there's a tree tall enough, I can climb a limb.
I don't think that will be so.
I guess I better plan it's my time to go. (CHOOBAND)
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Pull my finger...wait,wrong finger.try this one........damn, must be a toe.
(Glass fog)
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How do I play? (Lang Van)
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My computer calls me Mistress. For some strange reason, I find that comforting. (Shortsigh)
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::looking around:: What? Does that make me weird? (Shortsigh)
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Then so be it, I'm weird. (Shortsigh)
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Darn good at it, too! (Shortsigh)
Well, good for you Shortsigh! If you're gonna' be something, you might as well become the best you can be...
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I am part of the professional football league but I don't play. I don't talk and I don't walk. What am I? (STEVE23HAY)
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What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports does LOL mean anyway? New Guy (Bucktil4d)
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Christmas is coming and finding an excuse to call in sick is very taxing. Everything sounds patently phony... Try these don't misses on for size.
"I can't come in today. The voices told me to clean all the guns."
"I don't feel at all well. No sleep on the count of those damned voices again."
"My butt still hurts from the aliens." (Bucktil4d)
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When you smell a fart...You're inhaling molecules that were recently up someone else's butt! It's very rude to fart and now you know why. Glad to be of some help. (Bucktil4d)
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Hello. My Name Is John And I'm An Alcoholic. Is This The AA Meeting?
(SIM Being)
Well, if you want, I could direct you to the HOA (Hecklers Online Anonymous) Meeting instead...
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Okay I confess, I used the return key on a submission earlier: Sue Me! Or does that guy have his head out of his ass already. How long can he stay alive like that? I'll bet his hair's a mess! (Bucktil4d)
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My dog is a sexual juggernaut. (Bucktil4d)
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Cheese Isn't A Product Of Japan. (SIM Being)
Yeah, but I think they did come up with the idea of Cheez-Wiz (whether that's a terribly notable achievement is totally up to the reader...)
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Look I Can Make The Little Hecklers Smiley Guy-- ; ) (SIM Being)
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If You Build It He Will Come. (SIM Being)
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Some One Who Knows Little Often Repeats It. (SIM Being)
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Why Can't I Use The Or Key Anywhere In It. I Don't Get It. Please Explain. *IMPORTANT* (SIM Being)
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Do You Enjoy Stuffing French Fries Up Your Nose On Saturday Night? (SIM Being)
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Cash In Tokens Here (SIM Being)
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Oh My Gosh I'm Playing The Random Game. (SIM Being)
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I Can Read A Whole Book In 24 Hours, And If I Were Steven King I Could Write A Whole Book In 24 Hours. (SIM Being)
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Don't Worry Drinking Windex Is Perfectly Safe. But Just Because It Is Blue I Wouldn't Drink Cinch. (SIM Being)
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Noodles! (JesseDallw)
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Why Do You Have A Pillow Stuffed Up Your Shirt. Oops Sorry! (JesseDallw)
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Can Take A Picture Of You? OK Say Butthead! (JesseDallw)
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Who Is That Little Person Walking In My Driveway? (JesseDallw)
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Can I Blow My Nose On Your Sandwich? (JesseDallw)
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Are You Eating Right? (JesseDallw)
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Bananas! (JesseDallw)
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Why Are You Sticking Banana's In Your Ears? Oh I See It's A Tradition. (JesseDallw)
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Hi! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bye! Blah Blah (JesseDallw)
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What Planet Are You From? (JesseDallw)
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You Look Like A Beaten Up Pickle! (JesseDallw)
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Stop! (JesseDallw)
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What Are You Playing? Is That Crocodile Dentist? (JesseDallw)
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The latin name for guinea pig is Cavies cavae (Netskurf15)
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okay.
nevermind. (EGJoyner)
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The Sand People are easily startled, but they will return, and in greater numbers! (Zennla)
Speaking of which, the newly redone Star Wars trilogy movies are due in the theatres pretty darn soon...
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Wooka-wooka-wooka, the wonder of life's in da booka, looka-looka-looka, all da foolz are off da hooka (KiheBard)
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hey newt, your proctologist called, he said he finally found your head!!!!! (Stnschld2)
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my dad likes swimmin with bow-legged wimmin. (Eeyorechik)
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HEY!!!!! (Pwall79)
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Guess what?? (Pwall79)
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...chicken butt (he he he)!!! Whooooo!!! (Pwall79)
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Do not ever trust anythimg that bleeds for more than 24-hours and doesn't die (women) (Wreckchord)
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um...I'd just (ahem) like to apologize for that last little outburst. It was in (ahem) poor taste. You know why? Chicken thigh!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah...gotcha good! How you like them fruits? (Pwall79)
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My friend has a mole on her butt that looks like Ray Walston. (PaulCrash)
My last girlfriend's butt LOOKED like Orville Redenbacher - made me stay away from popcorn for several months afterward...
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wuz up yal ? (DLS32460)
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The tasty horseradish galloped at the rate of an inch per millenium, while the car with a density of 1 tried the roll over the small Gravy BOat (QuizWiz1)
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A random quote from English 101:
She offered her honor. He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor and offer. (GrandOoGa)
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My doctor says I have this condition where..........AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.... I keep blurting into my....WHERE'S THE CAT?.... sentences with random musings.... I LIKE CHEESE!!!!... He blamed it on Hecklers Online. What a croc....Arkle Markle Farkle Snarkle Barkle... (RbdWombat)
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Why don't they ever announce when Elvis ENTERS the building? It seems more important. (RbdWombat)
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Hecklers Online! That damn ;) keeps staring at me!!! GO AWAY!!! AWAY!!! AHHHHH! (RbdWombat)
Maybe we should come up with a new logo that doesn't keep staring at people, somthing like |-) or maybe } )...besides, with all the secret cameras around this place, AOL can watch you 24 hours...oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that
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Sex is like pizza: When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's still pretty good. (FunOne77)
LOL, FunOne...that's true, about 99.9% of the time (there was this one pizza I remember where you could literally roll up the slice and poke it with a toothpick to make it look like some weird hors d'oeuvre)
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How about nice game of chess? (LBarry1125)
Wargames...Joshua the computer...I'd prefer a game of Global Thermonuclear War, thank you very much...
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Ecce ecce ka clang zoop boing! (Cgtar)
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pretzels are twisty (Madcat 2)
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chips are ruffled (Madcat 2)
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BUT SPOONS ARE FLAT!!!!!! (Madcat 2)
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Hello, mission control.? We have a problem here! My spleen has just disapered and my head is about to implode!! But most importantly.. sombody stole my sacred SPOONS!!!!! (Madcat 2)
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Blah Blah oogie adoooh sementra deablue ay! (JujiYou)
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Madness takes a toll. Make very, very certain that you have exact change on hand. (KiheBard)
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Who is Tbird23? Why is he or she getting my tokens? What haven't you change anything for the past 3 days? Who am I? Where am I? Why do I love women? (TBIRD79188)
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The random Game Sucks (Broygus13)
Hey, Butthead...this guy says the Random Game Sucks! That Sucks! Shut up, Dilweed, this game does suck! Not like our movie, which is coming out late this month...Yeah, Butthead...Our movie rules! heheheh...
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I have no idea what is going on here. (ToddG03)
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"gee, I wonder what it's like being ignorant?" (MOSHALOT)
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oh, I see, tis the woman from Istanbul? (MOSHALOT)
Istanbul, not Constantinople...it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
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The effect summer will have on any Minnesotan cabin that has survived the winter without antifreeze in it's plumbing. (MikWeyandt)
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OK, here is the $4,000,000.00 where's my son? Oh... what?!?!?.... Oh, hmm... sorry, this is the RANDOM game, not the RANSOM game. (MOSHALOT)
LOL...that would be quite a concept, MOSH...maybe we can convince Mel Gibson to become a game host....
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hey!, for 5 tokens I will lick th back of my thigh! so, how 'bout it? (MOSHALOT)
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I heard that if you kiss the outside of your elbow, you will turn into the opposite sex. hmm.. so that is what to do when you have spare time in the restroom. (MOSHALOT)
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If God can do anything, can he make an anvil so big that he can't lift it?? (MOSHALOT)
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What the hell kind of name is "Santa Claus" any way? I mean who in the world would name there kids that? (MOSHALOT)
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The man who came up with milk is a pervert! because who in there right mind would say " gee, I think I will drink what comes out of these things when I squeze." This man obviously had an abnormal perversion with sucking cow's private parts. (MOSHALOT)
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Hi it's me again,, the insane homacidal man. This time I am requesting permission to KILL YOU ALL!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Madcat 2)
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Cats are fuzzy (Madcat 2)
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cats are good (Madcat 2)
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bears are fuzzy too (Madcat 2)
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but bears are bad (Madcat 2)
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camels smell like poo. (Madcat 2)
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Potatoes are white and round (Madcat 2)
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BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Madcat 2)
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Tastes like chicken (Madcat 2)
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I am a spoon (Madcat 2)
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ok, so once I was on a trip with my family and friends when I was about 5. and by some odd coincidence, and being flat out stupid we started to put the sufix "-er" at the end of every word we said. and so one day I went up to my mom and said "Mom you are badder to the boner." It was much funnier in person. (MOSHALOT)
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And in this corner we have the insane chico named : chico. And in this corner we have godzilla. (Madcat 2)
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why in the hell does Howard Stern get all the chicks when he is 46, married, ugly, skinny, has no class, and flat out obscene? (MOSHALOT)
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The second match-up of the night is: psycho yams from St. Louis
VS. psycotic ESP using doughnuts from Nome. (Madcat 2)
Wait a minute...I got it! Teams from the Indoor Lacrosse League Of America...no? Darn, I'll figure it out soon enough...
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"oh, yeah" it makes scence now, you see I'm a loser, and cool things happen to him. If I was cool, then he would be a bum like me!! So it comes together (song) " In the circle of life" (MOSHALOT)
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well of course (Thecheese8)
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pickled elephant toes play poker in a fine cianti (Thecheese8)
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more jock strap, please? (Luna O)
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You never really learn to swear until you learn how to drive. (RoxieC)
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Well, it's like this see. I met a man named Lourville, he was a real slugger. By that, I mean he ate slugs. That's right, slugs. As in bullet slugs. As in I have a gaping hole from the bullet slug tat tore through my aortic valve. By that I mean
revolver. Screw the Commies (Tocadisco)
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Clinton binton rickum rox, find me three men who live under the docks. Rip them, pour them, groggy dew. Find the one that says "I'll sue". Take him, bake him, bagel and lockes, find me three men who live under the docks. (Tameth)
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A man was in the hospital to have his privates repaired afater a bad skiing accident.He kept calling loudly for his mother. The nurse came in and asked him why he was making so much noise. He told her that he wanted his mommy to come kiss it and make it better. She made a sour face at him, told him he was disgusting, and walked away. Later the next day, he did it again, this time the doctor walked in and asked him why he was making so much noise. Again he said that he wanted his mommy to kiss it and make it better. The doctor too told him he was disgusting and left the room. Finally, unable to keep him quiet, the staff contacted his mother just so she would come shut him up. The next day the guy's mother came in. The doctor and a few of the nurses watched from the doorway. The mom walked over to her son, and proceeded to undress him. The staff watched with disgust as she did all sorts of lewd acts with him. After an hour, she was finished, and started to walk away, and the man was happily asleep. One of the nurses stopped the mother and asked her why
she did all those things with her son. She replied with a smile "Well you wanted him to be quiet, and he doesn't seem to shut up when his father does it". (Tameth)
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ohhhhh no you don't, not with the salami again! (Bored2Deaf)
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I was in bed with three women the other day, and the ugliest of the three said, "Save it all for me." GOD, I hate when that happens (EM2MC)
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Only those incapable of intelligent thought need quote the ideas of others. And you can quote me on that (JimDiGriz1)
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I can make a booger talk. (Sid 11 4)
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WHen two old songs unite...............
Uno
Dos Tres Cuatro, get your can of peaches on the floor............
HEY MACARENA! (NAGLE)
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Now wait just a damn minute....Burt Reynolds blames his bankruptcy filing on "Sweeping my problems under the rug." Doesn't that mean they've been constantly on his mind? (CivilWar49)
LOL Civil...
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Is "Winkie" half Chinese? (CivilWar49)
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You can be pretty sure that you've eaten too much at Thanksgiving if a button blows off your Levi's 501's and kills a relative. (CivilWar49)
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You know, I bet you could really piss off Mafia guys by popping a paper bag near their ear every time they start their car. (CivilWar49)
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Does it always smell like that in here? (CivilWar49)
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I'm always confusing Thomas Jefferson with that funny black guy who was married to Weezy. (CivilWar49)
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Ain't it break time, Chester? (CivilWar49)
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Why is it the unlimited time gives you restricted time. While every other social miscreant is spending time on AOL, you are getting dropped from the computer, having trouble getting dial tones or getting recongized. Like they say in "1984", Less is more! (?) (Vraith)
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Joke of the weak!!! One day a little woman walks in and says she wants a drink.Well, the bartender says to his friend "should we tell her". They get courage and say to the lady. "Miss, you have a suppository in your ear"."A little LOUDER dear"."YOU HAVE A SUPPOSITORY IN YOUR EAR. "She then walks up and says,"Thank goodness, I had wondered what I had done with it". (JHermes102)
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I absolutely HATE snow so much. That's all I have to say. (CurlyAnnT)
I wholeheartedly agree with you, Curly...especially when there's a shovel constantly attached to it.
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HA HA HA HA THIS KICKS ASS! (Tgjm)
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I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH FUN THERE WAS IN CASTRUATING GERBLES
(MK4ALL)
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Death will happen. What a downer. (TroubWLW)
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the coming of the whipped cream is upon us. Flee to the closest tomato. (LIQUID101)
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the old moldy cheese smells funny (LIQUID101)
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never put tobasco sauce in your turtles shell (LIQUID101)
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spam tastes best when put under your armpit for 3 hours (LIQUID101)
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cheese is the holy treat of all gods. never elave home without it (LIQUID101)
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th (LIQUID101)
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never eat your toilet seat (LIQUID101)
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always wear clean underwear when going to the movies (LIQUID101)
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i believe that people should eat brocoli in toilet water (LIQUID101)
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hello smiley (JMccorm281)
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KEANU REEVES IN "SPEED READING: THE BOY WHO FAILED ENGLSH" (SQUEEGY1)
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o,k, (Mrneonpepr)
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I GOTTA GO PEE PEE, YEAH YOU KNOW ME (SQUEEGY1)
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IF BROWN DOGHOUSES ROLLED INTO THE OCEAN, WHO WOULD EAT ALL OF THE GOSHDARN PANKAKES THAT ELVIS MADE WHEN BLUE WAS DOWN-STAIRS? (SQUEEGY1)
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A joke: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson has sex with little boys. (PodrazaR)
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Do you have a point? (Renei1)
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Carolina Panthers RULE and the 49ers lick rats butts......30-24..sorry suckers..or is that lickers??!!! (Badboyzzzz)
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yesssir (DOfarr6087)
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Day 2: Am I as random now as I was before I stumbled into this particular corner of insanity? Probably not, but such is the way of a universe too perverted to be described adequately in words. (KiheBard)
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i once had sex with a mad cow. I was eating out my neigbors dog when an elephant shit on my face. (KYRFLOFIL)
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Ni-Ni-Ni-Nick-Ni-Nick-Nick-Nick...NICKELODEON!!! (now don't you feel better?) (AH42782)
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Help, I can't find the or key to not use. (GClef296) (GClef296)
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"Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid".- a quote by Jules Feiffer (Tulip84310)
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dont ever let your cat babysit your pet pigeon (Freya111)
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you have'nt known fear
till you drank the last beer.
then you look at your girl
and you still want to hurl
cause her looks still give you fear! (Destructo2)