Sure, don't post my Random Game entries, see if I care. I was trying to do a good thing, documenting past experiences, opening up the children of America to new possibilities, you're eradicating the youth...I think (Tocadisco)
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WHAT? (SQUEEGY1)
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I don't understand, somebody help me. (SQUEEGY1)
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yesterday night, this guy called me and woke me up. he said i'd ordered the anal intruder 2000, size extra large. i was pretty pissed. i wanted the extra extra large size. he said he'd try to clear up the confusion. then he called back twenty minutes later. turns out it was my friend. i'm a little worried...am i still getting the anal intruder? (Shilorider)
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LOOK OUT ! ! ! THE ALIENS ARE COMING. DON'T LOOK AT THE SKY, THEY WILL KILL YOU ! ! ! ! (SQUEEGY1)
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you know what i hate? when people pretend to be high, and then they talk about how they much they were buzzing everytime they possibly can the next day. it just pisses me off. (Shilorider)
I guess Bill Clinton falls in this category (he smoked, but didn't inhale, and probably pretended to be as high as a kite...)
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ok fine, i haven't gotten any tokens yet. if your just going to be like that and not let a loyal heckler have any tokens then i'm just going to leave. (Spookie607)
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did i mention how messed up i was yesterday? i was goin nuts. i've never been that crazy. y'all should have been there. (Shilorider)
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actually, that was just some pencil shavings in a bag. so, i'm gonna have to call you on that one, cause, um, you're lying. (Shilorider)
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HELLO? IS ANYONE OUT THERE? HELL-LLOOO? GOD DAMNIT, MY HEARING-AID BATTERY JUST QUIT ON ME. (SQUEEGY1)
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HELLO? (SQUEEGY1)
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if you're in a band, how do you come up with the name the toasters? wandering around your house? "Hey, guys, lets call ourselves The Cupboards!" "No, how 'bout the blenders?" "no, no, i've got it..." (Shilorider)
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Last night my Balony talked to me and said that my real name was Barney Hkpope and I was a talking Zebra from Zimbabway. My Mustard denied it and said that i was a Dead cow! (Slash95393)
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when My bandaids fall off I staple them back on (Slash95393)
I had a Breathe-Right strip permanently stitched onto my nose...do you think it'll become the new fashion trend?
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And once again, I asked that he not still my chicken, yet he did. (Forty9erss)
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YOUR MOM SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN (Forty9erss)
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Eww, you smell like cheese. (Forty9erss)
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nibble: top bite (at) gently and repeatedly. (Forty9erss)
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http://www.http://.com (Forty9erss)
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Indiana coach Bobby Knight said he's only dressing 4 players in thier next game! He thinks the others can dress themself. (UkRule)
LOL...Bob Knight dressing you - not a pleasant thought
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. (Kaziganthi)
I work all night and...I work all night and...and....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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I have a nose. (Kharia Z)
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That commercial that features cat food which maintains a cat's urinary tract health has ruined my life. When I first saw it, it mystified me. I thought "Who would give a damn about their cat's plumbing? Were their genitals spurting blood or something?" That thought scared me. If a cat's genitals could spurt blood, then maybe so could mine. I had never before in my life thought once about the health of my urinary tract... Now I stay up at nights wondering if my urinary tract is in shambles because I wasn't eating the proper cat food. It's very distressing. (Kaziganthi)
Dammit...whatever happened to the good old days of cat commercials with Morris, the "Meow-meow-meow-meow..." Melody, and the like...oh, I miss the good old days
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I saw a wonderful, perfectly formed butterfly the other day... I watched it float over the flowers, nuzzling each one and then taking wing... I watched it soar away from mortal cares and revel in it's freedom... Then I stomped it because it thought that it was better than me. (Kaziganthi)
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I'm talking to this dude from Australia right now. He's ultra cool. (Kaziganthi)
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Wearing nothing is divine; Naked is a state of mind. (Kaziganthi)
And it feels all right...and it feels all right (Lucious Jackson's "Naked Eye" - cool song...)
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Please enjoy your sex, sir. Would you like some fries with that? (Kaziganthi)
LOL...I bet this place reaches "Over 1 Billion Served" faster than 10 McDonalds ever could...
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Would you like some fries with that? Would you like some fries with that? Would you like some fries with that? ORDER THE FRIES, EARTHLING!!!! (Kaziganthi)
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Even though I'm a (somewhat) civilized human being, I still like to savagely tear of the head of one of those damn little animal crackers. (Kaziganthi)
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Remember the time that those kids shoved a firecracker up a cat's butt and lit it in the name of Beavis and Butthead? I suspect that they were really just trying to make animal fire crackers. (Kaziganthi)
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Would animals that live in saltwater transfer into crackerdom as saltines? (Kaziganthi)
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I have this CD from Luscious Jackson that has this song called "Naked Eye" Thinking about naked eyes gives me a special feeling. Thinking about a luscious jackson gives me a special feeling, too. (Kaziganthi)
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If you put a Slinky on an escalator, would it ever stop? (Mothersock)
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im ready to play
(CoolFlo97)
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I've got a little joke for you. A guy is getting ready for a huge buisness meeting. He is all dressed up, ready for the meeting. He runs out to his car and tries to start it. It won't. So he decides to take the subway, but he can't find a token. So he tries to get past the gates without putting a token in the slots. A policeman whacks him over the head and says"you have to put in a token." An old lady comes up to him and says"I've got a token in my vagina, if you'll find it with your tongue you can have it." The guy replies,"@$!@ you bitch!" He looks all around, but can't find a token. So he goes back to the lady and asks if he could get the token. So he starts licking around, and he feels something hard, so he gets it in his teeth, pulls it out, runs over to the gates, puts in the thing, and goes through. The policeman whacks him on the head again and says,"I hate it when people try to use scabs instead of tokens!" (Gogglesman)
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You know I had something really inspirational to say but on second thought I will just keep it to myself. (ToddG03)
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My poor feet hurt... (Shortsigh)
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Sorry, just thought I'd share. (Shortsigh)
Awww, poor Shortsigh...you ever try one of those Shiatsu foot massages (well, don't - they suck!)
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Have you ever noticed that everything is just SO simple and obvious when you're watching someone else do it, but when you try it you become Doof, The Monkey Child? (Shortsigh)
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I never get choosen (Smiley6288)
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My name is Yon Yonsen, I come from Visconsen, I vork in a lumberyard there, vhen I valk down the street, all the people I meet say "Hey, vat's your name?", so I tell them . . . My name is Yon Yonsen, I come from Visconsen, I vork in a lumberyard there, vhen I valk down the street, all the people I meet say "Hey! Vhat's your name?", so I tell them, My name is Yon Yonsen . . . (CortJstr)
Ya, Yon, eet ees good meeting ya Yon, ya...
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WHAT THE HELL??? Oh man, the visions are coming back!! OH MY GOD THEY ARE COMING PEOPLE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Trombone23)
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the man left santa knwoing that his wife would be dead on christmas morning, just like he had asked. (GKOEH1234)
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Dammit! those bastards still haven't posted my damn points! (BOLT4518)
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I'm not feeling random today. Maybe I'll just watch MTV. (Mr Onliner)
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Bill Bellamy called me a "homie". I'm feeling cultured now. (Mr Onliner)
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The Smashing Pumpkins should be more considerate. How do you think the squash and the yams feel? (Mr Onliner)
Very relieved, compared to those poor pumpkins...
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Can you love me like that? (Mr Onliner)
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In case of an emergency, Jenny McCarthy may be used as a flotation device. (Mr Onliner)
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If you listed everyone on earth, would you include yourself? Or would you just rememeber that you live here too? (TroubWLW)
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would you include animals? (TroubWLW)
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Why the Hell are you listing everyone on Earth? (TroubWLW)
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I'm obcerving Kwanzaa. How about you? Everyone's doin it. (TroubWLW)
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I'm going Kwanzaa caroling right after my 7th Day Adventist bible study. (TroubWLW)
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ELBIB - BIBLE ---> Not a palindrome (TroubWLW)
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I would love to ride an alligator some day. Mind you, it would have to be a nice alligator cause I'm not getting eaten by no frickin pissed off reptile. (TroubWLW)
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Eddie Murphy is just a plain funny guy. He's black, ya know. (TroubWLW)
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If I were black, I'd be as funny as E.M. I'm white, I have to settle for David Letterman. Hello? Where's Affirmative Action when it is needed. (TroubWLW)
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Sarah MacLaughlin cut her hair. She looks like a really big ugly person now. We were going to get married, but now it's over. I couldn't tell her in person so I wrote her a note. I hope she gets it by third hour cause she's in my BIO class, and wow, that'll be weird huh? (TroubWLW)
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I used to hate it when people thought they were funnier than me. (TroubWLW)
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Let's make a list of ALL the HOs who are really big nerds:
1. Ho Chicago (TroubWLW)
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Drawing a blank here. Common help me. (TroubWLW)
Uhhh, I think you HAVE to be a nerd to work at HO - some silly requirement, had to take a Nerd 101 training class to get this @#@$#! job...
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Oh. That's it!! Kinda more like a statement than a list. Oh well, I run the flippin game anyway. If I say a dog is a kite you quickly put him on a long string. You here that Hoffman? Yeah, that's what I thought. Get back to the plan, you need to work on what you're gonna tell her, because she is already mad at ya. Don't blow it this time, I'm not gonna pull your butt out of freezing river again. It's just not worth it. Get it yet? (TroubWLW)
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For advent, I'm dressing up like a wise man and going door to door giving away Frankenscence and Muir. Do they have that stuff at Kroger? (TroubWLW)
I think in Russia, they're giving away Frankensteins and Mir...
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I was out in the woods last Summer and I was lost. After awhile, I though I might have to eat Mooey, but after a short while, I found the way home and I put Mooey back in the fridge with my other sandwiches. (TroubWLW)
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Remember when you called this a message board? Yeah me too. (TroubWLW)
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If I was a book, I would want to be a good one. One that lots of people read. That way, I will get touched a lot by people really interested in what's inside. (TroubWLW)
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I killed a man once, but he was dressed like a tree and I was a tree hunter. (TroubWLW)
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Got a 24 brancher that year though. (TroubWLW)
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Son of a birch wouldn't come out of the ground. (TroubWLW)
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An elephant and a tree both have a trunk. Don't get them confused. (TroubWLW)
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I was locked in a trunk once. I still remember how it felt....like I was in a trunk. (TroubWLW)
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Beds await my presence. Not really...just one. Bon nuit. (TroubWLW)
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Christmas in a can was an idea thought up by a guy named (knobbynogg) who is in fact me. I forgot to sign my name allright!!!! What you want to make fun of me for being a bone head? Too late I've already made quite the fool of myself thank you very much. Never heard of christmas in a can? Too bad I ain't gonna tell you now. (KnobbyNogg)
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It's Monday night, I've been on hold to tech support more than thirty minutes, and I'm bored. Hey, as good an excuse as any to submit to TRG, eh what? (KiheBard)
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If you are what you eat, Is it ok for vegetarians to eat each other.... (Glass fog)
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If "E equals MC squared" then "Pee equals ME scared" (JSalzberg)
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Ferrets ferrets everywhere but not a drop to drink...easier that way
(Glass fog)
It's the Rime Of The Ancient Marmoset, right...or something like that
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Lady bugs can't even buy Brandy (AddFun)
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You're soaking in it. (LB Ogre)
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Figs and men can live together in relative harmony, but only sometimes. (GemsPMA)
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You must pick my entry because I am Joliet, Lord of Underwear!! (GemsPMA)
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What the hell is a snack cracker? I suppose that this is to distinguish it from the meal cracker. Just a thought. (GemsPMA)
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My aunt loves my uncle Shirley. (GemsPMA)
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In the Wizard of Oz, they kept singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road", over and over. Even the midgets sang it again and again. What if they followed the road and kept running and hopping and skipping and never found anything, ever. Man, that would suck. I dont think that that movie would be anywhere near as popular as it is. They would have probably put some nudity in it to try and spice it up. Yeah, It could still be popular. (GemsPMA)
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Q.)What do the female raindeer do while the males are out with Santa?
A.) They go downtown and blow a few bucks! (Semilove)
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Did you ever wonder about the guy that invented Post-It Notes?? I mean, what does the inside of his house look like? Just wondering. (PaulCrash)