Never, ever, ever eat anything that falls to the floor of a public restroom or a whorehouse. No matter how hungry you are, it's not worth the risk. While I'm thinking of it, it's probably a bad idea to eat ANYTHING in a whorehouse! (Bucktil4d)

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My dog squirms ALOT when I shave his face. (Bucktil4d)

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I am convinced that none of you people exist and that all of this is a mere figment of my imagination because this is all too weird to be true. (ToddG03)

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My cat talks to me. (ToddG03)

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Its not the fact that he talks to me its the fact that I dont have a cat that worries me. (ToddG03)

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Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack did Jill pretty quick....... then she stood by the candle stick and burned her butt... stupid Jill.. (GNG777)

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If it weren't for Eve, the world would've been a better place. Adam was kickin' back one day, when he suddenly feels a jerk in his body. "Me thinks me feels something amiss!!!", Adam says to himself. Along comes this naked girl. Hey baby, try this apple. It's mm-mm good. Adam's little head starts controlling his big head, and the next thing he knows, God is pissed and they're both wearing leaves. He should have said,"Damn it, give me my RIB back, WOMAN!!!!!!!". In my opinion, it was all Eve's fault... Stupid Eve!!!!! (GNG777)

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I work at KMart and I think I have a future. (JVH003)

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The greek gods must've been pretty embarrased being nude like that all the time. (LIQUID101)

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Of course, who am I to argue with gods? (LIQUID101)

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Zippy zoopi zopi vampi vippy nippy tippy crippy stippy cippi dippy. (LIQUID101)

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Never use your ear wax as nacho dip. (LIQUID101)

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What if we lived in a world without hypothetical situations? (BlackWido1)

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An old saying: Look before you leap. A new saying: Watch out for people who wear hand puppets over thier heads. ::And I DIDN'T use the enter button so THERE! :P :: (LIQUID101)

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Why. Why do. Why do my. Why do my postings. Why do my postings always. Why do my postings always come. Why do my postings always come on. Why do my postings always come on the. Why do my postings always come on the hecklers. Why do my postings always come on the hecklers online. Why do my postings always come on the hecklers online game. Why do my postings always come on the hecklers online game called. Why do my postings always come on the hecklers online game called the. Why do my postings always come on the hecklers online game called the random. Why do my postings always come one the hecklers online game called the random game? ::Boy! Was THAT hard to write:: (LIQUID101)

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I hope you guys like cheese cause' i'm sending over some limburger. (LIQUID101)
NO! NO! Not Lim...oh, LimBURGER...okay, Mr. Case LOVES the stuff. I thought you said LimBAUGH

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Fish flakes fish flakes, yummy yummy fish flakes, eat them up, yum yum! (LIQUID101)
See them floating, right on top the water/good for your son and even your daughter

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I once did something so cool that I forgot it. (LIQUID101)

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Picture this: Some stupid-ass borrows a book from the library and returns it to the wrong damn COUNTY!!! (RMarsh9775)

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Don't eat it! It's people. (KC4EvrNEvr)
Rhetorical question - Soylent Green or Spam - if you had a choice, which would you eat?

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hey (MCARLOGK)

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Despite the marriage, i still think Michael Jackson loves me. (KC4EvrNEvr)

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No Bobby, that's MY penny. (KC4EvrNEvr)

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I dont think Shilorider likes me very much. Do you? HE HE he he he ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha (Madcat 2)

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Every time i send mail AOL MAN comes and says" Attempt to delete protected object" Why does he do this??????????????????? (Madcat 2)
See BlueWaffle's entry below on the same subject...

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He did it again!!!!! (Madcat 2)

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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, the engines are pumping and thrumping in time.....he's going the distance, he's going for speed. She's all alone (ALL ALONE) in her time of need.....yeah (Tocadisco)

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i had this dream, you know, where everybody looked like Bob Dylan, crazy stuff (Tocadisco)
Geez, I wish I had that instead of my dream, where everyone looked like Ross Perot and SOUNDED like Bob Dylan...


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this morning I puked in my toilet because sea monkeys was in my stomach doing flips like those stupid Olympic girls while they were in Atlanta making peaches and going to the country to ride the mechanical bull and to drink some dry vodka martini shaken not stirred (Panda582)

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Badboyzzzz sucks. (Forty9erss)

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Short Poem: Po. (Marius690)

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no! (OnlneFreak)

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I am not a bicycle, but you can ride me if you want (Rit12345)

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je ne suis pas une bicycle, mais tu monter moi est-ce que tu prefere. (regarde le message previouse) (Rit12345)

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"give me all your money, oh wait let me get out my gun.""But then what's that poking in my back?" (Rit12345)

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I'm the global thermonuclear war champion, no one has ever defeated me!!!! (Rit12345)

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What is the entity known as the random game host? obviously a big tmbg fan, self-glorifying, 37 year old-male who only let's stuff win if he can comment about them (Rit12345)
LOL...while comments mean your entry has grabbed my attention, there have been some past entries which only received comments from me when I picked them as a winner...As for being 37 years old & a big TMBG fan, well...I'll just keep the folks guessing

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I know a better symbol O), cyclops (Rit12345)

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or how about :) 3 - =, a complete woman? (Rit12345)

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What do you mean you want to rape me? (Rit12345)

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:) : :~ =, what about a naked man? (Rit12345)

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Arregrar mi dedo (pull my finger in spanish) (Rit12345)

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My surfboard's name is Woody, I take him everywhere, Woody, he's got a Woody. Tell me what movie that's from and you'll get nothing (Rit12345)

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I don't know if you've noticed, but a lot of these people who are new here really suck. If it weren't for the return of Tocadisco, Troub, MC, and CivilWar, I'd never post here again. (ChrisIzzo)


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Is it a bad sign when you ask jeffrey dahmer what's for dinner and he says it just arrived? (Rit12345)

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A blond And Bruenette jumped of a cliff who hit the bottom first? The bruenette, because on the way down the blond had to stop and ask for directions! :) (KellyADoug)

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is it me or do you people print every freakin one of the entries in the random game... i mean some of them aren't even funny or random... (AltControl)
Well, Alt, there was a time when there were barely enough entries to call them a batch...Now that were getting heaps of them with unlimited time, some entries just may fall by the wayside - we'll see, though...

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guess what, I know all the powers of two without using a calculator (trust me), 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512 1024 2048 4096 8192 16284 32568 66138 ............ I bet you get the point (Rit12345)

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The little Heckler's Online symbol is undressing me with it's eyes, why not switch to my naked woman one instead, that way we'd both see each other naked. (Rit12345)

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idiocy is contagious, ever since I came into HO, my grades have been going to single digits (Rit12345)

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Here's my impression of Robert Plant singing the Immigrant Song AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rit12345)

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suoicorta etiuq yllaer si ti fo dnuos eht hguoht neve suoicodalaipxe citsiligarfalacrepus (decipher the language) (Rit12345)

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What would my grandfather say if he were alive today? Why the hell did you cremate me? (Rit12345)

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if AOL had a camera they were watching me with, I would currently be in jail (Rit12345)

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Do not anger the mighty Ma, or you shall quickly recieve the blunt of his wrath. (BlueWaffle)

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Lalalalalalalala (BlueWaffle)

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hsawaknow is the brand name on my washing machine (Rit12345)

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I will be forced to smite you with my mighty Toothbrush Of The Ages. (BlueWaffle)

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poopiedoo (BlueWaffle)

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Quoth the Raven, "Poopiedoo." (BlueWaffle)

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Quoth the madman, "Abu Dahbi." (BlueWaffle)

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sure fire laugh getters
1. bran
2. poo
3. dung
4. spoon
5. rectal photography
6. cheese
7. llamas
8. fat people
9. ugly people
10. due to a bizarre gardening accident there is no number 10
(Rit12345)

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cash in Tolkien here!!!!!! (Rit12345)
LOL, Rit...

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Every time I try to send a random thought, it says, "AOLMan attempt to delete protected object." What's that about? (BlueWaffle)
Steve, please get that AOLMan under control...he's overstepping his boundaries again

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I odt'n ahve dsyelixa (Rit12345)

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I'm not gay, but my husband is pretty happy (Rit12345)

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DONOTENCOURAGETHEWRATHOFTHEGREATANDOHSOMIGHTYKINGOFTHELANDORMA (BlueWaffle)

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it's bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rit12345)

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Hey!
HEY!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! (BlueWaffle)

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boody! (BlueWaffle)

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Minimum wage!!!!!!!! hyeah! (whip crack) (Rit12345)

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I fell down and hurt my self (BlueWaffle)

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I sleep in a drawer (BlueWaffle)

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A lot of Denny's managers look like weird Al Yankovic (Rit12345)

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Give me five hundred FREE points! It doesn't cost YOU anything! (BlueWaffle)
Are you kidding? Any points that we give out are deducted from our pay...and try feeding your family on damn Heckler Mugs and AOL 2.5 disks...

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A body is found in the snow, immediately the onlookers know what happened, how? (he was still alive and fell asleep) (Rit12345)

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You leave me no choice. I will now summon the mighty MA, ruler of the land of OR. (BlueWaffle)

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WHO SUMMONS ME!? I am MA! (BlueWaffle)

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WHO SUMMONS ME!? I am MA! (BlueWaffle)

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WHO SUMMONS ME!? I am MA! (BlueWaffle)

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WHO SUMMONS ME!? I am MA! (BlueWaffle)

Just to let you all know, this was just the start of a trend. Someone poor AOL sap keeps summoning BlueWaffle and obviously hiding...BlueWaffle must be tired - he was summoned a total of 239 and no one was here to greet Blue...What gives? Doesn't that sap know that Blue spends a lot of psychic energy to appear when he's summoned? I think you owe Blue a whole heap of PowerBars and a couple of large pizzas to get those energy levels back up...