Howdy, folks - I've been a little busy because of the holidays, as I imagine you are too. Anyway, in my business, I have been a little neglectful about picking out winners for the Random Game...
Because it is the Christmas season, we are constantly reminded about giving to the needy. There are those few who've entered in the past two weeks who've display such an overt neediness in their entries (mostly for tokens, but there are other things) - so much so, that in the holiday spirit, we're opening up our token bag and give these folks some tokens...We at the Random Game think this neediness is a positive, not negative, thing - simply showing your need (or sucking up, demanding, begging, pleading...there are many different terms for it - insert yours here) does work sometimes in getting what you need...
This first one must be explained a little bit - we have Pretti 0ne here practically begging that TheSawTrik be awarded some tokens for making her laugh so much...So, we oblige by giving TheSawTrik 5 tokens for his efforts...
Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)
Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)
Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)
GOD...WHY DO I THINK THAT'S SO DAMNED FUNNY!!??? Perhaps I'm not feeling well! You will all agree with me though, his entry was VERY VERY VERY RANDOM!!! Give that man/woman an hour! (sorry I have assumed TheSawTrik is a male, please forgive me if it is otherwise) (Pretti 0ne)
The following folks (CurlyAnnT, TThorn3003, MagicClams, Pretti0ne, Tocadisco, ToddG03, SOCCERKATZ, Los Quints, Spookie607, Shilorider, BlueWaffle, and MOSHALOT) also get 5 tokens a piece by displaying varying levels of neediness...
By the way, can you get tokens by kissing butt? Just wondering. (CurlyAnnT)
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give me money, prizes, or respect (TThorn3003)
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Tokens? TOKENS???? Sounds more like it's the HOs who have been tokein'! Good luck! :P (MagicClams)
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I need tokens!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Pretti 0ne)
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I really like when the HO responds to your Randomness in the bold writing. I just love that. If it isn't too much to ask, could ya make a little response to this one in the bold, black writing. PLEASE, i love that., (Tocadisco)
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WILL WORK FOR TOKENS Will submit stupid little lines of various B.S. to amuse the great HO's. In exchange for those shiny little HO tokens. (ToddG03)
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HECKLERS ONLINE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Does sucking up help? (SOCCERKATZ)
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Come on let me win some tokens. I reallllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy want some tokens. Don't you know who I am? I may not be very important to you, but I am very important to myself and I thought my story was very good. So you people better get your act together and give me a few tokens for this. I really want something and it is a great idea the prize cellar. so give them to me and give them to me now. Thank you. Please note. The onlything in this that is true is the part about wanting some tokens and being totaly and utterly full of my self. Have a wonderful holiday. (Los Quints)
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i want tokens, pleeaasee pleeaasee please give me tokens. i'll do anything for tokens. pleeaasee pleeaasee. i need tokens. (Spookie607)
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Give me some tokens (please) (Shilorider)
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Give me five hundred FREE points! It doesn't cost YOU anything! (BlueWaffle)
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hey! for 5 tokens I will lick the back of my thigh! so, how 'bout it? (MOSHALOT)
Finally, ChrisIzzo and TBIRD79188 outdid the others in terms of displaying a sense of need and both of them receive 10 tokens a piece. Congratulations!
Give me my damn hour or I'll kill you. IZZO (IZZO) (ChrisIzzo)
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Alright that's it. I got my "Pubic Woman" entry into Secret Identies and what did I get for it? NOTHING! NADA! ZIP! GOOSE EGG! You jerk offs ought to be ashamed of yerselfs...unless you just haven't posted my winnings yet in which case, ignore the previous jerk off statement. If you really didn't give me anything.........JERK OFFS! (TBIRD79188)
Thanks to everyone for entering and congratulations for all the winners (These winners come from the entry batches "Yes, Ma'am, I Assure You The Pizza Is Dead" all the way through "A World Of Hypothetical Randomness")