Well, the arrival of the Ice Age has brought along it's first problem - the damn Random Game Resort pipes here at AOL all froze, which meant days of HO's blasting blowtorches at those pipes to try and warm them (AOL kinda dropped their plumbing service here and we at Hecklers have had to make due)...But, yes they succeeded finally and now all your Random Game entries are flowing freely and rapidly past my eyes now...
Did you know that 400 people suffer from a disease called popititusiumium? It smells like aluminum. (Forty9erss)
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I...I won again! ^o^ (MooGeneric)
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We have gone down in history. (MooGeneric)
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Anywhere you go, I'll swallow you down. (MooGeneric)
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I'm off to get food poisoning from McDonald's. Buh-bye now. Buh-bye. (MooGeneric)
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Hey there. JaguarMel here. -sigh- yes, it seems I have been booted from AOL yet AGAIN. I know, you're thinking, "What the hell? Just stay or leave dammit!" Well, I'm not gonna leave quietly! I'll yell an scream! Actually, I'm not going to leave. I shall be back... under a diff'rent name... most likely JaguarMel1, yada yada yada... which disappoints me since I vowed to never put numbers at the end of my screen name, EVER. Well, at least it's not Mel13599246 or something of that sort. Anyhow, I see the "almighty ego" of WLW Troub/Troub WLW/Mike has returned. -sigh- mike, mike, you shall never get your throne
back. The only people who may take it away from me can be the three other main psychos: Moo Generic, Pretti One, and even -shudder- there is the possibility of SuPrMeGin taking over some day. But for now, my dear, you must work your way back to the top. Otherwise you will continue to do my bidding. No matter if you're Mr. Bumble or not! LOL Well then. With that business taken care of, I shall now go back to getting MY AOL account back. and, of course... here's my end... And in her eyes you see nothing... no sign of love behind the tears... cry for no one... a love that should have lasted years.... (Dazed12489)
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When in hell is someone going to give the Heckler's Pulitzers for Fantasy? (MikWeyandt)
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Sumus mundus, sumus liberi (Pwall79)
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I always feel so warm and fuzzy in this Random World... (Shortsigh)
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::looks around:: Or is that just you? (Shortsigh)
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Ice Age + Shortsigh = Freeze-Dried Fun! (Shortsigh)
LOL Short...
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Sure is COLD in here... (ToddG03)
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Sure is quiet in here... (ToddG03)
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You know I ran all the way over here to my computer because I had a joke to tell...and now I forgot it...well its probably better that way... (ToddG03)
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My wife is making Kool-Aid....and we dont have any kids...sad isnt it... (ToddG03)
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And I thought being a HO was a bad thing... (ToddG03)
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wat the hell (Kmansf)
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Do it? When? (GBOBrien)
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give me money, prizes, or respect (TThorn3003)
I have no money or respect...as for prizes, let's see if Hecklers comes up with a few more - the shelves are still a little empty right now
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what hell is going on (TThorn3003)
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CACA (AciDt8)
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where have all the snowden's gone. ? (Ntrely)
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Miracle Whip... what else would I put on it? (CrashCat2)
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I need teepee for my bunghole. (Mistral19)
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Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio! (Mistral19)
Less than a month away - Beavis And Butthead Do America, December 20, at theatres everywhere (Hey, Beavis...huhuhuhuh, they think like I'm the HO Random Game guy or something...Heheheheh... yeah, Butthead...yeah, yeah...hey, this Random Game sucks! heheheh)
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You know, I was never really attracted to Smurfette. I thought Sassette was much cutrer. (Mistral19)
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Q: what is the answer to life and the universal question... why?
A: 42 (SKaTe 3080)
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WOW...I got a FREE HOUR for THAT???? Thanks!!!! (Pretti 0ne)
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This new token-prize system is like the Chuck E. Cheese's. (MooGeneric)
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Winners of such token-redeemed prizes don't have to pay for shipping handling, do they? (MooGeneric)
I'm not sure about that, but I have seen a lot of the higher-ups around here trying to "get in good" with the cute delivery drivers in order to "get our crap shipped for free" (what, I didn't say anything, Mr. Case, honestly I didn't!)
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Ga!!! (MooGeneric)
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Damn!...I'm reduced to playing the Random Game because no other game updates regularly anymore (except that damn Dave Letterman-top-ten-ripping-off-never-pick-my-answer-always-pick-the-obvious-ones-wish-they-could- be-as-funny-as-me game...and who wants to reduce themselves to THAT level.) (Buuuubye)
I don't know about the rest of you, but let me say I think Buuuubye here reflects a LOT of folks' feelings with regard to the answers they send to the Interactive Top 10...
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Where the hell did Retina Burn disappear to??? (MooGeneric)
Good question, Moo...I too was wondering if the Random Game had disappeared for good when the entries weren't flowing in for about a week there...
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As the two lesbian vampires left one another they said to each other,"See you next month." (H 2 Edge)
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Heklers Tolkens: a shameless attempt to make these games seem better than they are and to keep users' interest in games when the coveted free hour is no longer so coveted... (ArrowsDeja)
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Please, someone help me? I'm spending every waking hour at school, and I've come to the deranged conclusion that inertia of rest means nap time... (JSLY621)
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Certain forms of government make me burp. (JSLY621)
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Hey somebody tell me when we get to the Paleolithic age. I have a great story to tell you but it obviously hasnt been invented yet. (ToddG03)
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the horse with no skin looked at me wildly, "save me" it screamed in perfect English, "i'm sorry, I don't speak English" I replied in perfect Horse, and off to the glue factory he went (DOGROCK)
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Oxygen is highly over-rated. Why I havent breathed in years. (ToddG03)
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So in order to get employed with AOL, where does your life have to go wrong? (ToddG03)
Okay, okay, I was desperate...I was washing windows down in the Bronx, and I washed Case's window on his limo...He looked at me and said, "You look like the perfect sucker...er, worker to work in Hecklers on AOL, bud?"...And the rest is history...
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HO's are people too! (ToddG03)
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Give me chicken. (Forty9erss)
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Or give me death (Forty9erss)
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I can type with my tongue!!!! (Forty9erss)
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"Don't eat the big purple cow with the big purple nose. It is not morally correct!" said Johnny. (Forty9erss)
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My frend Stev want to say hi...Stev stop hiting me...no with the kiking and biteing helo im stev i luv evryone (Pwall79)
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The masked phyco strikes again!!! (WAR2098)
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And again!!! (WAR2098)
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Are those prizes for real??? I mean, who would spend 750 tokens on AOL 2.5???? (Pretti 0ne)
LOL Pretti...I wondered that myself
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Does anyone care that i am the Lone Masked Phyco!?!? (WAR2098)
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I wouldn't mind having the Hecklers Online Coffee Cup, but wow, you'd have to win and win and win to be able to afford any of that stuff????????????????? (Pretti 0ne)
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Can you tell I'm not really happy? (Pretti 0ne)
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I mean, you win a game/contest and you get an hour. But you'd have to win about 5 times, to ever be able to get anything...where is the justice, I ask you? It sorta defeats the purpose and I'm feeling very discouraged. I think I'll boycott!
(Pretti 0ne)
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Ice Age, huh? I could do better than that. (Lt RJ)
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How about the "Lice Age"? (Lt RJ)
LOL...I guess the lice have become everyone's friends here at AOL. We let them play on the puters, and as long as we don't make fun of them, they stay out of our hair...
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I believe I may have to get midevil on your buttocks. (Lt RJ)
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How come no one ever chants, "Of-fense! Of-fense!"? (Lt RJ)
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Mmmmmmm, fifties. (Lt RJ)
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"640k ought to be enough for anyone." - Bill Gates (Lt RJ)
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I read that somewhere, but I doubt Gates really said it. (Lt RJ)
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I mean, it's not like an executive would ever do something stupid. (Lt RJ)
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Nacho, nacho man! I want to be - no, I AM - a nacho man! (Lt RJ)
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They call me *mister* potato head. (Lt RJ)
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No really, they do. *sniff* They hurt my feelings. (Lt RJ)
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I dare you guys- - DARE YOU- - to ask me ANYTHING about the Simpsons! DARE you! (Lt RJ)
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Together, WE CAN! No we can't. Shut up! (Lt RJ)
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RUN!!! Rabid inbred psycho tuna! (Lt RJ)
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OK, sorry guys but this har ain't no joke: Sometimes after I send in a batch it takes a while for them to post it or for it to get into the Hecklers office (if there really is one I'm shocked) so's if'n you sees a batch o' entries from yours truly rest assured I probably sent 'em a week or two back. Adios, ladies and all you other women out there. (Lt RJ)
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shut up dickhead (Jared H101)
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ah the wonders of modern technology, $2000 to do this crap. (HaRvey2401)
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INCOMING! (HaRvey2401)
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a fish (Rit12345)
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what color IS that ugly red thing in name that color? if you tell me and i win it as well, then i think we're both gooder off (Rit12345)
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hey staff, where does that semicolon parentheses take you when you enter your access code (Rit12345)
There are semicolons in our code? Geez, shows you how much they tell me around here...
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repetition sucks
repetition sucks
repetition sucks
repetition sucks (Rit12345)
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Principle turkey buys not the Spam in any case but the best-and only the best! For this he speaks to the tender words "Out damn spot! Out I say!" and releases not the fool's bidding but the kinder mass of the spirit heart into the peaceful night. (LinFlute)
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how much do I have to pay for your free newsletter? (Rit12345)
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Why do my armpits taste like sprite without the carbonation? I should sue!! (Rit12345)
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Have you ever rearranged the letters in Michael Jacksons name? Well I did.... One thing I found is that it spells "Inhale cock jam." Coincidence? I beg to differ (AltControl)
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i dont get it..... (NyAgraves9)
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Can you repeat the question? (NyAgraves9)
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huh? (NyAgraves9)
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yo mama's ass is so big she's got more crack than Harlem (NyAgraves9)
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hello (TTudor1020)
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DId you hear about the guy with two wooden legs who caught on fire and burnt to the ground? (T REX 01)
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I always laugh when I hear that we're celbrating Columbus Day. It should be called Genocidal Maniac Day. (T REX 01)
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blah blah blah blah blah blah i say i say get that hippo away away (SupRMeGgin)
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oooooo....call on me!! me!!! ooooooo!!! i know!!! ii kknnnooowwwww!!!! didja know that if you smoke long enough, you'll get a hairy tounge??? ewwwieeee....can you imagine having to shave your tounge or get it waxed or kissing a guy with a hairy tounge (or a girl, your choice) (SupRMeGgin)
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i once went out with this guy who was going through his "i'm cool cause i can grow facial hair" stage. it tickled when we kissed...kinda like ramming a toothbrush up your nose...not that i'd know or anything (SupRMeGgin)
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i think i drink too much diet coke. now my hand shakes when i'm holding the can. my friend katie has to keep taking the can from me and putting it on the table so i don't spill it (SupRMeGgin)
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How cool am I? I won one of the last free hours from the Random Game. You can all worship me. You are not worthy. Just kidding....I'd like to thank all the little people, my parents for giving me such a great and warped sense of humor, that guy who works at Burger King who smiles funny at me and looks at my butt, those weirdo's that stand out in frount of the furniture store and wave while dressed up to look like a big mattress, the woman on television who sold me face cream to prevent premature wrinkles, and most of all, my favorite, the good ol' folks at Heckler's Online, who without them, I would be a nobody who never won anything. Thank you, goodnight. (CurlyAnnT)
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If Bob Dole was a pizza, what flavor would he be? Paralyzed Pepperoni? (User1231)
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You know there is nothing really random about this game! (ToddG03)
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This year has gone by way too damn fast! (Croaker34)
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I think I've a pain in my shoulder. (Dr Hammai)
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I remember the time I made my best buddy in Jr high school shoot a jelly bean out of his nose. (Bucktil4d)
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I can't feel my fingers anymore. (Nicaris)
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Why do girls always mess around with me and never care about me??? I've been nothing but cool to them and have never hurt them in anyway but it seems that everytime i get treated like a big heaping pile of crap in the middle of the road that people try to avoid so they won't get their car dirty and so they won't have to get out the hose and rinse it off and if it's cold they won't
get cold doing it and while im on the subject... it's getting pretty freakin cold out... My nipples get all stiff when i walk outside topless now... yes im a guy to all you perverts.... which reminds me... theres this guy at school who is a total pervert and it makes me so mad sometimes cause he is such a pervert and
everyone tolerates him. WHY??? shutup (AltControl)
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"How about *enter really lame joke about Claire Danes here*? (Niancul)
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If its not red you might be color blind. (FireToad99)
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Hey! This isn't Lace & Doily Online!!!!!! (HLZdoc)
Lace On Dolly? Lace On Dolly Parton?! WHOA...oh, darn, Lace & Doily...well, who knows, that might be cool
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Don't you hate high school Spanish teachers. (Klugen)
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.....meaty chunks in your social stew.... (Retropop)
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Just imagine it...Traci Lords in a string bikini, (oh forget the bikini, she's wearing a string) (oh forget that, she's NEKKID!) (PlanteP)
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WAIT A GOLL DURN MINIT! I SENT THAT ONE HALF WAY DONE!!! (half baked?) (Actually, half NEKKID if you read the joke...!) (PlanteP)
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Sick-ass Oregon Trail
- you lose the trail for 5 days
- a theif steals all your clothes
- Pamela Lee has herpes
- you rest for 2 days
- you find some wagon axels in an abandoned wagon
- you have herpes
- Jenny McCarthy has a wart on her hand
- find wild fruit
- you have genital warts
- Kathy Ireland has facial warts
- a wagon axel is missing
- Michael Jackson has anal splinters
- Pamela Lee has genital warts
- the wagon axel was found....with crap all over the tip...
- one of the oxen has herpes (PodrazaR)
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Shhhhhh...don't let her know I'm on, I'll get in trouble. (ChrisIzzo)
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Why the hell has it gotten so cold? (ChrisIzzo)
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By the way, don't eat the yellow snow, it tastes salty. (ChrisIzzo)
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At our last pep rally two weeks ago, they played the Macarena, it sucked a fat one. (ChrisIzzo)
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Most people like Starbucks. I like Intergalactic Deer. (Kaziganthi)
LOL, Kaz...
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (Coolcat350)
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Tokens? Didn't they sing the original version of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight?" And now they are being given away as prizes? You'd think people would be trying not to win if the prize was the Tokens. What? It's tokens with a small "t". You mean like credits? Nevermind. (Croaker34)
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Ice Age???? What is this???? I don't remember... (Jekkk)
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Ja, Ich habe ein barenhunger, aber mein kopf is zu grosse. I mochte etwas essen. Kase. Ja, Kase schmeckt gut. Hast du ein radiergummi, sie schmecken gut auch. Schade. Sehr schade. Auf weidersehen. (Velocity26)
Sehr gut, Velocity. Das ist richtig, nicht wahr?
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The majestic gopher gropes at the moon while the squid travels across the sea of tranquility. (SJMcCaffit)
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I have a hairy tongue. And I'm damn proud of it too. (MooGeneric)
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Where ARE you??!??!?!?!?!! (MooGeneric)
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:( (MooGeneric)
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Look at me! I'm a Guide! :-) (MooGeneric)
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<%)) <%)) <%)) <%)) Pizza for everyone! :-) (MooGeneric)
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hi (NauPomp)