Well, clearing up the clog that prevented several days' worth of entries from flowing here to the Random Resort has seemed to empty out our reservoir here...However, there was a puddles' worth left in here so, after drying them off, here they are...


(THERE WAS ONE HE LEFT OUT...) 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not pay alot for a muffler. Amen. (EvilClaws)
LOL, EvilClaws - I always suspected that God's real name was Midas

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I hate my parents, they named me eric shawn david, (DDavid4413)

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You must be talking about my 2 ex wives (DW6942)

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The ice age began three months after I got married, eighteen years ago. (ADTYLER)

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The Ark was low in the water and it still rained on for 25 more days and night.
"Whoops"! Newspaper reports drop in temperature tomorrow as low as 15
degrees!!!!! Thus, began the Ice Age. (CHOOBAND)

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Have always wondered why the butt part of a turkey is ALWAYS so hard to close up?! Just a random musing.............. (SunniesDay)

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The new movie about flight twa? Forget About Paris! ewwwwwww in poor taste. (KasscGee)
Well, at least they didn't show you the movie "Alive", about those folks who crashed in the Andes Mountains and were forced...well, it's almost Thanksgiving, I'll leave that part out