Don't mind me...I'm just guesting the HO spot for this week. Yes, we have no bananas, but there were lots of *goth* Pez, CORN and Star Wars posts.......each feeding off the other. The winning posts are an olio....a stew ....hash....mmmmhash....a veritable feast of humor....freeze dried, just add rum.....so without anything further to say....here's this week's winners
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From: krazyk242
I joined a new interpretive dance troupe in my neighborhood. After attending classes for several weeks in the park, I realized that it wasn't a dance troupe. Turns out, some people broke out of the looney bin and were jumping around in the park. Boy, color me embarrassed.
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From:krazyk242
I think my schizophrenia is causing my low self-esteem. None of my other personalities will talk to me.
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From:sonofspahm
Me: If every person on earth had a donut..
Friend: The world would be at peace and all the people would be happy
Me: yeah....
...except for the kids with Tapeworms.
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From:farheim
All's fair in love and war till my cat starts licking his own asshole.
Is it jealousy or disgust....you decide
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From:brianj718
Don't worry, you're still a Winner in my book... Wait, I was looking at the wrong page. Now, you're a Loser in my book.
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From:sgood42
Tonight on Miss America's Most Wanted we attempt to apprehend the Congeniality Cop Killer and Miss Hawaii Five-O-to Ten.
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From:astronia
When I dropped my handbag, it made this CRUNCH noise, then a SPLAT.
I'm fairly sure that's not a good sign.
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From:piaadams
:::checks Pia's pants:::
Yep...life is good.>>
My new word of the day: benefit
Use it as a verb.
eg. Maegan regretted benefitting Curtis when he didn't call her the next day.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "benefits package"
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From:tyleredone
My daughter just informed me that she has a videotaped, 2-3 minute long commercial for the state of Alaska (????)due Thursday morning.
We have no usable tapes available.
She has NO idea what or how she wants to do this (month long) project,either.
It counts for 75% of her grade.
THIS is why I drink.
Is there any *other* reason to have kids?
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From:krazyk242
I had a steady girlfirend for a couple of days before I remembered that I wasn't a lesbian.
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From:psykofish
Why, I'll have some sui, homo and geno, please.
Love those -cide dishes...
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From:khaleth
>>TAG TAG TAG [f12] GOTH SEX PEZ PEZ PEZ...<<
Goth pez?
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From:cortjstr
(Khaleth)
>> Goth pez? <<
When I'm out lurking in the darkness in my black cape and lipstick I need the compressed sugar only Pez can give you to skulk, and dance to industrial music
Got Pez?
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From:psykofish
All this Pez chat...I wonder if they have pez flavored Pez in Spain.
Si.....
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From:odaeyss
>>THE SHARK DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF HIM.>>
But if you turn down the lights and start to baa quietly, WOAH WOW does that turn him on.
rammin right along.....
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From:sonofspahm
Momma didn't raise no fool.
I was neglected and left to be raised by our pet birds.
:::poops on newpaper:::
the obligatory *poop* post of the day...
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From:chriskolak
"So this is what being stoned is like"
"Chris, you took 2 Tylenol"
Rocky Mountain High?
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From:smbartoli
>>insert far yelling at me>>
I... I don't know what to say. You're an ass.
If everyone who insults rio is really an ass then the world is filled with donkeys and beastiality is no longer an option.
Its shut up time.
....donkeys aren't the only beasts worthy of loving
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From:felixelkat
kat's observation:
i rule cause i seldom wear underware, and when i do, it's cause it's too damn cold not ot...
ya....we don't want that lil sucker to shrivel up now...do we?
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From:farheim
This haiku does not
Have the correct number of the
Right syllables
I don't know why.....but this post tickles me.....hey, it can tickle me if it wants to...I'm the GUEST HO
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From:vertilgo
3. Kicking a woman in the crotch would be funny anyway, just because ... ah hell, YOU ARE ALL TOO DENSE TO UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR! TOO DENSE! MWAHA!>>.
yeah , but kick the *wrong* woman and it sucks off your shoe.
I can't add anything to this .....Vert has made me speechless
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From:buttmint
I was told today that my ego is so big it could qualify to be it's own state.
Say "hello" to Governer Buttmint.
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From:zornog
Yeah, that's cool. I know that that's what the random game is for after all, blowing off steam and being whiney and angry all the time.
Yeah , silly me for hoping that there would be some humor.
SHAME ON ME>>
Psssh, humor is SO 1998.
I truly hope Zornog doesn't mean that for the RG.....now that I'm totally depressed I will say goodbye. Congrats to all the winners and my thanks to Quasi for allowing me to guest this week.......Anonymous