From: DrSalina
NUTRITION FACTS
Serving Size 50 posts
Servings Per Board Over 1000
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Amount Per Serving
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Calories 300Calories from Stupidity 750
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% Daily Angst*
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Total Ignorance 67.9g 79.5%
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Saturated Ignorance 34.5g 97.8%
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Character 1.1g 0%
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Sarcasm 92g 98.8%
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Total Humor 52.5g 98.5%
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Original Humor 23g 67.7%
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Sugary (Nice) Humor 12g 87%
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Problems 99.9g 99.9%
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Vitamin A(ss) <34.0% * Vitamin C(rap) 84.0%
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Crankiness <57.0% * Irony <34.0%
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* Percent Daily Angst is based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Your daily angst may be higher or lower depending on
your calorie needs:
Calories: 2,000 2,500
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Total Ignorance Less Than 65g 80g
Sat Ignorance Less Than 20g 25g
Character Less Than 300mg 300mg
Sarcasm Less Than 2,400mg 2,400mg
Total Humor 300g 375g
Original Humor 25g 30g
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Calories per post:
Ignorance 65 * Character 23 * Problems 58
INGREDIENTS: WIT, ANGER, CONFUSION, TENSION,
ARGUING, HOPELESSNESS EXTRACT, ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE, STRANGE URGES, EGO, NEGATIVE
PERSONALITY, LAUGHTER, FONT COLOR BLUE 20,
FONT COLOR RED 30, FONT COLOR YELLOW 35 1/2,
AND NO MORE THAN 2% WORTHINESS.
Made By
Myrrh & Co.
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