What's more depressing: Jim Croce or a dead puppy? (VicValari)
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I will listen to Weird Al for a token. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on I SAID WEIRD AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (IISKATEII)
Well, listen to 24 hours straight of the Macarena and maybe we can talk
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There once was a man who was a nut. He always talked with himself. He would always say the same thing. He always started with this sentence: "Did you know thatI was a woman once?" Here's what he would say. "Did you know that I was a woman once? I don't know what happened. I just woke up one morning and I felt kinda weird. So I took a shower. It was scary. I had somehow lost, and gained, at the same time. My hubby walked in and said,' where's my woman?'. You know, I was thinking... I wonder what it would be like to be a woman again. Did you know that I was a woman once? I don't know what happened. I just woke up one morning and I felt kinda weird. So I took a shower. It was scary. I had somehow lost, and gained, at the same time. My hubby walked in and said, ' where's my woman?' You know, I was thinking. I wonder what it would be like to be a woman again. Did you know that I was a woman once? I don't know what happened. I just woke up one morning and felt kinda weird. So I took a shower. It was scary. I had somehow lost, and gained, at the same time. My hubby walked in and said, ' where's my woman?' You know, I was thhinking. I wonder what it would be like to be a woman again. Did you know that I was a woman once? I don't know that happened......." (TEBruz)
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i .... see .... no ..... bold ..... letters. does this make me crazy? no more than smearing myself with hummus, draping christmas tree lights around me, and running up and down the stairs until i fell down out of sheer exhaustion. (Shilorider)
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really, though, what are these bold letters i hear such strange tales of? (Shilorider)
geez, even silly little bold letters eventually gain a mythology of some sort...
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able was i ere i saw elba
able was i ere i saw elba
my god, they're the exact same either way!!!!! who makes these things up? they're geniuses, i tell you! i'll start a new religion: the religion of gods who can write stuff and have it read the same thing when it's written backwards. a little, long i know. how bout an acronym? TROGWCWSAHIRTSTWIWB. that would be so easy. just say madam i'm adam and they'd fall at yer feet groveling (Shilorider)
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Sim Being..Me obsessed!?!?! Well, actually my best friend and my other friend were talking on New Year's Eve and apparently concluded that I was obsessed. The one friend told me this on Thurday and I was appauled!!!! obsession implies lack of control....I call my many obsessions, well, simply extreme fascination. Like in The X-Files, RENT, movies, etc. And yes, people can laugh at me....that doesn't matter. Have fun!!! (MissScully)
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Hey i thought you said this was chocolate pudding! (Moodyviper)
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Please take that porkchop out of your ear. You're frightening the midgets in Malasia. (Moodyviper)
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I came in here for a permenant, and you give me a dye job! (Moodyviper)
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I'm just through reading the The Worst... entries and well, I MISS YOU BOLD WRITING GUY!!!!! You're the most interesting guy on here. You're the only one who consciously knows that all of us must have no lives since we're spending 19.95 a month to write down crap on a computer in order to win this mysterious entity called "tokens", which, until I get any, I am still NOT going to believe that they exist. Has anyone else gotten any? Hmmmm? Any that you've actually gotten anything with? Nope, didn't think so. See, I realize this but I still am caught up in the fact that someone at Hecklers Online has to read what I say. Even my own friends do that. Please bold lettering guy...COME BACK TO ME!!!! Thank you for your time. (MissScully)
Aww, Miss? Do I have to come back? I wanna' play in the sandbox here with my pet Tarantula a little longer...
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Okay, I've given you the first few songs of RENT and today I should really give you the next few, but I think I left my book with the lyrics upstairs so you'll have to wait another day. I am listening to it though. And please answer me this time.....Can we use RETURN yet??? And whatever happened to the picture of a shark that I put in? Oh well.... I'll see if I can type my college essay in here. BUY THE RENT RECORDING!!!! (MissScully)
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You can take the girl out of Hicksville, but you can't take the Hicksville outa the girl. (MissScully)
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Bluewaffle is really cool. give him all my tokens. (SQUEEGY1)
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BlueWaffle is Awesome! give him 1000 tokens! (Mr Onliner)
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give bluewaffle lots of tokens (WJHSmile)
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Hey give that bluewaffle guy lots and lots of tokens! (Kaziganthi)
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Why not give more tokens to the adorable and funny Bluewaffle!(DOT22)
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my name is Kumantes
i think bluewaffle deserves lots of tokens.(Kumantes)
Gee, I sense a trend here...
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give tokens to bluewaffle! (Bulldog003)
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Bluewaffle is cool he deserevs tokens (Croaker34)
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Ma) (BlueWaffle)
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Has anyone ACTUALLY died from being stabbed with a licked-pointed candy cane? i wonder.... (MissScully)
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The tango-Maureen. (MissScully)
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Pookie (MissScully)
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Look, i find that some of what you teach suspect. (MissScully)
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The Random game-the random game
"The" Random game-indicating that there is only one Random game in existence
The "Random" game-indicating that the game is not random at all, but anti-random
The Random "game"-indicating that it is not a game but in all acuality, a life and death struggle between good and evil, life and death, meat and potatoes, and that the fate of the universe lies in the balance
isn't english language fun? (BlueWaffle)
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Because I used to relaying on intellect. (MissScully)
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But I try to open up to what I don't know. (MissScully)
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Because reason says I should have died three years ago. (MissScully)
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Amen. (MissScully)
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No other road. No other way. No day but today. (MissScully)
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No other road. (MissScully)
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No other way. (MissScully)
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No day but today. (MissScully)
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Why little Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow, to blow off Auntie Em!!! (MissScully)
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By the way...that guy put up emaG modnaR ehT and he got his name on the main screen. I put up the entire Random Game Entry directions and I got nothing!!!! Not that I'm bitter,.....but I am!!!! (MissScully)
Do you REALLY want to see the Random Game Entry Directions twice in a day?
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I broke my arm
my cat died
I lost a 20 dollar bill
everybody is sold out of star wars
i keep ruining my shirts with bleach
my grandma was in a car accident
my grampa had a heart attack
My sink broke
my Christmas tree fell down
i spilled anti freeze on my self
life is peachy
life is grand
life is a beach
life is a big bowl of cherries
what are we basing this on people
the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for
-Ernest Hemmingway
peace love and Empathy
-Kurt Cobain (BlueWaffle)
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Dear Random guy,
Please don't print that last entry. I was just venting some anger. No kidding.
BlueWaffle (BlueWaffle)
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Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.... (Jsmo10484)
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Now you can process shipment documents more quickly and accurately, track packages immediatly, and produce customized report right from your PC. In fact, with UPS online shipping you can turn a desk top computer into a complete shipping and ttracking station. UPS OnLine Office software is easy to use and offers a number of time-saving features. Point-and click address entry. (Pick1card)
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yo ho me want tokenees (EPITAPHpnk)
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Here i sit lonely hearted i came here to win but i only farted (EPITAPHpnk)
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Thought i'd say Dear MR ONLINER damn you type a lot (EPITAPHpnk)
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The dirt on my shoe is the antichrist
and I am not the uncle of the lord of mosquitoes in the summer in minnesota
he had had had had, had had a soda (PodrazaR)
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David Beaver turned to Marcus, over the steroids and restraining orders, You will probably spend the rest of your life behind bars if the cat is eating cellary. (HarveyHurf)
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I really do like capybaras, especially their friends. (HarveyHurf)
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True Story - A Fraternity here at my University got into a fight with one of the Sororities. They didn't talk for about three weeks when one Sunday, the Fraternity sent the Sorority house a box of dognuts and an apology letter. On Wednesday of the following week, the Sorority recieved a picture of all of the members standing buck naked with the dognuts hanging from a certain part of their male anatomy !!! Rumor has it that some of the girls enjoyed the added flavoring !!! (GHoll311)
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Twas Brillig and the Slithy Toves,
Were out walking One Fine Day,
Said the Butcher to the Chicken,
Where go Townes Van Zandt? (Tunefinder)
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God, I'm desperent to be up at this time, to play this %$#@**% Game! I cant even spell! (RYost24743)
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I'm getting disenchanted. (MooGeneric)
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:( (MooGeneric)
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I think that's the first sad face I sent in to the game all by itself...just goes to show ya how disenchanted I am. (MooGeneric)
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Oh sheeit!! Did I make a spelling error?! (MooGeneric)
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Where's Pretti0ne? :o (MooGeneric)
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Who here was born in 1928??? (MooGeneric)
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Has the Random Game incorporated ANTAGONIST Trivia or is it just my equipment? (WildBillR)
WIth AOL the way it is, I wouldn't be surprised...
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Has anyone actually built a house on the north pole so every room has a southerly view? And if so, what color was the bear? (Kendall89)
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'Twas the day after christmas, our house was destroyed, by the paper and ribbons that covered our toys. In the corner lay an oppened box, a cat played inside with unwanted sox. Soon from the bathroom we heared such a clatter, aunt rose on her scale screamed "I gained weight, i'm fatter". The sink over flowed, the trash cans were filled, the carpet had stains were eggnog had spilled.
The mail box was full, filled to the gills, with flyers for white sales, and credit card bills.
My parents were crabby, frustrated, and tired, because the toys we got, said assembly required.And now I will end in the tradisional way, mary christmas to all, and to all a good day! my name is brook trout i'm 13 years old. my email address is BROOKAARON@aol.com i hope you liked the poem. (BROOKAARON)
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Hey! Clarence Clemmons gave his girlfriend a tune-up (PaulCrash)
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Who IS PaulCrash, why must I ignore him? He is a sad sad sad little man. (Dawn619645)
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I need help. (Dawn619645)
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One day, I was in a chat room, and three other Dawn's were in there as well. I got mad because usually I am the only Dawn in there. I told them to leave but they wouldn't. They weren't fit to be in there. (Dawn619645)
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mush, mush the mushroom, 10 cents a piece!!! (Python9208)
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hmmmmm (Emil Sndwn)
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Three men were to be guillotined during the French Revolution. The first man (French) was asked by the executioner if he wished to be placed in the device head up or down. He said "Head down ! I am afraid to see my fate!"His head was severed. The second Frenchman said,"Head up ! I am not afraid to meet my maker!" The blade jammed halfway down. The executioner freed him for his faith. The last, a Pollack, said I too wish head up ! My daddy didn't raise no dummies ! Just as the rope was about to be pulled, the Pollack said, "Hold on a minute! I think I see what your problem is !" (ChooWhoo)
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Choose me..will ya huh?? Huh, will ya?? This is my first time playing...and you know how it is...I'm excited...I just know that I'm gonna win...right, huh?? You wouldn't let a first time player down now would ya???Well, would ya??? Come on...PLEASE choose lil ole me....I'm new here and I'm warning you I won't be back if you don't choose me....Oh! I have a great idea...if you don't choose me...I'm gonna annoy the hell outta ya...Yeah! that's what I'll do....I'll whine, cry and beg until you give in...Yeah! that's what I'll do.......I'll be relentless...I'm good at that.....Please! Oh! Please! Oh! Please!...I'll be a mosquitoe and bug you until you do.....Are you sick of me yet? Are you caveing in?? I knew it!! I knew that you would pick me............................................................I'm still here!! I'll haunt you until you pick me........................................................................Wanna try me? Do ya huh???Well, do ya????.........................................I'm watching you!!!!..........................................I made a voodoo doll in your image.Yep! that's right. Now, where did I put those pins..............................................................I'm warning you.You had better choose me or OUCH!!..........................................I'm getting desperate................................................I'll BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a bandaid! (BMurgia)
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Tickle Me Elmos are pure sex toys (MaddMaster)
If you think about it, those Cabbage Patch Eating dolls are too...
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Randomness killed the cat you know. I'm serious, it really did! The cat was choosing which of her two paws to lick, the left of right. The cat randomly chose her left paw which happened to have some deadly virus from Africa that caused the cat to internally bleed leaving the cat coughing up blood on its death bed. True story you know. Just nobody knows about it. (JH Probe)
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Are you sure you don't have any "universal" tokens? If you don't I highly suggest that you give them out. But I suggest that you only give them out to the Random Game winners. Everybody everyday will flock to the Random Game to send in a million entries in high hopes of winning. Then everyone could enjoy playing arcade games just like me. "Hecklers Online" would be the place to go. But for that to happen you better listen to me. (JH Probe)
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IT'S THE RANDOM GAME! (JH Probe)
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"universal" tokens..... (JH Probe)
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Is the Bald Letter Guy really bald? (JH Probe)
( :-/>-|-< sure looks bald to me...
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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? (Spongewthy)
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A-one, A-two, A-three (Spongewthy)
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CRUNCH! (Spongewthy)
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If so he should join Hair Clubs for Men or something like that. (JH Probe)
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A-three! (Spongewthy)
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The world may never know... (Spongewthy)
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I hear they got a great holiday offer. (JH Probe)
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However, I, in my infinite wisdom, DO know. It's four hundred and eighteen. (Spongewthy)
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I wish I could be the Bald Letter Guy. (JH Probe)
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Shhh. The monkey swings and urinates on trees. (JH Probe)
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A bird in hand is worth two overhead (JRVFMPRAC)
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Poo.................................. (JRVFMPRAC)
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Somebody beat the dog! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JH Probe)
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Are you guys tired of me yet? (JH Probe)
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hello (PAREZA)
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I need chalk. I really really do. Why won't anyone listen? What is this? My fellow Hecklers will aid me in my distress. Ah My! (JH Probe)
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You sure nobody has any chalk? (JH Probe)
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This must be where those voices are coming from (the ones that told to me to stay home and clean the guns today). (TekPhobe)
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What am I doing? I have never done this before...This is the first time I've played this, did you know that? When Am I supposed to push Enter? When that guy person finally say to do it, or says whatever he says? Am I just supposed to sit here all day and wait for him to do it? Well If i do it wrong then I will know, this is weird, I have never heard of a game like this, It's kind of cool though, you can basically type whatever you want to. Well since I don't know what I'm supposed to do I guess I will just push enter right now, and hopefull that will be the right thing to do, I don't get those Insturctions, you know. My teacher says I'm kinda slow. Oh well I must really go now. Bye-bye (Enlytin)
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what should I respond to? (LFallon123)
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Say it ain't so. (Kumantes)
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Hey 'sup. Im a 17 year old fem. who likes to take all my clothes off and then play the trivia games. for a picture of me (37, 18, 22) ten tolkens will do. (CheToesy)
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You should create an Enrique Iglesias page for hispanics because he is very popular. And Madonna Rocks! (Ruby5328)
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A few observations: A> I saw a cat outside yesterday. B> Oleo tastes better than margarine. C> Is that ol' Laverne Chick in the Target commercials getting beefy or what? (Garandweed)
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A toothbrush must have been invented in Maine. Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. (CurlyAnnT)
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I will not take credit for that comment...I just heard it the other day. I have nothing against people from Maine. (CurlyAnnT)
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Except I feel their pain. Because I wouldn't want to be afraid of a moose running through my yard. (CurlyAnnT)
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rice iz kewl (Liar16)
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As far as childhoods go, mine was pretty average, except for the fact that my brothers were flatulantly gifted and could execute "pull my finger" at will. (Swasinak)
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hello Mr. Bold type guy... (Moodyviper)
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I will take any sickness you have, now give tokens to ME!!!!!! (Moodyviper)
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A song:
There once was a farmer who lived by a crick,
And every morning he'd play with his
Banjo by the moonlight for the lady next door
And you culd tell jst by looking that she was a
Pretty young lady who rolled in the grass
Andwhen she rolled over you could seeher bare
Feet. She looked like a horse and she walked
like a duck.
She promised the farmer a new way to
Raise a family, teach the girls how to knit,
While the boys in the backyard were shoveling
Dirt for the flowers which were doing quite well,
And if you don't like my story, you can go straight to
Sleep. (RC the 7th)
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Another song, this time made by me.
There once was a girl, wo was in a clique,
And every 5 minutes, she'd play with her
Mini etch a sketch cuz in her pocket it fits,
And when she was done, she'd play with her
Watch, cuz at the hour, it changed really fast,
And she go to the principal and show him her
Really cool pencil she bought at the store,
And she'd tell him about how she was a
Vegetarian who would very often eat duck,
And once in a while she liked a nice
Shower but once, she slipped and she fell,
And if you don't like my story, you can go
straight to
Bed. (RC the 7th)
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To all of you screaming in pain, please keep in down. I'm trying to think. (Moodyviper)
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how do i get to download free games (BHR INC)
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I have a theory that there is a whole conspiracy behind AT. All the really good people meet every week to pick out all the answers and laugh at us when we get it wrong. I have a feeling that N2lori keeps turning her tokens in for more and more Jolt jockstraps. (BdwyBby)