Hmmm hello Tocadisco. And how are you doing today? I see you have a grudge thingie against the guy that posts responses to the entries. wellllllllllll I have to say that, why, I do also. You wanna know why? HUH? DO YA? ANSWER ME DAMMIT! IT WASN'T RETORICAL! YES YOU DO WANT TO KNOW!! STOP THAT! Geeeeeeeeeez. Wellll it seems I don't get mr. response guy's attention. It seems that he prefers just to not pay attention to my entries. It seems that he doesn't like to respond to me. Well FINE THEN! -pout- I'll just go in
the corner and sulk for a while.. by chance do you have, oh a revolver? Damn. Ok. :::shuffle::: What? HA! SEE! I KNEW YOU'D WANT ME BACK! BAHAHAHAHAHA what? Oh, OK, yeah, you can have your pen back. -sigh- ::shuffle::: Annnnyways, ahhh MagicClams... welcome back, BTW.. I never said that. I dunno if you remember me...back when you were a reg to the ol random game, I was sorta a newbie randomer. Until that whole "Hey let's strike cuz we don't get free hours and it's a conspiracy" yada yada yada thingie. Then I took over. LOL... welllllll ok not really. But anyway, so you're not the only old person in here. -woohoo- Ok... I'm gonna go back to my corner now, ringing the bells of Notre Dame with my disfigured foot. Or something. I dunno. But in the meantime.... Here come old flat-top, he come groovin up slowly, he got ju jube eyeballs, he one holy roller. He got hair down to his knees, got to be a joker, he just do what he please... Come together...
right nowwwwwwwww.. over me... (JaguarMel)
I always figure pretty much all there was to be said about your entries was said in your entries, Jag, but just to let you know, you still have my attention...

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I have had nothing but sugar today. Everything I have eaten has been at least 75% sugar or more. Preferably more. My leg was spasming during lunch. I screamed at people. It was quite fun. You could've pulled me off the ceiling!! (Calvinbert)
They had a keg at my workplace today...However, the thought of getting drunk with 70 old fogeys who you don't like in the first place wasn't a terribly appealing thing...

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER (Calvinbert)

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I've had too much sugar today. It's all my friends fault for not feeding me anything normal, no, it was all marshamllow bars, doughnuts, cream puffs, and cookies!! And then they wonder why my leg was twitching! (Calvinbert)

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I killed him later today (JessGrl14)

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can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me have some
TOKENS. I beg you. Im down on my neese. Im kissing the ground. i will woreship you forever. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me have some TOKENS. PLEASE PLEASE. PRETTY PLEASE. (Docmoron)

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There you are, Linda Carter! I've been looking for you! (MooGeneric)


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I'd just LOVE to have one of those Hooker Barbie dolls this Christmas! (Editor Comment Guy)
Ummm.....well thanks for sharing that with us Mr. Guy, maybe you could settle for a Tickle Me O.J. Doll instead??..... (Tocadisco)

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I had fun being bold letter guy for a day, i'd like to try my hand at again, sometime....thanks Mr. Guy.... (Tocadisco)
Sure, Toca...maybe I can coerce...er, slowly ease you into taking my job editing these things someday perhaps...(btw, nice comment, Toca LOL)

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I'm scary. Yessir. Hide the women and children. Here comes Mr Freddy. Yeeeeeeeeep. (Mr Onliner)

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Alright, since kaziganth (or whatever the hell the name is) decided to copy my idea which named the folder for me I will use this screen name one or 2 last times. i would just like to say that i saw rebel without a cause today and I look like James Dean when I squint my eyes and if I were able to get rid of my acne. (Rit12345)

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They finally posted my token amount (and 6 7/8 years early too)! (Rit12345)

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what can I get for 5 tokens? how about a picture of Biochick? (Rit12345)
Hmmm...not sure what Biochick's up to these days...anyone have any idea?

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how can I change tokens I get under this screen name to be used with my other screen names' tokens? I want the jolt merchandise (Rit12345)
You should e-mail the folks at Hecklers, Rit...I really haven't a clue on this

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Q (Slightle02)

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can i get 145 tokens to be able to buy something using the five I have currently, I want to be able to afford a christmas present for my dad. (Rit12345)

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you know that advice that AOL gives you about never giving out your password? Take it from me, it's a good idea. (Rit12345)

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I feel cold and fuzzy inside, oh wait, it's warm and prickly, yeah, that's it (Rit12345)

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Have you ever given tokens to people who begged for them like the pathetic dogs that they are? I think you should give token for guts and spine and a willingness to kill for gain or pleasure. (GCard)
Coming soon...the Conan the Barbarian Auditorium HO Game...where the gutless and spineless are just part of the scenery

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stegosaurus, stegosaurus, where are you? where are you? (I bet no one else on the planet knows the words to that song) (Rit12345)

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I would like to give you a blast from the past for a moment, something which I'm sure you remember your friends saying, that magic word, "OK", oh, really brings back the memories, doesn't it? SO STOP POSTING PEOPLE WHO JUST SEND IN THAT ONE WORD!!!!! THERE"S BEEN TEN OF THEM ALREADY!!!!
(Rit12345)
Well, it is the Random Game - (almost) anything goes...(okay, so people who send in one word only is highly annoying - they should be strung up alongside Barney and burned at the stake! Who's with me! That'll stop those one word posters!)

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constipated mathmeticians work it out with a pencil (Rit12345)

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can i trade in tokens for hours? I'll stay on the random game much longer under this screen name and won't have to keep switching computers. (Rit12345)

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I am tocadisco, and alt control, and magicclams, you have proof sitting right there in your computers, so post all my messages from other names (Rit12345)

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Is it possible to change the subject during the random game? (Rit12345)

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I don't speak English, Je ne parle pas francais (Rit12345)

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there was another person who referred to one of my entries, he speaks french and watches MST3K, can you guesss who it is? (Rit12345)

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Do gays stare at themselves in the mirror going "man, if i were another person, I would marry myself"? (Rit12345)

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Thank you for playing the random game (Rit12345)

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My butt is soft when lightly wind it breaks. It smells like beasts so drooly, yet it's fun. (William Shakespeare) (GCard)

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Did you know that Ohio has lovely beaches? (Treep321)

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I wear a Brown-Of-Ultimate-Sadness ribbon to protest the deaths of viruses across America. Stop the hate! (GCard)

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You know what a want for Christmas? A phat pimpin' weaselskin coat with a weasel-head hood and little weasel feet hanging off like tassels. Then I could walk through the woods in silence and no one could see me for the weasels. (GCard)

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Oh, if I were invisible
No one would see me
So if I were invisible
I could stand outside and pee.

Or I could just live in southern France. (GCard)

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I sat at the keyboard, ready to type something profound, while being profane at the same time. Then I realised, that maybe i shouldn't be writing this....I'm probably not the right man for the job, right? Right. So i left my house in search of vulgar words of wisdom. First stop, Magic Clams house, but i didn't know where he lives...so i decided to check every house in the Metropilitan Area, not even thinking that he may not live there....I knocked on the first door I came to...a woman in her mid-seventies opened the door...i knew it wasn't him, but then again, it could be. "Magic Clams?," I asked. She just smiled at me and said, "Honey, I've been with plenty of young men in my day, but they got to be more than magic to turn me on."

Oh well, so much for that. (Tocadisco)

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Mr Onliner is starting to scare you? I've been scared for a long time. In fact my fear has driven me out of civilization as we know, i decided to join a simple life, the Amish life. Technically, I shouldn't be online. If Babby finds out he'll shoot me. Bye.... (Tocadisco)

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What is the exchange rate between tokens and luvin'? (GCard)

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By the way, Babby was the best Amish name i could come up with..... (Tocadisco)

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Hey! You did it again! Out of curiosity, how much later do you get these suckers? Testing testing one two three... current date 12/20/95 (Tiger Spot)
Well for the weekend, it piles up, so these entry batches are from Friday to Sunday (to tell you the truth, I was a little curious about that myself...)

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What I say is useless. I forgot to wash my funny place this morning. (GCard)

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what the hell is this (Spots9999)

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I put Steve Case on my buddy list...I wonder if I'm on his? (Tocadisco)

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Ocsidacot. (Tocadisco)

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People always say brb in the chat rooms....it means be right back....i have no problem with that....just don't start saying brb in real conversations cause you'll look like a goddamn fool. (Tocadisco)

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One Bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the old blind man he saw it to.
(This is a poem. Periods or commas show where a new line should begin.) (Cool Scoot)

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It's the Random Game.
Krazy is my name.
It ain't the same.
As "The Random Game." (Krazyk242)

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I have returned. (ArrowsDeja)
Well, good to see ya, Arrows!

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I don't think that one is the loneliest number, I think that zero is, but that's probably because is an antisocial @#@#$@ that won't return peoples phone calls and deserves its fate. errr aahh something like that....whatever.
(ArrowsDeja)

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Hello. I hope you randomly choose me for the random amount of tokens. (IsLnDBoyX)

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IF I DON'T GET SOME TOKENS OUT OF YOU, I WILL PLAY JOHN DENVER CD'S TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY UNTIL YOU SCREAM! (ADTYLER)
Ooh, never tried John Denver before...I've tried the Macarena and Barry Manilow before, but not torture with John Denver...could be interesting...

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Who the hell made up this stupid game? (HORTME)
Your guess is as good as mine...

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you want random?!?!??? I'LL SHOW YOU F*CKING RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOKENS!! NOW!!!!!!!!! (Dragonmzt)

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I want ice sculptures!!! (BabyLamms)

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I've got to ::beep beep:: run away
I've got to ::beep beep:: get away
from the something inside the heart of me
::beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp::
get the paddles!!
::WHACHUNK...beep beep::
WHOA! Tainted Love!
(BabyLamms)

Levi's Wide Leg Jeans...sponsor of the Random Game (no, not really, but hey, I'm sure they don't mind the publicity...)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages
Welcome to the greatest show on Earth! (BabyLamms)