Hey, I just love the power of making other folks sick, don't you? Pretty soon, everyone around work's gonna' be sick and then I'm going to be the only one with the building to myself and I can wreak havoc and cause stocks to crash and fires to erupt and...
Sorry, that's the Nyquil talking...anyway, the randomness continues...
Get him he's got the ruby. No Johnny don't go its to dangerous. I have to do what's right Sally. I love you John. I love you to. I must leave now the museum needs that emerald. Goodbye Johnny. Bang! He's been shot, my Johnny has been shot. Noooo! (SIM Being)
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My cat doesn't go for that thing were you spray him with a squirt gun when he jumps on the tree. (SIM Being)
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Hey everybody!!! Check out The Randomest Thingies in the World (Part 2), check out the very bottom of it....looks like somebody (and i'm not naming names) get a little sloppy with the bold letters.....tsk tsk tsk (Tocadisco)
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Whisk Whisk Whisk (Tocadisco)
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I'm starting to think something here....you guys get a lot of entries lately, only because i checked the new entries today (there were 4 sets) and all but the fourth were lacking the Toca experience...when i read the fourth,i was like woah!!! I don't remember writing this!! I started to laugh, it was fun, it was
dirty...it was downright kinky....anyway, i had fun seeing my stuff in bold, i'm a BOLDAPHILE you know? anyway, give me another comment write a response in bold....please!!!! i love this.... (Tocadisco)
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"I want you to know that I'm sappy like you, and I like nothing but chocolate yogurt." (Alantis Morissette) (SIM Being)
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The thing about a bonbon....hmmm well you know, it's almost always gone gone.... bon bon's the RIGHT size, bon bon's the bite size....
(Tocadisco)
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From now on, YOU CALL ME HABIB!!! Got it?? Good (Tocadisco)
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When I close my eyes I see the old man from the 1-800-collect commercials. (BSpeirchel)
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LEMME BE THE FIRST TO suck up WISH EVERYONE AT HO HAPPY HOLIDAYS
go to hell AND REMIND YOU THAT I LOVE YOU gimmie tokens NO MATTER
gimmie tokens WHO YOU DECIDE TO gimmie tokens AWARD TOKENS TO
gimmie tokens or die! (Mr Onliner)
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where does stuff come from? (Zeroloo)
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If sex is a sin, and sins are forgiven, does that mean sex is in? (Kumantes)
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Does ice cream come out as #1 or #2? (Zeroloo)
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I am mindlessly babbling now. (Kumantes)
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POST THIS!!!!!! (Kumantes)
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I wrapped my own Christmas present yesterday. I got a guitar. (Kumantes)
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I used the whole roll of wrapping paper on it. (Kumantes)
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Can you put one of my sayings in the margin, like those other guys? (Kumantes)
If I had control over that, I would Kumantes...in fact, I'd kick everybody out of this room and have a party right here in AOL central with all you fellows, Steve Case's credit limit be damned (though that's probably not a good idea now, considering the flu virus I seem to have caught...)
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Be prepared. Something very random is coming up. (I'm planning my randomness from now on) (Kumantes)
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Just looking for the Token Claus...thought maybe he could help me out. (Zeroloo)
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I ran out of room. AOL ruined my randomness. (Kumantes)
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You have the worst job in the entire world. I'll make sure to send you a lot of entries because we don't know how long your position will last. (Kumantes)
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the Online Host still has his head in his ass so please continue to not use or . (Zeroloo)
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It's Christmas Eve and I'm spreading joy. Smashing John Tesh CDs. (Kumantes)
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. Now I know my abc's, next time won't you sing with me! (Kumantes)
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Blurbs is spelled wrong. Just thought you'd like to know that. (Kumantes)
Well, what do you expect from someone who's named HO Redhead (last time she's taking me out to lunch I guess...oops)
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Je parle francais et anglais! Je suis formidable! (Kumantes)
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Dashing through HO, trying to get tokens my way.
All the things I do, trying to stay sane
Jingle Tokens, Jingle Tokens, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it will be to collect prizes.
Hey at least I tried. (Zeroloo)
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Hmmmm... I forget, sorry. (Kumantes)
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DECLARATION OF RANDOMNESS
I am Lt RJ, formerly known as LtJG RJ2, who was and still is the Random King of Randomia. ChrisIzzo still holds the post of Top King's Herald Guy, and while most of my Knights have left my kingdom Randomia and my continent AOL, I shall now create the new ruling class of the Random Game. We need order, and this has not been the way to go about it. Randomness shall prevail. (Lt RJ)
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People are not like trees. You can't go around putting little girls in the refridgerator next to the milk and cheese. (CrcleMouth)
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Heckler's online is cool, but where's the love? (Tynado)
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KING: King Lt RJ
HERALDS: Sir ChrisIzzo, Top Herald
Sir Tocadisco, Herald of the King
Sir Calvinbert, Herald of the King
HONORARY KNIGHTS WHO REALLY DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE:
Sir Chicago of Randomia
Sir Sheriff of Randomia
That is all. No, I'm not doing this for tokens, although it would be nice, this is for the greater glory of Randomia. To get yourself through life, you need only remember one quote. "I'm not an athelete, I'm a baseball player." John Kruk
(Lt RJ)
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Merry Christmas to all and in this season we need to all remember that it is not all about receiving what we want or even don't want, but it is about love and togetherness one day of the year. (AustnHealy)
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If people aren't supposed to eat anmials then how come they are made of meat?? (MOSHALOT)
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I you shot a mime, would you have to use a silencer?? (MOSHALOT)
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excuse me while I whip this out. (MOSHALOT)
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if God can do anything, then can he make a boulder so large that he can't lift it? (MOSHALOT)
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I have all of Paul Simon's CDs because I broke into his house while he was away (EviaNaive)
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This is how we do it, pick your nose and chew it!! (Zoketar)
I wonder if the guy who got his nose cut off tried that with his detached nostrils...
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::cough cough:: I hate this. (EviaNaive)
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One day, two kids are running by a river. One of them hears someone yelling. He asked his friend if he heard something and he said yes. Then they heard a splashing sound. They looked in the river and they saw a guy drowning. They helped him out of the river and sat on a log. "Do you know who i am?"
"No we don't", said the boys. "I am the President of the U.S. And for saving my life i will grant you two 1 wish". The boys thought for a long time. Then
one of them said,"I want to go to West Point". "Ok. what about you", the president said. "When i die, i want to be buried at Arlington cemetary" "Why?", asked the president. "Because when my father finds out who I saved hes gonna kill me". (S E A L118)
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You know what? I got a Tickle-me-Rudy Boschwitz doll and a Tickle-me-Paul-Wellstone doll for Christmas. They had a fight. Rudy won. (and his nose turned red) (EviaNaive)
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I did. Really. I'll have to show you the picture. (EviaNaive)
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I am going mad! (Madcat 2)
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You had better be posting my stuff. I am God you know. I will smite you where you sit. (Madcat 2)
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"Use the force Luke." (SetterP)
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"Don't leave us skipper!" (SetterP)
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How to make ROCKET FUEL (3 steps)
1.) 2NaOH(aq)+ Cl2(g) ->NaCl(aq)+ H20(l)
2.) NaClO (aq) + NH3 (aq )->NH2Cl(aq) +NaOH (aq)
3.)NH2Cl(aq)+NH3(aq)+NaOH(aq) -> N2H4(aq) + NaCl(aq)+H20(aq)
N2H4=rocket fuel (MOSHALOT)
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too much time in chemestry class (MOSHALOT)
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And now a scene from LAS VEGAS HILLS, 8911*
Forty9erss: I come from the land of chicken.
Next-door neighbor: Im sure you do.
49: You did not know that! I reside here!
NDN: No, you are a chicken, that's how I knew.
49: No I am not.
Stay tuned for scenes from the next
LAS VEGAS HILLS 8911* (Forty9erss)
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What will happen if I do use the or key anywhere in this, will the whole system collapse? (Forty9erss)
Seeing how AOL is going along, it just might do that, Forty9erss (go for it - a lot of HO's I hear could use the time off now...)