There are monsters in my basment. They are coming to kick my ass. One is a Jim Morrison poster, and he won't stop looking at me. ANother is a little Smily Face disco dancin the night away. I hate those monsters. My daddy said to ignore them. I ignored them, and then they went away... and came back with more monster friends. Now they have dried out apples and Moist and Meaty dog food, and a rocking chair. And a big hand for wrestling events. They are all controled by The Jim Poster. They are flying at me, talking to me, sayin We Love you Matthew.... AHH HELP!! HELP!!! I AM BEING BRAINDRAINED BY JIM!!!!!!!
Hello, I love you wont you tell me your name???
akldsnksalnfdas;ldfjal;ksndfalsnfdlaksndf;asokndmf;laskdmf
Good, Jim is gone. But, here's CHUCKIE, and he killed me and now he has my soul.
IIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM AN EVIL DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW, HECKLERS ONLINE, MY FAVORITE AOL SITEEEEEEEEEQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FILLLED WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Note: I am not making it out to seem like all demonic being like Hecklers Online, or that all people that DO like Hecklers Online are demonic beings. Thank you. (Shaggz14)
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PPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...i love pez it's tasty and yummy and sweet and the pez holder thingys are cool cool cool (SupRMeGgin)
You should see the Los Del Rio Pez containers. No, they don't do the Macarena, but boy are they damn ugly...
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rat a tat tat tat rat a tat tat tat rat tat a tat tat listen to meg play drums (SupRMeGgin)
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ladadeedadadeeladadeeda (SupRMeGgin)
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As long as I'm encoraged to be random, let me take this opportunity to say that Mary Anne was hotter than Ginger, Tom Arnold is actually an alien from the planet Coattail IV here to prove his theory that ANYONE can be famous, and God definitely has a sense of humor (see the afformentioned Tom Arnold). (Dasnick)
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happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday to megster happy birthday to meeeeeeee (SupRMeGgin)
Happy B'day, SupR!
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There once was a man from Nantuncket... (Kumantes)
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I want tokens pleez. i want tokens pleez. purdy pleez. i asked nicely dammit! gimme, gimme, gimme! (Armaten2)
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:-) smile ;-) winky :-( frown :-| indifferent :-P Toung-in-cheek remark O:-) angel }:-> devilish remark @>--->---- rose :-* ate something sour :-D laughing |-O yawning (:-.... crying :-& toung tied (IiERMACiI)
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Pickle Me Elmo (WJHSmile)
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I like elmo!! :o) <-------ELMO (WJHSmile)
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This is completely stupid. (Weird12345)
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When asked,"Why you got caught for jaywalking" You replied,"I aint got no flying shoes!" (Gray336)
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Have you noticed, that, at Disneyland, every warning they give in Spanish while you're standing in line for a ride sounds like
*BING!!!*
Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor, pour some more.
Thank you.
Megan. (Lennonita)
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TO-ga! TO-ga! TO-ga!
TO-ca! TO-ca! TO-ca! Hey, Toca! Is that rumble thing still on? (Lennonita)
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Dachande 31 is mad at me because I sent him a chain letter...everyone yell at him. Wait a minute...I sent that letter to a bunch of random game players, too...uh oh. (Lennonita)
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hello (Stirketime)
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A cabbage patch doll ate my cat!!AHHHHHH!!! (Freak21160)
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Why? (Zeroloo)
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I cut my finger on my band aid container today...no really I did. (Zeroloo)
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I hate putting my seat back in the upright position. Confuses me (Zeroloo)
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Me(to a friend): I cant wait until tommorow Friend: Oh yeah? Whys that? Me: Because I get better looking everyday (Juice1000)
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I got to take a dump (MaddMaster)
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If dog were crossed with man it would deteriorate the dog, but improve the man (Jester159)
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I just want tokens (MaddMaster)
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Please give me Tokens I have none (MaddMaster)
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Why do the waves always break into shore anywhere on an Island? Shouldn't the waves at some point run away from the beach? (Causey213)
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I like monkeys: I was in my local pet store when I saw they were having a special on monkeys, only 50 cents a piece. I couldn't resist so I bought 200. I took them home, but a day later, they all died. I had 200 dead monkeys lying in my living room. They weren't bothering anyone so I left them there. A few days later they started to decompose, so I decided to freeze them. But I could only fit 2 at a time in my freezer so I had to switch monkeys every 30 seconds. After a week of doing that, I finally decided to throw them out, but the sanitation department has a law against throwing out dead primates. I think I'll just leave them in my living room. I like monkeys. (Juice1000)
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give me what i requested (Caliente67)
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Eat more Cheese ! - good for the colon !!! (Lukitsme)
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Cheese, it's the other white meat. (Lukitsme)
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hi (Hackerz661)
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random game sucks (Alex AKA10)
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Cheese, it's milk's leap towards immortality. (Lukitsme)
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the random game is the coolest game ever!!! (Alex AKA10)
Hey, you're supposed to say the Random Game sucks! Take that back!
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Cheese, it's not just for breakfast anymore. (Lukitsme)
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Cheese, it's Guda. (Lukitsme)
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Woo-Ha, Woo-Ha, I got you all in check (Juice1000)
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FINA is your dad, chump! (Juice1000)
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Nothing says "I love you", like cheese. (Lukitsme)
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Cheese -- Because you can't buy cars by the wheel ! (Lukitsme)
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Heckler, Heckle, Heckie, Hickie, Hickle, Pickle (Juice1000)
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Cheese, the only way you can say wiz in church. (Lukitsme)
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I don't discriminate, I eat all cheeses equally. (Lukitsme)
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why, oh why, oh why, do i keep on visiting ho? why, oh why? (Calypso89)
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Swiss cheese. . . a real cheap date! (Lukitsme)
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Dallas Crackgirls don't deserve to live. (Hackerz661)
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Cheese...when your date says "no!". (Lukitsme)
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HI (JUEL2)
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Cheese. . . it slices, it dices. . . makes thousands of julian fries. . . even covers embarassing bald spots! (Lukitsme)
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Cheese, when you care enough to send the very best. (Lukitsme)
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Cheese - proof that constipation comes molded in wax. (Lukitsme)
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I hanker for a hunk of, a sliver slab or chunk of, I hanker for a hunk of cheese. (Lukitsme)
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Call me paranoid, but my real name is Reynaldo. (Tocadisco)
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What do you have if there are two blondes riding in the front seat of a car?
Dual Airbags. (REGIWS)
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If you really loved me, you'd swallow. (Lukitsme)
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Hmmm.....now HOW often is this supposed to change?? (JessGrl14)
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slap me some jive (Tocadisco)
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pick me! pick me! (LZYND42)
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Like what you see here and want to come back?
Just click here to add this area to your Favorite Places. (JessGrl14)
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Breast implants should be allowed as a tax write-off under 'Home Improvement', or 'Entertainment Expense'. (Lukitsme)
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I am satan, er... Stan. Oops. (ThePinkNu)
And you dare try to enter the demonic realms of HO? Damn you to hell! Geez, now that I think about it, why can't we damn people to other places other than hell...Why not Inner Mongolia or something...
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Why do they sell paper by the Ream ? ... I don't think I want any. (Lukitsme)
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i was thinking, who decided what curse words were. who has the right to classify words. words should be used randomly. (JCP97)
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I've got new socks on. (Fireweed14)
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I am really glad Erma Bombeck is dead. Before her, I thought life really was just a bowl of cherries. She made it the pits. (LZYND42)
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poop (JCP97)
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Henry Winkler was only interesting as the Fonz. (LZYND42)
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When I was a little kid, and I didn't want to eat my vegetables, especially asparagus, my mommy would tell me it was a magic wand, and if I ate it I would be special. (Fireweed14)
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I have to tell you that I really don't like myself that much. But then again, I don't like most people. (LZYND42)
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the best thing about christmas being over is no more tickle me elmo news stories (JCP97)
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I makes me sad that people are manic depressive, then really happy that I'm not. (LZYND42)
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I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be heard. (LZYND42)
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sweettarts and smelly farts are what fill up my heart (Comrub)
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I think I have said enough, it's been so long since I won anything, I guess this was all simply foolish. Kudos to you anyway. (LZYND42)
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LONDON - Safety inspectors here have shut down "until further notice" an elevator where 38 people have been killed - in more than a dozen separate incidents.
Despite repeated repairs, the elevator - located in an aging factory building - has been involved in fatalities dating back to 1957, authorities confirm.
It has fallen seven times, killing a total of 31 people, and has also been the site of three stabbing deaths, the accidental electrocution of a repairman and two fatal heart attacks.
Most recently, in November, an elderly man fell to his death in the shaft when he entered the doorway on the ninth floor - and the elevator wasn't there. Occupants of the building will be able to use a second elevator, which has been free of accidents. (KingHess07)
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I SAID YES BUT SHE SAID NO THEN WE SAID MAYBE! (SMiller833)
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There here. Eat Chease! (KingHess07)
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You people are screwed beyond belief. (KingHess07)
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Hold On! Hold On! OK I'll eat it. (KingHess07)
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YOUR MOTHER SMOKES CRACK AND SHOOTS UP COCAINE. NO I'M JUST KIDDING. SHE DOESN'T REALLY. (SMiller833)
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Do I get Credit for this? (KingHess07)
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHE..........I'M GIDDY! (JH Probe)
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es caudex...you are a blockhead. es asinus...you are an @$$. It pays to know Latin. (JH Probe)
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No, Realy what is this game all about? (KingHess07)
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Lake Titicaca! Lake Titicaca! (JH Probe)
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E=MC squared. Energy equals mass times speed of light squared. Woo-HOO! (JH Probe)
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Ye are no match for me. Ye are a lily-livered blaggard! (JH Probe)
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......fascinates me..................... (JH Probe)
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Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou. Try saying that five times fast! (JH Probe)
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Are my entries random enough? (JH Probe)
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there's a world out there fit for me, i just can't find it. (MELOID1)
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1+1=2 I hope that's right! (JH Probe)
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duuuu... (JH Probe)
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Greece spot on the road, makes me laugh, as my buddy slides under a truck (Privateer2)
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* oint * (JH Probe)
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ok, here is my 1st song I made up (when I was 13 months old - honestly!) Ohhhh, I WISH I had a picture of a bug THAT"S dead (sing in any tune, and go on until you fall asleep) (EARTHQUEEN)
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AHHHH!!!!! A German fat boy eating chocolate is after me!!!!! I think he's going to sit on me!!!!! I hope he doesn't implode form the impact!!!!! Too much chocolate if you ask me...AHHHH!!!!! (JH Probe)
Loompa...doompa...doopity doo...I've got another puzzle for you...
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i regret nothing..... (JH Probe)
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This message has been sent (JH Probe)
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NOOOO!!! That stupid secret stuff was SCREEN NAME SPECIFIC!! I used to feel so special! (Madcat 2)
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Lucy was cancelled. Uncle Milty was cancelled. In the end, we ALL will be cancelled. (BoPeep)
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I'm not going to cry for Argentina (BoPeep)
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. QUESTION: Don't lions sleep in Africa? OK, SO I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS: Aren't the tigers supposed to sleep in the jungle? If you ask me, this song is totally wrong. Who wrote this stupid song anyway? I'm going to sue the pants off the person who wrote this for misleading innocent children with false information. Now these innocent children will grow up thinking that lions sleep in the jungle. It's outrageous if you ask me!!!!! (JH Probe)
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Don't you think so too? (JH Probe)
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Sir Galahad was saved from certain temptation if you know what I mean. (JH Probe)
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I think Shilorider is nutz! (JH Probe)
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If you not the Bald Letter Guy, don't read this (JH Probe)
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I'm glad I found a quarter under the couch. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Come! Join in the festivities! (JH Probe)
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I grow weary of this..... (JH Probe)
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What is that you say? Oh, ok. Got it. Uh-uh. Yup. Ok, bye. See ya! (JH Probe)
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Schmikies!!! I've done it!!! I've made up a word using four syllables in a row!!! (JH Probe)
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I grow very weary of this..... (JH Probe)
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17.2 (PMacaroni)
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!@#$%^&
^------Your mom (Dolbert)
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um. I'm kind of lost. I was in here looking for something. I forgot what it was. I am going to Wal Mart. I think. If they are still open. Okay? (Dawn619645)
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie? (Dolbert)
I think that was answered in the first batch of entries...
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When I was five years old, my cousins told me that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. They told me to look in my parents' closet and there I found "THE loot". Well, I played along for a couple more years. My dad must have gotten sick of hiding the presents. One day he told me that Santa died. He wouldn't tell me how, just that he died. He told me that Santa was up in heaven with the Tooth Faity and the Easter Bunny. No matter what my cousins told me, nothing could have compared me for the shock of that. I thought there was some childhood disease that took them all out. I felt wracked with guilt. I still do. I ruined everything for everyone. (Dawn619645)
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Never use a hatchet to kill a fly on your sons gallbladder (Dolbert)
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The 4 latest barbies: Street Walker barbie, belimic barbie, Lezbian Barbie, and Overweight barbie. (Basie 9)
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? (Janettread)
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SLINGO ME, SLINGO MY, don't need anymore of those damn devils in my bellfry.... (SKI TRIO)
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Here I am again to continue my stream of quality entries all week long. I still have my RENT thing upstairs and I'm lazy so i won't go up and get it. (MissScully)
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Maureen I'm not a theatre person. (MissScully)
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How do you leave the past behind (MissScully)
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When it keeps finding ways to get to your heart. (MissScully)
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Draw a line in the sand and then make a stand. (MissScully)
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Ummmmmmmmmmm........... Yeah. (Ds Shorty)
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Okay, whoever is making these chain letters...STOP! RIGHT NOW!! We have enough of these stupid things. I have gotten, I think, 7 of these since New Year's. I sick of these da*n things. THEY SUCK!!! Because i'm superstitous, incredibly, I have to do them. My trick, not to piss off my friends, has been to search through old forwards of mine that I have stored in Flashmail and copy-paste THEIR names. I feel reallt bad about it but, it these people's fault!!!! Not MINE!!!! these people are the ones who think it's REAL creative to make up these stupid chain letters with situations of people DYING if they didn't pass them on. It scares me into sending poor innocent strangers these stupid chain letters. If I find out the person who invented them, I'm going to make 10 copies of each chain letter and send them off....ALL TO HIM OR HER WHO CREATED THIS FORM OF HARRASMENT!!!! GRRRRRRR....I do hate these stupid things. I'm glad that the person who sent me the one from seeing my name on here thinks I'm funny BUT, I really hate chain letters and I haven't met my true love or anything so far so they don't even work....Okay...done bit*hing. (MissScully)
Start a chain letter bitching about chain letters...that ought to teach those damn chain letter senders!
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My hair is the only thing I can control in my life. (MissScully)
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Is that a BAD thing though? (MissScully)
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The day after whenever I think or say that, my hair always looks like sh*t.
(MissScully)
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Yo, check it! I is tha ho who be knowin' she Ebonics, you down? (Ds Shorty)
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Smelly booger, Smel-ly booger, your a smelly booger! (WorptMunky)
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They say that I have the best a$$ below 14th street..is it true? (MissScully)
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Because you didn't print this last time....I'm printing it again. (MissScully)
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(To the tune of Row, Row Your Boat)
Play, play, play this game
Play the Random Game
And hope that the guy will give you lots of tokens That's the way you play. (Ds Shorty)
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In a short term memory class....you'd have no homework. (MissScully)
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I'm born to be bad. (MissScully)
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I'm old for my age. (MissScully)
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Hey (hey) You (you) Get into my car! (Ds Shorty)
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!!!emaG modnaR ehT yalp ot ekil I (Ds Shorty)
!!skcus emaG modnaR ehT yas desoppus er'uoy ,tiaW
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My cousin has a throat problem. (Ds Shorty)
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This was REALLY funny...i worked concessions during lunch one day, and my friend came up to me with about 15 dimes. and then i said "So you ran out of real money, Julia, Miss Dime-Lady?" i didn't purposely mean Candice Bergan but then my friend and I started doing the arab accent "One minute, Two minute" thing while I was counting her money....I laughed for a half an HOUR!!!!!! Oh my god!!! It was SO FUNNY!!!!! (MissScully)
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What is an ACANTHOCEPHALID? (Ds Shorty)
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To be or not to be, how is that a question? (CyberCh212)
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I better get some tokens for this man! (Ds Shorty)
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Another funny thing which I'm still laughing about is this: i was talking to my best friend again about how the entertainment writer, and my next door neighbor, has a "phone-in" with Madonna while she's in Phoenix this friday (three days ago) ( and my neighbor in Phoenix, not Madonna). My best friend, "you mean the REAL Madonna?" We both realized what he had just said, as in the REAL Madonna like Christ's mother.. and we laughed A LOT about it....i'm still laughing right now about it...: D (MissScully)
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I have stolen the batteries out of EVERY electrical thing in my house in order to play my CD player with RENT in it. (MissScully)
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First came Tickle-Me-Elmo. I felt bad doing it, but at least it kept me from tickling it any more (3 straight days is enough for any no-longer sane person). Next came a tape recorder. Then the other one, but those didn't really work. Then came trying different combinations of batteries and seeing if turning the player upside down would help it. then came checking the remote controls. Then came my brother's camera and placing weak batteries in there so he wouldn't notice any missing. (MissScully)
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My mom still doesn't realize that I NEED batteries. She just doesn't realize it. (MissScully)
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There's only us, there's only this. (MissScully)
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If that's talking about the Random Game and those who play it.....I'm now depressed. (MissScully)
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The cat is in the refrigerator and I need to find my tennis raquet. (SoMgIn)
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Montana sucks. I told the people at my theter that they spelled 101 Dalmatians wrong....they spelled it with an o as in 101 Dalmations. And that they had had it wrong for a month and a half next to a big sign spelling it corrcetly. They said "Oh, we ran out of As." Oh....that explains it. I forgot about the national shortage of As. With that new tax on vowels the only way you acn get them is the black market. Even Imported As are hard to come by. The paper must be short of them too because it's spelled wrong there too. (MissScully)
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I can't roll my r's. (MissScully)
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I really want to too!!!! My friends tease me about it too. They go "Oh! You mean you can't do this? RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally???" (MissScully)
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They suck. (MissScully)
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When I do a scotish or Irish accent, I have to just do strange l sounds which SOMETIMES sound like r's. This means I can't flutter tongue on my flute either. i just end up spitting all over myself. (MissScully)
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Holy cow..did I leave the curling iron on? I hope I don't burn the house down. I just know that I will come home and there won't be a home. My parents will disown me and I will have to live with that evil aunt Edna and my friends will think I am stupid and my dog will run away. And after that I will cry and cry and the Kleenex box will run out and my eyes will be dripping all over and well....I'm doomed!!!!!! Well anyway good thing I remembered to turn off the curling iron. (SoMgIn)