Chi Chi's, a celebration of food! (Kumantes)
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The world is full of idiots. If you see one, punch him. (Kumantes)
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hello (DanEgu)
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Le fromage est tres bon.
Ou la fromage est tres bonne.
Je ne sais pas. (Kumantes)
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Futre! (Kumantes)
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ie: Ma + Ma =MMA
get it?
Poe + poe =PpOE (BlueWaffle)
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:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
My little friends are happy. (Kumantes)
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Happy New Year! My Resolution is to not become a guy who sits at the Random Game for long periods of time and doesn't win. I will win this year! (Kumantes)
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I send you space, for we all need as much as we can get. (TuSaisQui)
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Hey! Super logical robot! This is NOT a random entry! Whaddaya make of that?! (BlueWaffle)
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No do not change this here random like thing game!
These entries get in to much:
1. MA
2. hey what is this game
3. guess what happened to me today blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
4. Anyhing complaining about what entries get in to much
5. Anything that contains the word Blah
6. To much dumb stuff (BlueWaffle)
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Speaking of dumb stuff:
Aol make 34 million dollars a day. Why can't they get James Earl Jones to say "Welcome!" "You've got mail" "Goodbye" and "Ding"?
i mean it's just common senze! (BlueWaffle)
They spent those 34 million dollars on the rights for that stupid Jetsons song...
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I really wanted Francis Cabrel once my french teacher told me about him. And then I wanted Jean-Jaques Goldman. Well, I got Jean, but I really wanted Francis. So I ordered him from Tower Records. But when I told the guy there, he looked at me really confused. It seems there is a guy who works at Tower named Francis Cabrole or something like that so he told me when he was working. I don't think that I ever actually ended up ordering the cd. (Raini01)
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"ding" - James Earl Jones (BlueWaffle)
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I used to play with my belly button until my boyfriend made a perverted connotation about it. I don't play with my belly button anymore. (Raini01)
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My friend called me mean so I kicked him and he fell off a table and cut open part of his leg and he blames me. (Raini01)
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Why, even Kevin Bacon could make a better "Welcome" that headcold guy here (BlueWaffle)
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My brother said he didn't want to live in our house anymore. Yet he won't leave. (Raini01)
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I guess its better than having them send a drifter to your house to say Welcome, then he punches you in the eye and takes your silverware.
I hate when that happens (BlueWaffle)
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My mom's friend Joan is 45 and desperate for a date. She lives in Conneticut. She's loud and fat and I loathe when she comes to visit us. E-mail me if you'd like to hear about her mental problems. She's rich.... (Raini01)
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I have a question on Richie from Highlander. Does he look more like Doogie Howser or a Chris O'Donnell wannabe? (Raini01)
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Does anyone know what time the new Highlanders are on? I only get to see the old ones. (Raini01)
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-----The legend of the ghost poop-----
It was a long time ago, back in the day, when I was little. It was a dreary night, after a dinner of tacos and fajitas. My stomach turning and tossing working the food through me down toward what would be its final destination, and exit. After an hour of pain the time was here. I rushed down the hall into the bathroom and hopped on the toilet and proceeded to excrete what I could feel would be the biggest thing I'd ever see come out of me! I Finished and turned around to see my masterpiece.........And it was gone.............nothing...................like a phantom...................or a ghost if you will..........Hence, the legend of the ghost poop! Look out, you might be next! (IronMan809)
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*IMPORTANT*
did i get your attention?
*SEND ME ALL YOUR TOKENS* (BlueWaffle)
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I am outright outraged!
Ironic some how got to be the #1 video of the year! What's that about?!?!
(BlueWaffle)
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If there was no concept of time, what would we do all day? (KU1111)
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Randomness reeks of spontaneity! You cannot force me to be spontaneous! Spontaneity is the bringer of chaos. Were I to wake up some morning and say to myself "How about bananas on my cereal today." havoc would be the result. I would have to drive my car without the benefit of caffiene, to the 24 hr grocery and purchase the aforementioned fruit. Now providing I have gotten this far without injuring myself or anyone else, sans caffiene, I would then have to pay for said yellow wrapped fruit, and find my way back home to begin the ordeal of preparing my deluxe morning feast. Having spent all this time in preparation of my breakfast, I am now probably running late for work and no longer have time for my coffee. I rush to work, arriving late, and in a foul mood due to lack of caffine. I run into the Boss first thing and can only manage an incoherent excuse for my lateness. Well, I am on his shitlist for the rest of this week. Spontaneity be dammed, just give me my corn flakes as god intended them to be. Got milk? (Jdbmondo)
Spontaneity...I think that's the best movie I ever saw...Larry Flynt...publisher of Cosmo...The Philips screwdriver is inside the computer...may it be damned indeed
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The most trouble I ever got in was when I was in the navy. I was on leave in mississippi and boy was I drunk. I went through a stop sign and a state trooper pulled me over. He said "You didn't stop at that stop sign back there." I said " I slowed down what's the difference?" He then pulled out his night stick and began to beat me over the head with it. He then said " Now do you want me to stop or do you want me to slow down?" (ZeRo Fx1)
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Try saying x ten times fast (T Bone2244)
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zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba (T Bone2244)
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READ E-MAIL!!! From "Oak dan 2 @aol.com" (Oak dan 2)
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Your hare may be a little wild in the desert, but i always hop to the top. You were saying? (Moodyviper)
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Today I grew the first in a series of hairs in my butt-crack. This is the first step in getting Fuzzy Lumpkins. Fuzzy Lumpkins is a ring of hair inside of one's butt-crack. My dad has one (I sure hope he isn't reading this). When I get my Fuzzy Lumpkins, everywhere I go woman will say this:
FIRST WOMAN: Note how the back of his pants buldges out aucwardly, this indicates the prescence of a ring of hair in the butt-crack.
SECOND WOMAN: A.K.A. Fuzzy Lumpkins.
FIRST WOMAN: Yes, we must have sexual intercourse with this fine young induvigual.
SECOND WOMAN: Yes, or shower him with money and gifts, unfourtunatly, we spent all of our money on those magic beans. (Nyello)
A la Steven King, should we call this series Part 1 of 6 of the Brown Mile?
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(Nyello) (Nyello) (Nyello) (Nyello) (Nyello) (Nyello)
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It is all about you isn't it! What about my needs, and my feelings. I work an i slave over a hot kitchen for you, and what do i get, nuthin'. Nuthin' I say! The carrots and the the broccoli and that darn cabbage! I, I, um did i say that out loud? Well I, I, oh nevermind! I don't think sombodys antlers should have an opinion. Could somebody helpme my fingers are falling off. (Moodyviper)
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Ha ha! As you read this, I am shipping closets full of inflatable barn-yard animals to your house! (Nyello)
Thank goodness...my inflatable barnyard coyotes were going hungry after they killed off my last flock of inflatable barn-yard animals
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Pythagorus was an intelligent, evil man. (Moodyviper)
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This really sucks the hair-less pickle. (Franco437)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They called me mad but I . . . . . . . uh, ate, uh, food. Yeah, I ate food. Now let's all say it together: Iiiiiiiiiiiiii . . . aaaaattttteeeee . . . ffooooddd. Dammit, say it! (Nyello)
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How can a seahorse know the weather in Alaska when his shoes are on backwards and his mother is in the Congo........Geeeezz!! (Moodyviper)
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Will visit Hecklers Online for tokens. (Franco437)
Oh, oh, are the Wise Guys that desperate for people to visit HO these days?
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Goojall! May you all rot in corinary goojall until my duck is freed from the eternal oblivion of Tarboshian fudge! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Nyello)
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qqqqqqqQQQQQqqqqqQQQQQQQQQQ. (Don't ask.) (Nyello)
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Psycotic (Sung to the tune of "Ironic)
An old man loved to masterbate He spanked his willy And died the next day It's a dead guy in your chardonnay
It's a silly type of hardon two minutes too late
And isn't it psycotic, dontcha think?
{Chorus} It's insane on your wedding day
To wed a mule And then to get laid
It's a good guy, whose butt don't shake
And who would have bought the figures?!
{Repeat chorus because I'm too damn lazy to write the other verses) (Nyello)
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One night one morn' when i was born and the whistle went toot toot, you could buy a cake or fry a snake, when the mudd pies are in bloom, does six and six make nine, does ice grow on a vine, is old black Joe and Eskimo in the good old summer time, oh loopdie loop in the turtle soup, just give those socks a shine. i'm guilty judge i ate the fudge three cheers for old ang syne, if easter eggs could wash their legs, their children would have ducks, I'd rather buy a lemon pie for forty-seven bucks,I can not tell a lie, i hocked an apple pie it's on a tree beneath the sea, above the bright blue sky, way down in Barcelonia, they jumped into the foamia, but that is all bolonia, bateroosky blow your horn, toot toot!;-) (Moodyviper)
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99 bottles of HO in the dog take one down pass it around 98 bottles of HO on the wall (Rob Rid)
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la da di du da da daaaaaaa! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHHH YEAAAA!!!! Thank you, THANK you, no really, please sit down, no, NO!, Oh, you guys are too much, oh thank you, no, please, please put your close back on, really! thank you. (Moodyviper)
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I think I am ADDICTED.........but that's OK! (Moodyviper)
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Because i am good enough, smart enough, and doggonit, people like me! (Moodyviper)
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If you toast french bread does it become french toast? (BASSTROUB)
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Valvos rule. And Stuff! (Moodyviper)
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If i can't have you, I don't want nobody baby, if i can't have you,AAHHH!!! (Moodyviper)
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Hello Mr. Bold type guy, how are you doing........and stuff. (Moodyviper)
Just fine, Moody...now could you tell AOL to get their asses in gear and get their damn machinery working? (They really don't seem to listen to us...)
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-------CHEESE--------------------------------AND---------------------------------CRACKERS------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Moodyviper)
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Tabasco Sauce.........Woo Hoo!!!! (Moodyviper)
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I am the Woman, I am the cheese, Wiggety, Wiggety Wack!!! (Moodyviper)
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Rubblepigley Oats is my favorite Cereal! (WCDB2)
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"Chuck you, Farley, you're not so mucking fuch!! Why don't you go in your own jack yard and back off??" (WCDB2)
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Imagine a conversation between 2 amnesiacs. It might go something like this. "hey, who am I" 'How the hell should I know'
"well who are you" 'I don't know. Wait, who am I?' " I just asked you that." 'Nevermind that, listen to me. I really can't remember a thing.' "So, don't ask me, my minds a blank"
'What did I ask you?' "I can't remember" 'Me Either" (Stump912)
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Hello I am moody. People call me moody because i get mad easily and punch holes through walls, is that bad? (Moodyviper)
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fear me!! Meow! Tsssssstt! (Moodyviper)
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Is Cat Scratch Fever contagious, I would sure hate to get that. (Moodyviper)
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Razzles is a gum, not a candy, and a pretty poor gum at that. (Stump912)
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if you get it i wonder what the symptoms are? (Moodyviper)
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do ya' get real itchy? (Moodyviper)
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nevermind, my antlers will speak now. (Moodyviper)
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Once in a blue moon my rabbit will pee on the couch. (E2we)
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What would a chair look like if our knees bent backwards? (LCdrClewan)
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In Berlin, Ich Bien Ien Berliner (from kenndys speech), translates into I AM A JELLY DOUGHNUT!!! (SethBek)
That's what I've heard too Seth...must've been brother Ted giving a German translation to his bro after one too many Kahlua and Jelly Doughnuts...
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The 49ers shut out the Eagles last weekend in San Fran, its the first time in history 47 men went to San Francisco and didnt score. (RFied95373)
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skating rules! (MIKESKATES)
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Will mail bomb Steve Case for tokens (MIKESKATES)
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Cry for me Peru. (Tocadisco)
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Will piss all over the wires in the back of my computer for tokens (MIKESKATES)
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Will a-bomb the white house for tokens (MIKESKATES)
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Will take half of the tokens i win, and shove them up your A$$ for tokens (MIKESKATES)
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Will pathetically send in hundreds of stupid request for tokens if u give me tokens (MIKESKATES)
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Will put cook my cat in the microwave for tokens (MIKESKATES)
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I THINK YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREAKY-DEAKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Babyf24291)
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Parkay, Light.......half the fat & Calories of Margarine! (Moodyviper)
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I will not give in!!!! Atica! (Moodyviper)
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Life is like a slot machine...You never know if your gonna win. (Jane378)
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Really?
I
can't
use
the
return
button?
I
wouldn't
dream
of
disobeying
the
mighty
HO
gods. (WAHEE)
Hell, as I said, press the enter button all you want...I only work here...gods work up on the top floor
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( . ) ( . ) (STARETOILE)
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I love you, you love me! OO Do you love me?... \/ by the way... that was supposed to be a fart... i mean heart.(Startoile) (STARETOILE)
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just how do you get your head out your ass? (Neverla)
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Da Ebonic Plague be happnin al acrost da land and brer rabbit be da doktor twos make youse well agin...go brer rabbit go...,,,,,,,,,.oh oh..one of dem damn bunny chasers dun shot brer rabbit. (DWright602)
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my dog is lying on the floor right now and I think he is confused. I still think he's trying to figure things out. My mom had him neutered. (StevenBurr)
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I've always wondered why Willard Scott has hair on some shows but he's bald on other shows. Am I the only one? Maybe my dog would know. No, he has no testicles. (StevenBurr)
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hi man (Jack007465)
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I fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deer. (if you don't get it, read it again... and again if necessary... if you still don't get it... bite me!) (BMSqueaky)
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um yeah gimmie tokens cause i deserve it and uh i said so (TWebb57749)
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Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, such shaping fantasies, that apprehend more than cool reason ever comprehends. The lunatic, the lover, and the poet are of imagination all compact.One sees more devils than vast hell can hold: That is the madman. The lover, all as frantic, sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt. The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling, doth glance from heaven to earth, earth to heaven, and as imagination bodies forth the form of things unknown, the poet's pen turns them into shapes, gives to airy nothing a local habitation and a name. Such tricks hath strong imagination that, if it would but apprehend some joy, it comprehends some bringer of that joy; Or in the night, imagining some fear, how easy is a bush suppos'd a bear! (Leahrat1)
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What do you call a deaf dog with no legs? What? You can call him whatever the hell you want, but he still won't come!!! >;> (MetalNo1)
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(m) (m) (m) How many M&M's would it take to confuse the hell out of E.T.???? (MKMARTIAN)
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David Hasselhoff is the center of my universe!Shabuda (Shabuda)
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what do we do (Boobins111)
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The things you see when you don't have a gun! (Truly 4yal)
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all i have to say is that sdrawkcab si retteb... use ur imagination... (IMsalin)
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Chocolate Corn Flakes (JDan14)
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Well this is certainly the strangest little site in the AOL universe. I'm intrigued by the whole affair. Make me laugh. (Wandermike)
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POOP (SDudek1490)
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I curse you and your unjust little dice of destiny (CivilWar49)
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The seventh word from the bottom left of my newspaper this morning was Duluth. Is that any way to start the day? (CivilWar49)
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Okay, Bold Letter Dude, you're really starting to suck. (ChrisIzzo)
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Post the entries, now! I'm gonna count to ten, and if they aren't posted by then, so help me God... (ChrisIzzo)
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Times up, it's time to throw the smack down on Bold Letter Dude. (ChrisIzzo)
I can't post what AOL won't let me download or what AOL won't read...anyone really want to have a damn good headache...er, good time for a few months, you're more than welcome to apply for the Random Game job (keyword: WANNABE)
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Just wondering what all the fanfare about this 'tickle me Elmo' doll. You can pick up a crack-baby for half the price, and they do the same thing-oooh, touch it and it shakes!!! (DPicanzi)
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1/2/97 Dear Diary, Wow! I still can't get over the fact that aol has provided me with this neat little blank space! Not only that, but they keep offering me a really special deal EVERY TIME I sign on! 24 months for the special price of 225! I think it's so wonderful to let us pay with 225 tokens that I of course hit the little 'agree' button every time. I LOVE AOL! - Lani (Laninaia01)
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Why do you have such a stupid game there are no rules or anything. how dumb. well this is my entery have fun with this you dumb idiots. (-++) (YMEMR)
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Okay. Cool. this section of AOL is GREAT! (Vlvt Voice)
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Um, hello? Is this where I sign up to get those nifty online macros? (MashFigaro)
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if a chicken had Dyslexia would it still be able to have cyber-sex? that would be interesting. (CharlyGrey)
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what`s the point to this game? how do you get points for it?i wonder (ABanks1952)
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This is retarted, its my kinda game, maybe i can win for once. If i do its the only good thing that will happen to me, eversince sailormoon was cancelled nothing has gone right for me. (HORHAY13)