Decapitated Cows (CH Heckler)
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Caution: Some viruses have the ability to rearange the molecular structure of your computer, which means that when the virus is done wreaking it's havoc, instead of a computer, you may end up with.. oh... a food processor. (CH Heckler)
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@ Stare into the spiral. You are under my power. You will give CH Heckler a lot of tokens. Do you understand? Must I draw another spiral? @ There. Ok, did you hear me? Hey! Hey! Stupid hypnotism kit... ::Get's out gun... shoots... steals tokens:: (CH Heckler)
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Overheard on next street: "Hey! You! Get away from there! You young whipersnappers are so unpredictable, GO HOME! Did you hear me?? You teenyboppers need to learn a lesson, now go home to your mommeis and dadies. I'm going in to watch Matlock. It's really "cool" as you youngsters say." Heard next: --Slap-- --Slap-- -Slap-- Yes, the reapeated sound of teenagers hitting their heads. (CH Heckler)
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I WANT TO PET THE BUNNY MOMMY!!! Well, you asked for random. :-) (CH Heckler)
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Naked men dance with their keilbasas and sausages under my umbella... the kilts are getting mad becuase they want to dance, but don't forget about the boniis, the enjoy the melted cheese that covers my head. That is why I bought my lawnmower, it is big. (CH Heckler)
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Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light (Neoquark)
Seems like I've heard this question before...
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ha ha ha ha ha this game is fun (Neoquark)
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will play the game for tokens (Neoquark)
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will stop sending in entries for tokens (Neoquark)
Now that's a promising notion there...
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uh where i am i? (Neoquark)
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your mom (Neoquark)
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i cant wait (Neoquark)
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schrodinger's cat had 18 half-lives... (PAINTMAN68)
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what am i typing agian damn (Neoquark)
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doesnt this get annoying after a while (Neoquark)
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will make faces at the computer screen for tokens (Neoquark)
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micheal jackson??? (BabyPonce)
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mr. onliner is my idol (Neoquark)
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I may be wrong, but is RuPaul gay? (ADTYLER)
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how many do i have to send to get some tokens? (Neoquark)
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i'm about to blow up? (Neoquark)
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oh my bad i thought this was people connection (Neoquark)
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well this is the last one if u are lucky (Neoquark)
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ok i this is the last one bye (Neoquark)
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when an ass (donkey) has a baby, there is a little ass coming out of an ass of an ass. (JCP97)
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i want to play this game and how do i. (JustFtBll)
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ok (Rambo150)
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Why is pepsi considering to sign Jacko as the new summer spokesman?
He is the only person capable to suck the little boy out of the bottle. (Rambo150)
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Wait a sec... isn't this Limerickization? (Spongewthy)
There once was a game called Random
Which was as appealing as a man-dumb
They say the game really sucks
And they still say it sucks
So why do we still get all this fandom?
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BLue M&M' are much cooler than the other ones.. sorry guys! Didn't mean it! (Spongewthy)
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Why are there two different brown M&M's? (Spongewthy)
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Am I alone in hating the French? (Spongewthy)
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Is Steve Case a real person, or just a composite of all our hopes and dreams? (Spongewthy)
If so, those must be some really terrible hopes and dreams...no, 1 pm is open, I'll see Mr. Case again then...
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I think Abbott and Costello were severely underrated. (Spongewthy)
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EVERYONE REMEMBER: BROMINE IS A DIATOMIC LIQUID! (Spongewthy)
ACK! Chemistry! ARRRGGHHH!! (Well, chemistry ain't that bad... it's physics that really sucks)
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HA, HA! I;M YELLING! (Spongewthy)
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Penguins and seahorses are the only two creatures where the man carries the unborn child... Let's cheer for them! Yay! (Spongewthy)
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I wan't to win this game (Romeo13632)
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*CATS* Cats have feet Cats eat meat Cats are furry Cats go purry Cats eat mice And that ain't nice! (ok..so maybe I was a little out of it..I think it is funny!) (Seaglass4)
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Whats the difference between an orange and an orange? A motorcycle, because a telephone pole doesn't have doors. (TDaless204)
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A Yogi walks up to a hot dog stand and say's "Make me one with everything." (JGill8886)
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I'll have a beer ... and could we have some more pretzels over here? (Coolkid109)
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Oh, sorry! I thought this was HOOTERS. (Coolkid109)
H( o ) ( o )TERS no, no, you're in the right place...c'mon back!
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ok dude (ADAMtheDJ)
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Ruling the world must have a good dental plan, at least, compared to anything except dentistry. (RonaldB124)
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You ought to call this box "drive-by'' jokes. It's not unlike a big clean wall to a grafetti artist. If at first you don't suceed then maybe skydivingis not for you. (GeoJag123)
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I AM WAITING TO SEND (RUPEKIN)
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I bet it would be really neat if we just held hands across the world for one day, and thumb wrestle everybody else. (RonaldB124)
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lets play (BIGGBEAR13)
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what's for dinner? (CRuss98886)
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hello? (JDispe7917)
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you suck! (Jodi in ak)
No, no, no...the Random Game...the Random Game sucks! Okay, I suck too, but that's beside the point...
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can't do anything can't move or drink, what happened to the beer.i guess they gave up on me oh great here comes the fat man, not this again oh ok move to the right ok, perfect now all i need is a tape to see what i look like with a fat man on my head. (E2we)
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Baenus: Austraaaayiuhn fuh beeeeyuh (Cristops)
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hello how are you (DDewi)
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If I was an austrailian high school student living in America, I would say penis a lot in school and I wouldn't get in trouble because the teachers wouldn't know what I was saying. (Cristops)
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" (OtterCrk)
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BARGLEFLATZ! (Wolfman780)
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Hey I wonder if you can tell which one of the following I did not type... (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby) (Cogby)
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Wait, that was easy. The last one. (Cogby)
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Face it people...As ugly as I may be..I am your future!!! I am the landlord in the condominiums 'er life!! I see...you guys lack trust!!!! How many of you people trust me....raise your beuatiful hands!! I see. How many of you peoples tink my potaote has been baking a little to long...raise your pitiful litttle hands. Uh-huh. I see that I am not wanted in this neck of the woods. (MutantYoda)
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Lock a talking parrot in the freezer overnite..and in the morning, let him out and see if he asks what the chicken did. (MutantYoda)
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I feel so stupid. I'm not really that random. But typing stuff on the computer is so not random. It's so limiting. You couldn't do something as classic as stand in an elevator with your face against the wall or right next to someone when there's plenty of room. This will probably be the last time I play. Unless this crap gets posted. Then I will have an ego and feel obligated to continue. But as of now I am a mere peon of randomidity. (Cogby)
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ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS!!! Sometimes you've just got to cheer it on. (MutantYoda)
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Word is on the spacelanes: only two eons to Nightfall! Pass the Word... (KiheBard)
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My parents caught me talking to my feet once. (MutantYoda)
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RANDOM!!!!! BOO!!!! HECKLERS ONLINE!!!!------bet that last one scared ya. Am I right? I am arent I. (MutantYoda)
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I pressed ENTER. Is that bad. Is the CIA and the FBI and the DEA gonna come for me now? Once is enough okay? I can't keep running alll my life ya know! (MutantYoda)
Well, now that we attached the ENTER button to Bill Gates pager, we'll be sure to see if Microsoft has a hit squad of some kind real soon...
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{NEXT ON OHPRAH!!!} My ex-husbands cousins daughter was eaten by a rampaging cannibal cabbage patch killer kid. (MutantYoda)
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Disaster has NO master, but many mistresses. (KiheBard)
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Mistresses and mattresses: both *originally* had something to do with hair (-tresses). (KiheBard)
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I hope I get some tokens for this.....considering I just sacrificed my hamster for good luck (MutantYoda)
What is it they say, the only good hamster is a dead one...don't sound right somehow, but...
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Volume counts, now more than before? heh heh heh (KiheBard)
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I just sacrificed my mom for good luck too. I would like to win this time. (MutantYoda)
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Spiders and monkeys have too many things in common to permit rational comparisons between the two. (KiheBard)
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Bring out your dead.... (CateNJ)
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"Why do I always get the ones that haven't evolved?" (LucyNDSkys)
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It is okay. I am fine. The voices haven't bothered me for weeks now. Ohhh...those hideous voices.......THEY JUST MAKE ME WANNA KILL!!! KILL!!!! KILLL!! But other than that I will be fine. :-} (MutantYoda)
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Paradox: spiders and monkeys alsohave too many differences to allow rational discussion of their similarities. At least nothing that should be considered by rational men. (KiheBard)
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Eat more poo. (MutantYoda)
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Spitting sunflower seeds at Hamster. (MutantYoda)
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Whoa....down boy.......good hamster.......I dont like that look in your eye..........GEAAAUUAAGGHHHhh!!!!! HEY!! NO TEETH NO TEETH!!! HELP ME!! (MutantYoda)
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little abuse (Nackback)
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want to get beat (Nackback)
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IF the Muppets played Sesame street in Rugby....who would win? (MutantYoda)
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BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!! KRACK!! (MutantYoda)
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Sage Advice- Change your under wear daily (MutantYoda)
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Secret of life- 42 (MutantYoda)
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Sage Advice- Never pet a burning dog (MutantYoda)
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If you saw an old lady fall. You would probably laugh. And then you think.....what if i was an ant....and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't be so funny. (MutantYoda)
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ever been encased in jello (Nackback)
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A good story would be about a clown, who is happy, but inside is real sad. Also....he has severe diarehah. (MutantYoda)
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little nescle bug in your eye (Nackback)
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Hello. Give me tokens or I will steal the silver and watch your wife in the shower. (MutantYoda)
Hmmm...steal all the silver and watch all the wives you want (since I have neither...)
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The Random Game awards a random total of tokens every Friday! We'll be awarding tokens based on the hilarity and originality of your entries! To see how many tokens you currently have to your credit, or to cash your tokens in for prizes, check out The Prize Cellar.
What the hell is this, you ask? Well, I'm not going to tell you because I don't know either.
Here's the way it works: there are no rules and there are no time limits or schedules for winners, but there are prizes.
How do you play? You simply send me something. Anything. Doesn't matter what. There are no categories or subjects. It doesn't even have to be funny. It can even be a picture or image. Then a winner will be chosen out of all of the random entries. Winners are awarded a number of tokens based on the quality of the entry. Short text submissions might win one token, while an image might win three, or TEN. Who knows? It's totally random.
*IMPORTANT* If you type something in the box below, DO NOT use the or key anywhere in it (until I post something saying the Online Host has his head out of his ass and our entry reading software will work properly).
*MORE IMPORTANT* If you want to send a file or an image, attach it to an e-mail and mail it to "HO Theme".
So there you have it, a game that is essentially a blank page. Now what are you going to put on it? (CRIMAGE)
Now, tell me folks...do you really want to see these rules within these entries again every single day you post?
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if you give me tokens i'll say thankyou (CRIMAGE)
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I met a woman the other day that was so fat...you could use the elastic in her underwear to bungee jump.. (Freefal960)
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yo (Hobz 15)
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I often wonder as I drive around town....why the hell did Ford put that stupid button in Escorts under the steering wheel that must be pushed in order to get the key out? It seems useless to me!! (HRoach7769)
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duh what is this (WBCR)
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A man walks into the bathroom to use the head.He walkw up to the stall and reads a message that says "WHAT ARE YOU READING THE WALL FOR THE JOKES IN YOUR HAND"!!!!! (RGilbu)
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Sometime! Just Sometimes, being a bitch is all that a woman has to hang on to. (Magda Dor) (Magda Dor)
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It takes a real smart kid to buy condoms at the same Pharmacy as your dates father works at! (Chey4516)
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what the beep is this anyway (D00LEY II)
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SupercalifragilisticXpeolidocious - now only someone who really wants to win something - ANYTHING would bother with that. (note: Correct spelling...check it out...) Ooohh wait! I have another one: Onomatopeioa - not sure about the spelling on that one but I like it as much if not more than the other one...seperate entry? (L8RISR)
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My heart smiles at the tought of winning something. (LdyTudor)
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I can't live with out you. I just love the way you treat girl. the warmth of your hand on my check drives me crazy. Please come home soon. Me and the kids will be waiting. I love you, honey. Bye for now. (MissTESoll)
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what? (MethoDPC)
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It's 2:50 am and I have a class tomorrow. I'm gonna be pissy. (Daeleth)
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If tin wishes are made out of tin, what do they make bubbles out of? Bubbles!! (Daeleth)
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I want a midget. Then I can dress him up and put him on my front lawn, you know, like a real life lawn jockey. (XxKhAoSxX)
I saw a race track and the sign said "Midget Racing Tonight". I thought how odd that was, so I checked it out that night. Darnit, why didn't they say "Midget Car" in the sign...I thought I was going to see the hottest thing since dachshund racing...
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KISS MY A** (MBELL821)
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Watch out for them cows!!!!! Cuz there was this one cow who stalked me last night. I was driving, and it was following behind me in its pick-up....damn I was scared. (Alpine97)
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What if God was one of us, and you just flicked him off on I-75 for cutting you off??? (Alpine97)
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where is the action? (Maligui)
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Hold on a second... (Alpine97)
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Is that face really happy? I think it is hiding something...or mabey it's plotting to kill me?!?!? AHHHHHH!!!!!! (Alpine97)
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Spicy hot lamby nipple chops with minty pickle sour sauce (Alpine97)
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watz ^ (SSauter349)
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Who really gives a crap? (Cardioboy)
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Dear God, Bless mommy, and daddy, and sister, and Aunt Suzie, and may AOL give me way more tokens than anyone else in the whole world, more than anyone else has ever had, and more than they can even give me. Amen (Cardioboy)
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You'll shoot your eye out kid! (WellsDeyoe)
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Is it just me or do you hate it when people say "Is it just me?" (WellsDeyoe)
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The worst result of Michael Irvin's shoulder injury is that he can't work the camcorder anymore. (Alxn3031)
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So this penguin is driving in his little penguin car, when it stalls. He has it towed to a garage, where the mechanic says "I think I know what;s wrong, but it might take me a while to fix it. Why don't you go have lunch while you wait?" So the penguin goes to the neighborhood fast food joint, eats a fish sandwhich, and attempts to drink his favorite, a vanilla shake. I just can't seem to get his little penguin beak around the straw. He think's that he has found the answer to his problem when he takes off the lif of the cup, and drinks it that way, but he inadvertantly tips the cup back too far. The vanilla shake goes all down his front. Wit his luck, there are no napkins around, so he has to go back to the garage to get his car, with the shake still spilled down his front. Back at the garage, the mechanic says "I think I know what your problem is," referring to the stalled car."You blew a seal." Shocked, the penguin replied "NO! I just dumped my vanilla milkshake down my front!" Well, I thought it was funny anyway...Lanna1 (Lanna1)
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Respond?!? Hahahahaha...if I play this thing then I'll be forever linked with you dweebs. I DON'T THINK SO! (Theoryous)
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I'm sorry...I...I don't know what came over me for that last post...I KNOW: IT WAS SANITY!! BWAHAHAHHAHAA! (Theoryous)
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Let's get blizt and take it to the streets. (CHECKERs17)
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Thou shal covet thy neighbors food! (CHECKERs17)
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Is it me, or does something stink like a Frenchman's sweater around here? Um, never mind. It's me. (Toasterpig)
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She makes a nice couple. (CHECKERs17)
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Give a monkey a brain, he'll swear he's the center of the universe! (CHECKERs17)
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NEW FROM SMACKCOOW:
Scratch my balls Elmo! (CHECKERs17)
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If once there was an eeny mouse
she might have a teeny house
a house, a mouse
and then a louse!
what is this silly little story
a bad novelette indeed, by glory!
Dr. suess is passed away
but his rhyming scheme is here to stay.
fidlesticks and frizzlefrad-
this little book sure is bad.
and what ever happened to that creature
who once was mentioned at the beginer
Ah- beginING of this silly tale?
why her tail was lost to be sure
and shes been heard from nevermore. (Industrry)
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hello (MARKSORAYA)
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OK...so I have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) and have to time my life around my digestive process's. At least for once the asshole controlling my life is MY OWN!!!!!!!!!!!! (Amarue)
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Heaven is a state of mind, too bad I lost mine. (Tsunami609)
I like Lucious Jackson's version - Naked Is A State Of Mind...
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HI MOM!!! (am i gonna be on TV?) (ScorpioAsh)
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hi (JS NYgirl)
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How will i know when your head's out of your ass if my head is up my ass too? (Jake650325)
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Reno's hottest new drink, the gambling float. (Bishop541)
Well, I did hear they were trying to get some Riverboat Gambling in downtown Reno these days...
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Hello (Filmick)
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Needling with a finger, I deftly remove a snot from my nasal cavity. I choose consuming it rather than offering it to the gods. They generally enjoy that sort of thing. So as I penetrate deeper into my nose, I find a small alien. It seems in his universe, there is huge black market for snots. So I tell him, "All the really good ones are in my left nostril." He thanks me for the tip, shifts position, and uses his Supersnot-o-tron to convert snots into textbooks, so that they can be smuggled into his country without being detected. I don't know what he's up to these days...I wonder. (Mudhoney7)
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I'm that little voice in your head saying, hey, what the heck is this, go with the flow you say? Heck, what IS the flow? And why am I doing this? I have no idea, it's late and I found it...the smiley directed me...only I think :-X is more like it or maybe :-/.. who knows...this is odd, really really odd,... but HEY!!!! I LIKE IT!!!!!!! wow, did i say that? (Aubrn Hair)
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ohh you mean i can play again? (Mudhoney7)
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wow... (Mudhoney7)
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q (Mudhoney7)
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What the hell is this, you ask? Go back and read "Hoe to play The Random Game" if you really want to know. (Mudhoney7)
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/ / / suck / / / __________ (KatNut)
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So this is what you do at five in the morning when you have nothing better to do than a spanish report that's due in about four hours that you really don't feel like doing. Do I win yet? (Mudhoney7)
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Do you know what your name spelled backwards is, Bob? Bob's response: Boldletterguy without bold letters. My response: You're a moron. (Mudhoney7)
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I will eat tokens if you give more than what i started with. (Mudhoney7)
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My 14th entry. Do I win yet? (Mudhoney7)
Not even close...you haven't ordered your magazines yet
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What happens if I press return. Does my computer blow up? let's see...
damn didn't work (Mudhoney7)
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Cheese
by Mudhoney7
Once upon there was a toxic waste spill in Leizabeth, NJ [ha]. All of the sudden, giant hunks of American cheese began to talk. "Damn you cheeseburger eating humans", on said. "Prepare to die a cheesy death", he said. And he killed 24 people with a very cheesy death: he made listen to Hootie and the Blowfish until they died! (Mudhoney7)
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the lazy brown fox jumped over the quick dog verysuperfar... (Mudhoney7)
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plhh!!! (Mudhoney7)
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I have to sleep...i have not to sleep (Mudhoney7)