I don't like my cat today. This morning when I woke up, I went downstairs and
stepped in a pile of kitty puke. I almost yacked myself. But no. I just found my kitty and pet her on the head because they're too dumb to puke in the litter box and I pity her. Right now she is sitting on my lap looking at the computer screen, and she doesn't even know I'm talking about her. OR maybe she does. I think cats might have this big conspiracy against us, they all can communicate and understand the English language (or whatever language their owner speaks...or maybe just every language in the world) and they're smarter than us and they look down on us and laugh becuase all they have to do is sleep and eat and clean themselves, and we have to do all the work. See? I figured it out. That's my theory. And you are all just sitting there and saying, "Wow...that is a good theory." Aren't you? I know you are. (CurlyAnnT)
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We are Borg You will be assimillated Resistance is Futile (Ltjg Lotus)
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Bla Bla, I cant believe I'm doing this, I could be winning tokens now but nooooooooooooooo I have to do it the random way. You know why? because I'm lazy and I just want to do it the easy way! HA HA HA HA (Ltjg Lotus)
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what is this happy face in the upper left corner supposed to be? and it ha
(Ltjg Lotus)
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Youknow,it'ssometimesdifficulttosendEmailoff,ortosubmitfor(to)thisgame,mainly
becauseitkeepstellingmethatitcan'tadressitproperly,andbombswheneverIsendacoherentcomplaint,sohereIamtryingtotrickitbysendingthisrelativelyincoherentcomplaintforthesakeofmyownsanityasmuchasforyourcontinuedamusemetatourstupidaty. (Devian C)
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How stupid am I, if I don't know what a rhetorical question is? (User820108)
I assume that is a rhetorical question, so I won't bother answering it...
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If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its back,
what if you tied a piece of bread, butter side up, on a cats back? (Katimando)
Sounds like the cat will just spin endlessly right above the ground - imagine if we could tap that power and solve the energy crisis!
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The world would be a better place without morons. (Kumantes)
LOL...it may be a better place indeed but it may not be as funny a place...
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My friends' dad has a show on Fox called Balloonatics. I bet he feels special. (Kumantes)
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DA MONSOON IS COMING ; WE WILL ALL BE WASHED AWAY! (Falablah)
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Floppy: The Killer Jewish Pink Plastic Cubic Pointy Martian Bunny from Venus
is out to kill Joe Don Baker. No one's going to save him from the evil that
IS Floppy. (MattTRobot)
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HEY LOOK IT IS MITCHEL. THAT MITCHEL IS SO phAT ... SHUT YOUR MOUTH. JUST TALKIN ABOUT MITCHEL (Falablah)
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If you eat drano should you induce vomiting. (MELBAFARMR)
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Why do we walk on 2 legs instead of 1 (MELBAFARMR)
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I wonder if drano tastes really good. You know, like Simple Green tastes. Mmmm..Simple Green (MELBAFARMR)
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A Song: IN GUATAMALA THEY HAVE MANY SMALL APPLIANCES, SMALL APPLIANCES, SMALL APPLIANCES. IN GUATAMALA THEY HAVE MANY SMALL APPLIANCES. SO GET YOURS TODAY. CHA CHA CHA. (MELBAFARMR)
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Where's my toe, I don't know, where's the wall, I'm real tall....dur dur dur....
(Mr Onliner)
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Don't you just hate people who complain that NO one here is funny? How they
just wouldn't post anymore if it wasn't for a few randomees that were still
present? Especially when those people aren't even funny....geez I hate when
that happens! (Pretti 0ne)
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Erik Estrada is still hanging around....you'd think he'd find a date by now!!! (Pretti 0ne)
LOL Pretti...I think Celebrity Personals is an issue which no one reads anymore, forever lost in the landfill of lamented legacies...or something like that
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A lame joke*
Q: Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
A: 'Cause Ken comes in a box!!!
*footnote: If this has been said before and is posted in an Random Archive
somewhere...then my apologies. Wouldn't want to be accused of plagiarism
AGAIN!!!! : (Pretti 0ne)
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The following entry was triggered by that limbaugh thing (Forty9erss)
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If Rush Limbaugh falls in a forest in Africa, and no one is on the continent, do the Americans feel it? (Forty9erss)
I think thousands of conservatives around the nation would feel his pain...oh, darnit, that's a Clinton line...
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ToddG03, get a life. I mean, really. My dead son has been talking to me for
over thirty-two years, and I'm the state's only seventeen year old virgin.
Pathetic, isn't it? (Devian C)
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This is the entry that will win. (Devian C)
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About that last posting, I realize it was a tad presumptuous of me, but still, I figured that chutzpah was worth something. This entry is NOT going to win.
(Devian C)
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I am in a nation of victims, AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! (Devian C)
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All work and no play makes me want to break my ball and chain even more...(unfortunately, they've hidden the cutting tools from me, so I'm afraid I'm stuck here at AOL for awhile longer)
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Enigma lines:
"Dance, monkey, DANCE!"
"Wasting time!"
"Impressive, for a MONKEY!"
"Lucky monkey."
"Did that hurt you, monkey?"
"Your brain is so SMALL." (It's Pinkey and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain...)
"Ouch, who gave you a brain transplant?"
"Would you like me to get you an asprin?"
"Monkey wrench, huhuhuhuhuh!"
"Huhuhuhuhuhuh!"
"Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana."
The second to last was deeply profound. If you can set it up right, that last
one makes a fun thing to say in bed. (However, calling your date a monkey is
not advised.) It's that one, and the line, somewhat cencord, "Say frig
Frankie!" (Devian C)
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You know, those smurfs are really magical, and if you rub their tummies, it'll
give you good luck! Are you magical? Rub your tummy. Rub your tummy!
HARDER!
(The prevous was an example of the level of cuteness to be expected from a
freaker by the name of Devian C. Can you tell that I like my name?)
(Devian C)
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Okie dokie, here's the story. I know someone whom I love very much. (More
than I do visiting HO. Can you tell I'm shmoozing you?) So, here's what
happens. She's pregnant by another guy. (They're engaged, it seems to be
okay by me.) This, of course, leaves me in the scleck-hole. She, of course,
knows how I feel, and she up and tells me, "Look, don't mourn my loss, you
never had me... look for somebody new, and stop waiting for me." Then she
tells me to stop smoking. You know, she can be a real trip sometimes.
(Devian C)
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Jesus is coming. Look busy. (Devian C)
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Deck the halls with boughs of henbane.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
'Tis the season to be insane.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Don we now our straight jackets.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Brush our teeth with tennis rackets.
Hahahahahahahahaha. (Devian C)
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what is the random game about (DTails)
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If life is so funny why isn't anybody laughing (WHildjr)
They stopped the live studio audiences for life...they've now instituted a laugh-track instead
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Mike was a guy, normal forever, About him there was nothing interesting ever.
(Murksras)
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Article from the Muskegon Chronicle:(12-11-96)
"Hockey: Pittsburgh Penquins star Mario Lemieux said he will likely end his
career after this season.
Tonight's fight will take place in Pensacola, Fla." (GREG2305)
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If you put money in a vending machine and nothing comes out and then you put
in some more money and buy the same thing and two things come out is that two for the price of one (Capn Zing)
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./-p8 bnnnnnnnnn (My cat wrote that) (RPWadehra)
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When a mother asks her child, "Do you want a spanking?!?" Do you think she
realizes what a stupid question that is? Do you think she'd be upset even more if the kid winked at her and said, "Lay it on me, baby!"? Just wondering.... (Heather683)
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Would all of you people out there driving with your blinkers on for no obvious
reason....TURN THE D%&# THINGS OFF!!!! (Heather683)
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Funny message huh?????? (WR Vet)
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Mr. Morton is the subject of my sentence and what the predicate says he does
(Rit12345)
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Mr. Morton Kathy Irelands (what the predicate says he does, get it? often?)
(Rit12345)
Mr. Morton knew just one girl...Mr. Morton knew (and boy, what a girl he knew too!)
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Check this out! (BlueWaffle) (BlueWaffle) (BlueWaffle)
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Stop scrubbing! (BlueWaffle)
I don't - I have those damn Scrubbing Bubbles do that for me (and they work so much harder when you take a whip to them too)...
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un homme shaft est une tres mechante mere, Ferme ta bouche! Je parle au shaft. (Rit12345)
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And now the mighty Ma:
And I said what about breakfast at Applebee's
She said no know leave me alone
As I recall I thought I got a restaining order
And I said Oh yeah, well I'll kill you now (BlueWaffle)
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Only saps go to Applebee's
They like to say,"Hey! Let's go to Sapplebee's!" (BlueWaffle)
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would you like to join me in a game of biscuit ms. Ireland? (if you're not familiar with biscuit IM me, but no e-mail!) (Rit12345)
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Ni! Pang! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwong. (BlueWaffle)
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Coffee?
c(_)~~~~~~ (BlueWaffle)
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Here I am, playing the Random Game. Wow. (Kumantes)
Here I am, editing the Random Game. Wow.
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What do you get when you kiss a guy, you get enough germs to catch pneumonia, when you do, he'll never phone ya', I'll never fall in love again, I'll never fall in love agaiiiiiinnnn! (at least not with another man!) (Rit12345)
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I'm back again. I'm bored. Save me. (Kumantes)
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Once I got a free hour for saying, "Ma"
Just in case, Ma
Now give me exactly 239 points for how many times I was summoned last time. (BlueWaffle)
Well, I can't do that...but I'm sure 239 AOL 2.5 disks can be scrounged up for you...
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I bet no one knows how to make this:
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not 0, not o, not O (BlueWaffle)
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Alien:
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It took me two hours to do this (BlueWaffle)
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The dinner I had the other night was so good, I had to take a picture of my
crap. (CMacart211)
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how does one respond to something just asking for a response...our education
system has not prepared us for such ridiculous nonsense as this...when will we ever need to really think and not react...maybe i outta go to college to learn
to drink...i mean think (G Strait71)
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Hi I'm Cap in the Ear Girl, and I would like you to meet my friend, Head in the Mud Boy. (JaneDoe68)
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Anyone else besides me miss Pee-wee's Playhouse? (JaneDoe68)
I hear Pee-Wee is making a comeback in a new children's show sometime next year...
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I met a man named Gomer Piles once. He asked me where the party bars were. We became very close, and I felt it was time to get serious in our relationship when the light turned green, and I had to roll up my window, and drive down the street. (JaneDoe68)
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you know, if I didn't decide to go back and read these old excerpts from previous games I would still think I hadn't won anything and probably go out
and commit a double suicide, so why won't you ever tell me I have about 300
tokens or something like that? (Rit12345)
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Did you know that the average person swallows a total of 3 LIVE spiders in
their lifetime? (Mothersock)
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why is it that at least 5 people have just typed ok in and won whereas I was
unable to get even the title of a folder named after me (Rit12345)
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video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star, in my mind and in my
car, we can't rewind we've gone too far, aaahhhhhaahhha, ahhahahahhahahahahhahaha (sorry the buggles took over my computer, you know that was the first video mtv ever played) (Rit12345)
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For some reasons I like parentheses at the end of submissions, just so you
know I never play any other games because I want to be as closed-minded as
possible and never leave randomville. (Rit12345)
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just thought hitting enter would be cool (Rit12345)
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They can't fool all of us, only the ones with power (Smokey6028)
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if god truly needed the economic elite, then he would be no more of a god than
you or I (Smokey6028)
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please give me a token on my how many tokens do I have, I have so little, only
a large house, free food and clothes, a computer, a girlfriend, a job writing
for mary tyler moore until they send her to me, a room filled with dead naked
men, shhh (Rit12345)
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I don't know how to play the random game, but maybe if you hum a few bars.....
(Rit12345)
The Random Game, the Random Game...it is something truly lame
The Random Game, oh, the Random Game...we're hurting for the fame
We send our entries, I edit them back
All of us knowing that a real life we lack
The Random Game...it sucks!
Oh, HUM a few bars, not sing...oh, geez, standby while I replace my shattered mirror...
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ENORMOUS, GIGANTIC, HUGE, IMMENSE, LARGE, BIG, now you're thinking "sure, he talks big"..... (Rit12345)
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Definition of the French: Germans with a sense of taste (Fanatic41)
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Random huh???? Here it is svaosidhvokreanviuoahdsnoifvnafeiunasdo;inviusdfgo;kjsBDNgiutnvo;jzdsnfiuhb;ozKXNfiuoqernvouaengubzsfov aer9ugosdinvciojwna;oijsr;oubobek vo;SIDUBRandom (Mindwarped)
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NO MORE RICE! NO MORE RICE! NO MORE RICE! (GSmak1)
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If two people in Arkansas get divorced...... are they still brother and sister? (MarleyUSC)
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ok (BAKAONNA)
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it's raining outside tonight (TroubWLW)
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What does a normal person, who's not in the fur industry, need with 101 dalmations? I mean, did they start out with two, or did the husband and wife
have 50 1/2 dalmations each when they got married? I don't even have 1 dog,
and my life hasn't suffered! Of course, they'll never make a movie about me
starring Glen Close... Rosie O'Donnel maybe. (ASYLUMP)
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The proof that anyone can succeed in America has a name....Bob Saget.
(Metimes 2)
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I've waited my whole life to be this age. (K4rl)
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I wanted to mix Diet Coke with Coke Classic but the control mice died in the
experiment. (Singerta)
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post yesterday's winners already! (Rit12345)
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