All the upgrading and increasing capacity must've affected distribution of contest entries - I finally got the correct entries to me today (after two days of the same batch of non-Random game entries)...Anyway, it's good to see the familiar names back on the screen...
In the dawn, there is also the darkness. (KiheBard)
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I would just like to thank you for naming the folder after my e-mail, that was all that I wanted, I no longer need to send random stuff to you, and will be quitting Rit12345 this sunday, so goodbye (however, I will remain as all the other screen names which send stuff to you) (Rit12345)
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Son, doncha thin you would enjoy this here waffle? Come on an buy da waffle! EAT DA WAFFLE! EAT DA WAFFLE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! okay, sorry about dat, son. I just, just wancha to get happy an eat da waffle. Come on, now let's get da waffle...buy da waffle...EAT THE FREAKIN WAFFLE BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE UNTIL IT HITS YOUR BRAIN AND YOU BECOME OBBSESSED WITH BREAKFAST FOODS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm sorry bout dat, son... (Mr Onliner)
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The Random Game: A mystery wrapped in an enigma, sprinkled with stupidity, and nuked in the microwave of insanity. Damn, I'm hungry. (Mr Onliner)
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Fragrant foul on the guy with the petals! (Mr Onliner)
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OK i've got a proposition for you people... you didn't give me any free hours so i kind of let that slide... but you haven't even given me on red cent... token sorry... If you don't give me tokens you will be punished severely when i rule the world... Should you give me a token or two...(preferably 900) you will be handsomely rewarded when i take over... (AltControl)
I wish I had 900 to reward everyone, Alt...unfortunately, until they give me the paltry amount they let me award every week, I'm afraid all I have is some tokens for some arcades that have closed around my house...
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yay (WingCom99)
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Ricky, I'm starting to think the mime knows too much. (Mr Onliner)
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CHIPPER! GET OFF THE PRINTER! (Mr Onliner)
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Looks like MOSHALOT whored him/herself out for some tokens.....If that's the way it's played I'll lick the back of YOUR thigh for tokens. Of course this would be a virtual exercise. (Bucktil4d)
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ass (CLee191681)
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I'm just a sweet, little girl who wants to win tokens---please. GIVE ME MY TOKENS! I WANT TOKENS!!!! TOKENS!! TOKENS! please? pretty please? :-) (FuNgirl092)
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};^)' (Dante303)
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MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age (Dante303)
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For five tokens, I'll lick the back of MOSHALOTS thighs. And if MOSHALOT happens to be a goodlooking gal, i might enjoy it. Sorry, that was gratuitous... (Tocadisco)
LOL Toca...
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homme moyen sensuel-->HO Chicago (Dante303)
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I just found out that i won five tokens, awesome.....can i use them for like bridge tolls or something? (Tocadisco)
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Translate it. It's not what you think. (Dante303)
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can you tocadisco?
can you tocadisco?
toca toca toca
disco disco disco (Tocadisco)
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Hey....TOCADISCO!!!! (Tocadisco)
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RATFINK RULES!!!! (DIZZY246)
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My lifelong ambition is to someday be a HO!!! (DavidR273)
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That might not have sounded right...let me clarify... (DavidR273)
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I want to work for Hecklers (DavidR273)
Type in the word WANNABE at keyword if you're truly serious - that'll get you all the job ops around AOL these days...
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Beirut's a nice place to live....i mean if you like it and all....i personally wouldn't want to live there...no offense Beirutians..... (Tocadisco)
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Life can be funny sometimes. You never know how you are going to feel at the end of the day. Sometimes you feel great, like one big orgasm. Other times you feel like you have just had a porcupine stuck up your rear, and now your sitting on it. Every now and then you get that undescribable feeling; you know, the one where you can feel the brain cells being sucked out of your mind, like whenever you enter Hecklers Online. (Tbird23)
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I think I aced my Physics exam! (DavidR273)
Congratulations, from one who knows how hard Physics is (okay, I failed it in college, force it out of me, willya'...)
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English looks like a 93 though, cause I missed a 2 pt. er and I think she'll count off for my use of "informal language" (DavidR273)
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What if...What if there was...what if there was actually A POINT TO THIS GAME!!! (DavidR273)
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I just wanted to note that there's a neat "wave-like" effect you get when you scroll this at the top of your screen at the right speed
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Give me tokens or face the wraith of smiles. (ISmileyman)
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Hell (SIM Being)
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oh (SIM Being)
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Five tokens to MOSHALOT, who says "Hey! for 5 tokens I will lick the back of my thigh!" (SIM Being)
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Christmas re-write: (instead of Chestnuts roasting...)
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost ripping off your clothes
Yule tide choir boys being thrown in the fire
and large men wearing womens clothes
Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow
Helps to make a gruesome sight
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out
Will find it hard to see tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loading lots of guns and ammo on his sleigh
And every little child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really scream when they die
And so I'm offering this little tale
To kids from one to maybe 2
Just know momma lies many times many ways
Santa's really...a jew (HunterChi)
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when do i play (Skytiger11)
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My SAT scores were verbal: 610 and math:740......You see, I can't read writting very well.....but I can read binary code (MissScully)
01110001001 011011 10110 110 01010 0111110, 0111 111010!
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I wish I could be funny....I reall wish I could be funny.....(MissScully) (MissScully)
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here is a fish for you. <*}}}>< (RANNIK)
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DAMNIT!!! I REALLY want tokens...I sent in a whole crap load of entries and figured that you guys would like maybe just ONE of them, but NOOOOOOO you couldn't entertain my optimistic ideas of beginner's luck...NOOOO OOOOOO!!! You had to be stupidheads and not even show ANY of them!!!! I used to think I was funny....I make people laugh at my school and I think that they laugh WITH me and not AT me....well, maybe they laugh at me....Oh GREAT!!! Now you have me all depressed and sad now!!! Not like I NEED this kind of stress around the holidays or anything....not like i have ENOUGH stress already...IS IT??? I guess not...my best friend's girlfriend is coming back to town so that means i won't be able to spend ANY time with him during the holiday because they are having sex.....well maybe not...but they probably WILL!!!! And then I have all of these tests and projects due of course the WEEK before Christmas because all the teachers have to make up for the week when you DON'T see them and be EXTRA mean this week when everyone should be spending time making and getting Christmas presents to make all of their friends feel HAPPY!!!!!! And is that SO wrong to want to feel happy?!!? IS IT!!!!???? Well, apparently it is to God sometimes...well, because for MONTHS I was fine with this friend of mine and then a little while ago I had this DAMN dream which got me thinking about this friend in a different way again...which got me mad and made me feel even MORE lonely than usual...maybe I'm lonely because I've been spending all this time on-line since we got unlimited use...Isn't that wonderful?!? I think it is....but I mean...people on-line aren't real anyways....we all could be 13 year old boys jacking-off while searching for Pamela Anderson pictures...personally, I'm not, but I could completely believe that everyone else could be this boy.....And then I'm stuck here in stupid Montana where cows are more important than education..cows cows cows....that's all....and the people, excluding me, are SO STUPID!!!!!! Especially at the movies!!!! In the paper....they had a listing for the cheap movies...the movie was "To Guillian on her 37th Birthday"....you know, I wanted to see this movie right around when it was called "To GILLIAN on her 37th Birthday." And then AT the theatre..THEY ARE EVEN STUPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!! I go see the independent movies there and every movie which I have seen there for the past 3 months has been spelled wrong on their marque....I first saw "Dead Man". On ONE side of the sign they had down "Dead Men"..on the OTHER side they had "A Dead Man's Life"...the same day I saw "Last Man Standing". They had "Last Men Standing" and "Last Men Shooting." For "Stealing Beauty" they had "Stealing Bueay"....They finally gave up and just put down the number for their movie line...It solved everything RIGHT? WRONG!!!!! It said "Movie Line 656-00 0. Not just on one side so you'd believe that the number fell down...ON BOTH SIDES!!!!! i swear that this place has someone who works somewhere else in the MAll like Eddie Bauer or JC Penny's to put up their STUPID SIGN!!!! If i was the director of one of those movies, I would be so mad if they screwed the tittle up THAT BAD!!!!!! God, I HATE Montana!!!!! the cultural level here is the same as in a fishbowl or in the middle of North Dakota!!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! And now i have a whole crap load of college things to do...what is the point of applying to colleges....why can't we apply to colleges using a thing that we CAN control...like Arm wrestling? They set up a whole bunch of people and have an arm wrestling championship...but instead of the people who win getting accepted...the people who lose get in...Because then I could get into the Yale School of Drama.....the I'd be happy..... Well, I better get going cause I have to go to a stupid BB Game and watch my best friend drool all over this guy.....Oh well....And so it goes................. (MissScully)
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Give me tokens or give me death! (MissScully)
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zup. I wish i was cool but I am not. I can only be cool if I find out what hecklers online is. If you tell me I will then become cool. (Gish19)
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Do realize how pitiful people's lives are if they try to make anonymous people laugh? And none of us are really funny are we? (MissScully)
It's all in the mind of the reader, MissScully - I let you know what catches my eye, but that probably is totally different from what catches yours...
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All of the things with no name on them are mine. I do this in class too. (MissScully)...especially if they're REALLY funny...but seriously...most of them are mine (MissScully)
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Inquiring minds want to know. (Outdor4vr)
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I find it sad to look at the tokens list and find that all of the top twenty, save the mighty MikeLarr, are unknown names. Are they antagonists, or have I left the empire so long that the entire old guard has been replaced by a new generation? God I feel old....I think I need a hug.................. (MagicClams)
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vfyvf ;p.9 (sorry, I just swatted a fly on the keyboard. Ooo! There's another one!) ujvgrw;/HN (CBsurf59)
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Bill Clinton doesn't inhale, he just sucks. (CBsurf59)
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hahahahaaaa.......i'm laughing, laughing i tell you, LAUGHING!!!! LAUGHING!!!! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! oh yeah well, same to you buddy!!!!!! WHAT???? your MOM!!!! (Kenderyn)
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If you cross a cross across a cross, or cross a stick across a cross, or cross a stick across a stick, or stick a stick across a stick, or stick a stick across a cross, or stick a croass across a cross... you don't really anything worth much at all.... (Murksras)
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I hate this game now. I place my curse on it and all who enter it, save myself and those whom I have known in the past. (This includes Pretti 0ne and Mr. OL, BTW, although we've never actually spoken.) This game has been destroyed by powers I don't know and I don't understand, such as the quote unquote Cleanup Man who took over just before I left. He is so unfunny at times, I wish he was right here so I could tear his fingers off and keep him from typing. I'd have to tear off his genitals, too, so he couldn't hunt and pecker.... (MagicClams)
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BTW, Cleanup Man, I don't care if you don't print that, because the curse still stands. You can't stop me from hating you and your game and spreading that hate to anyone who will listen, so die like a pig in hell. (MagicClams)
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I plan to devote much of the remainder of my life to hunting down the Cleanup Man and punishing him for his crimes. I'll make him admit that HE was the one who ruined the Random game, that HE was the one responsible for the enormous decline in quality of entries and the enormous increase in the quantity of entries, and the HE was the one who killed Dr. Kimble's wife. I'll find you someday, Cleanup Man, and when I do, it's curtains..... (MagicClams)
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Everyone who hates the guy who responds to random game entries say "Aye". If you print this entry, I guarantee a deluge of entries of the word "Aye". Of course you won't print it, because you're a coward. (MagicClams)
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You know, it's not necessary to respond to a funny joke with an unfunny joke that ruins what's already been said. In the same way, it's not necessary to respond to an UNfunny joke with ANOTHER unfunny joke that compounds the problem. You are without a doubt THE UNFUNNIEST person I have ever encountered, and I've met GALLAGHER, for god's sake. (MagicClams)
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You're not just unfunny; you're ANTI-funny. When you and funny things come into contact with each other, the funny thing is annihilated. Unfortunately, you are not annihilated with it. You must be a virtual black hole of funny, cleanup guy. Funny things go into you, you destroy them, and no funny things come out. You SUCK! (MagicClams)
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There are no words to express the level of contempt I feel towards you, Cleanup Guy. You are a disease on comedy. A boil on the ass of Heckler's Online. If I could for one second convey to you the hatred and contempt which I and everyone else feels toward you, it would render you unable to perform in bed for the rest of your life. Of course you probably can't anyway. Not that you have a partner. You sit at home trying and failing to masturbate. You are the most pathetic creature every conceived of in the mind of beast, man, or god. (MagicClams)
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In short, Cleanup Man, I loathe you. Die slowly and painfully in the presence of your enemies. (MagicClams)
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And have a Merry Christmas! (MagicClams)
Now THAT was quite the Christmas greeting! Merry Christmas to you too, Magic Clams...
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I bet you would be amazed at what I can do with a dog, a yo-yo, some wipped cream and a bottle of Joy. (DiscMan329)
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I once put minnute rice in the microwave and it almost went back in time! (DiscMan329)
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There once was a man from McGrass, his balls were made of fine brass, and in stormy weather they both clanged together and sparks shot out of his ass! (DiscMan329)
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If your by a lake, don't fall in. (JPJfish)
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Whatcha got in your heel there son? A razor blade? Huh? Trying to be like them thugs at Alcatraz, eh? Well Mr. Muffin's not falling for it this time, Kenny! (Mr Onliner)
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Oh my God!!!! I don't believe it! Not only did I win the Secret Identities game, but I won this one, too!!!! Bow down before me! I am the mediocre online god. A GOD!!! Wait a minute, if I'm a god, then what god was a referring to at the beginning of this? Hold on, let me call Mr. Graham. (TBIRD79188)
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huh? (MY GSL)
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12- Starkain, Master of Evil Luck 11 Lightsbane Shadow Lord 10 Glaon-Master of the insidious Nighthorde 9 Viral-he posesses you or your friends 8 Mimic- a perfect double, except he's smarter 7 Gradion-Liquid Evil! 6 Darkblood-a labratory horror 5 Whipstress a demon made completely out of razor-wire 4 Snick-half-raven half elven, all bad@$$ 3 Aritor-not really evil, but one heckuva prankster 2 Ergor-Technonightmare 1 Pand-weresword with an attitude. These are the Knights of injustice. Live with it. (JoustX)
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It's one in the morning on the east coast, and as I sit at my archaic computer and wring my hands in anticipation, trying desperately to activate those few brain cells spared by my excesses in college in an attempt to say something insightful and witty enought to win a token, I suddenly realize . . . it's one o' one in the morning on the east coast, and I'm sitting at my archiac computer wringing my hands in aniticpation, and those few brain cells discussed above tell me that this is a pointless escapade in futility. These tokens mean nothing in the greater scheme of materialism that rules our capitalist structure. And yet, that competitive streak that drove me to seek out this bastion of antagonism and one-up-man-ship beckons me to continue, and finally, a broken woman, I dot my last "i" and cross my last "t", believing in, if nothing else, the power of the never-ending run-on sentence. (Saluki1991)
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I'm a few Gomers short of a Pyle. (Razerwit)
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God speed, jerk-off. (Razerwit)
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What a stupid, moronic game. For freaks and freaks alone. I don't want your stupid tokens, so don't give them to me. Do you hear me? Don't you do it! DON'T YOU DARE! (Kurt24SWM)