have a rose: ----`--,--@
who says i can't kiss up?
well, no one so far, but just in case...
give me tokens or the rose will prick you until you bleed to a very pale, bloodless death. (Shilorider)
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Rock on, Mr. Boldletterwriting dude!!! (Tocadisco)
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video killed the radio star.... i've got that song in my head now. (Shilorider)
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My dad is out of shape.How bad is he?He tried to throw himself to the ground and missed. (MATT103609)
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<----will whore herself out for tokens (Shilorider)
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These are many different faces: ;-) :) :-| :-> 8-) =:-) :-} =8-o (|:{) ==|:-) @@@@@@@@@@:-) (Marge Simpson) (Zoketar)
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(_)_) <---------The End (JLennon39)
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I was just dumped by my girlfriend. I just want you to know. Also that I'm 14. I can't believe she just dumped me, outright. I think she was cheating on me with her best friend. (Darqeside)
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To Whom it may concern. If not, he can blow me,
Life sucks. She was my favorite girlfriend, we had gone pretty far. I was gonna spend New Years with her! You hear me? NEW YEARS! (Darqeside)
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It was my birthday 3 days ago. Maybe I should have gotten the hint that she didn't like when she gave me a dead fish. I'm 14 now. Aren't you proud? (Darqeside)
Do you think she might have been related to baseball player Dave Kingman in anyway? (he sent a female reporter he didn't like a gift-wrapped rat, if I recall correctly...)
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Aye, the quality has gone down (as I remarked before) and the quantity has increased to a staggering level. Basically, all I do now is skim the folder for something from someone I know will be funny (such as Toke, MC, or Mr. OL) and ignore almost everyone else. Sorry, but a lot of you suck, and don't everyone yell at me for saying it, some of you are funny, but the ones who suck (and you all know who you are) can suck a fat one. Merry Christmas! (ChrisIzzo)
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Here I am. Pathetic. Wasting all my time on HO, crying into the keyboard. No one cares about me. Please send me mail. Or tokens. Just something that shows you love me. Please? I'm 14..... (Darqeside)
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14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14
14 I'm fourteen. HEY. I'm fourteen. 14
14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 You like my song? (Darqeside)
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It seems obvious that the South American Caiman is the most calm of all of the alligator and crocodile species that exist today on this planet. Like most crocodiles or alligators, the South American Caiman hunts for food by waiting for animals to drink from the shore, leaving humans at a more dangerous risk of bieng attacked. However, even though the South American Caiman will attack animals at the shoreline more often than its other "sister species," it does not like the taste of human flesh and will spit any person out immediately after initial contact with the Caiman's taste buds. (Drummkking)
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I have poop wedged in my anus. (MooGeneric)
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Will give you a free rectal exam for tokens.
Will pet your ferret for tokens.
Will prank call Steve Case for tokens.
Will refrain from knocking the crap out of you for tokens.
Will throw a diaper at you for tokens.
Will eat really old dead things for tokens.
Will have someone "bumped off" for tokens.
Will promise not to abduct your children at a stoplight for tokens.
Will hit my computer with a big ole' pumpkin for tokens.
Will break a bunch of things that look expensive for tokens.
Will become addicted to several hallucinogenic drugs for tokens.
Will do something highly illegal for tokens.
Will ask Geena Davis to go out with you for tokens.
Will type the word "ejaculate" over and over for tokens.
Will eat a worm sandwich for tokens.
Will ask Pamela Anderson Lee if "them thangs is real" for tokens.
Will pretend to have a conversation with a pair of bunny slippers for tokens.
Will stick a thumbtack through my eye for tokens.
Will sing "lova me, lova me SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!" for tokens.
Will laugh like a big ole' fat guy at a John Candy film festival for tokens.
Will tell Dr. Dre that his momma B-stank for tokens.
Will bite a moving bike tire for tokens.
WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS FOR TOKENS.
Will eat a printer ink cartridge for tokens.
Will hawk a luggi on an old woman for tokens.
Will head-butt a mailbox for tokens.
Will yell at my toes for tokens.
Will tear up a picture of the pope for tokens.
Will eat a flaming Tickle-Me Elmo for tokens.
Will unleash an army on Canada made entirely of Origami swans for tokens.
Will punt the head of the Venus Di Milo 90 yards for tokens.
Will demand that my dog brushes her teeth for tokens.
Will go to the mall and spend all your money for tokens.
Will sell you a black-market kitten for tokens.
Will you just hurry up and give me the damn tokens.
Will type exactly 2050 letters in my entry for tokens.
Will give you rabies for tokens.
Will contemplate suicide for tokens.
Will promise not to do this anymore for tokens. (Mr Onliner)
Hmmm...when the higher ups said they were beginning to get scared of you, Mr Onliner, I said "C'mon Now, he's okay..." Hevvin knows they could use someone who'd be willing to do almost ANYTHING for tokens...(Psst, warning, I think AOL's sending some fellows in dark suits right now to try and kidnap you right now...keep the .38 nearby and watchout for fellows with smiley sunglasses)
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I'M TO STUPID TO THINK OF ANY THING BUT THIS........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................COOL ISN'T IT LINES ON YOUR PAPER TO KEEP YOUR TYPEING STRIGHT.................................................................. (Keif78)
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Don't you hate when you have to sneeze? I have to sneeze. (CurlyAnnT)
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I think I'm a tool. A hammer, I mean. I dated a wrench once....he was nice to me, he bought me a nail, and we lived together in a happy little toolbox. (CurlyAnnT)
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And don't get me started on that Launch CDROM i never received..... (Tocadisco)
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i always love the titles though, you sure do a great job of titling them posts.... (Tocadisco)
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"Hoing-doing-doing Hoing-doing-doing We-don't-want-to-talk-to-you / Hoing-doing-doing Hoing-doing We-don't-want ... to ... talk-to-you / Tyler-and Spencer-don't ... want ... to ... Hoing-doing talk-to-you / Hoing-doing-doing Hoing-doing-doing We-don't-want-to-talk-to-you Oooooooo! Oooooooooooooooo!" [sung in monotone with a rising howl at the end into an answering machine] (GCard)
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A haiku. Key in the keyhole / Only one fits. Only I / Fit in my cupboard. (I can't take full credit ... Tyler wrote it.) (GCard)
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Why do you follow this man? Don't you see that he is weak? And I AM STRONG! (GCard)
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Do you actually get paid to write all this stupid crap (RicMac11)
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..._O_
<\OO/\_
_/"""""\_ (AmyDelite)
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Nymphant: A baby sex-maniac! Uh, thanx. (Oddrob)
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my mommy married a plumber, once. (I M L Bear)
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Me again! Hey..hey I HEARD THAT!! (Calvinbert)
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If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? (Calvinbert)
I think most folks would like to see them ALL drown (maybe we could tie 100 lb weights to them the next time the Olympics are held - THAT should add an element of drama to the event...)
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Shin: Tool for finding furniture in the dark (Calvinbert)
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Diplomacy: The art of giving someone their way....until you can find a large stick.... (Calvinbert)
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Tap your foot twice if you're following any of this (Calvinbert)
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because I'm not (Calvinbert)
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You migt say I'm one taco short of a combination plate....i have a couple of screws missing...the elevator doesn't go all the way up....the lights are on but nobodys home....a little koo koo.....oh look, there's a neon purple dinosaur in the corner dancing.....pardon me, this is my song.... (Calvinbert)
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shoot, i forgot what I was gonna say (Calvinbert)
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Um...Merry Christmas, Happy New year!! (Calvinbert)
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TOKENS FOR MAKING A FISH!?!?!?!?!?!? So its bribery then is it....Thats what you want... you want some fries with that fish? (ToddG03)
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No, I take that back. I hope everyones' holidays suck!!! Except for mine. :) (Calvinbert)
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This is Calvinbert, leaving at the demand of you ignorant masses....ta ta! (Calvinbert)
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"You Still Touch Me" by Sting : Another night finds me alone, in my dreams you still touch me. Your picture by my telephone, in that smile you still thrill me. Now if I sleep, I sleep here alone, in my bed tonite you still haunt me. And if Im falling Im falling like a stone, in my nightmares, you still hold me. And after all that weve been through, now Im wondering if you still balme me. If only half of this was true, that you beleive me, you still shame me. Dark rain will fall until I see your face, I close my eyes I seem to hear the raindrops saying you wont come back, you still touch me. And when Im sick at heart and low, in my prayers you still heal me. I wonder if you feel the same way that I do and youd come back, you still touch me. Another night finds me alone in my bed tonight you still haunt me, you still haunt me, you still haunt me. (TXHawkeye2)
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Why does everyone want to throw me into a pool?!? (ImAChiaPet)
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Hey, you!
That's right, you!
Read all these instructtions before proceeding.
1. Press crtl-g
2. type in BlueWaffle
3. Press enter
4. Laugh unitil you have some kind of a hernia
5. Send all your tokens to me to make up for your medical bills
Ok? Now.....GO! (BlueWaffle)
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MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age
MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age
MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age
MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age
MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age
MA----abbr. 1. magister artium=master of arts 2. Massachusetts 3. mental age
look what i can do without typing
mY mental age = 1 (BlueWaffle)
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Mawalk
maTab
Mabisco
MaRn
Sonic Ma
Mashing Ma
Manco
Maxygens
Ma Manson
De-code these brand name items
and exactly 239 dollars will materialize right in front of you! (BlueWaffle)
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Would you like to buy a dorito? (BlueWaffle)
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-o- guy wearing a sombrero while riding a bike. ooooooooooo[ guys wearing sombreros while waiting in line. (Edna8me)
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Look out behind you! (BlueWaffle)
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<*}}}><
there i drew a stupid fish
now give me a messload of tokens (BlueWaffle)
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Hey! during last school year i Wrote 4 books!
No Joke!
I am now reading random pages from it:
Title: Vol. 1: The great book of Ma
Publisher: Armageddon productions
Hazard Park
Roller Coaster Landworld
Idea Land
Pneumanic spears of happiness
Fun Bottomless pit
Discalimer land
Laugh out loud rusty nails
Silly swinging icepicks
Disease Roulette Water Fountain
Leaky boatride
Ebola Monkey petting zoo
Hands off lumber mill
Denny's
Fallout land
Skinner's dairy
Torture Chamber: Darvell Cookban
Potty Grenade
Continued in volume 2
buy it or ill kill you
//\/ THEy'rE '.;l CooomijukninG (BlueWaffle)
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Would you like to join Armageddon Productions?
Game company/publisher
games:
Knocko!
Quest for the carcass
Political card game
Carnivorl(In production)
Books:
The Misadventures of Fredor
The Great Books Of Ma (4 vols.)
E-Mail me for more info on how YOU could become an OR avenger! (BlueWaffle)
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Is this where I start my Christmas shopping? (Spoonzilla)
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Rick Atkins gave Miss Emmett edible underwear freshman year. She wore it on her head.
I have nightmares... (Lennonita)
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Bla blee bling blargh ble! (Lennonita)
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I really hate it when people use question marks at the end of sentences that don't even resemble a question? (Lennonita)
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Fun with Yiddish!
Schlep kvetch tuccus matzoh shlemiel tuccus matzoh kvetch schlep schlep schlep kvetch. (Lennonita)
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I think I spelled all my Yiddish words wrong.
Apologies to any Yiddians. (Lennonita)
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I wanna win!
I wanna win!
Everybody loves my posts, so let me win!
I wanna win!
I wanna win!
I'm sick of all this crap so let's begin!
To let me win!
Let me win!
This poem is really lame and doesn't rhyme anymore!
I'm begging you. Please! On my hands and knees! Give me tokens or I sacrifice the goat! (Lennonita)
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If voting really made a difference, they'd make it illegal. (Lennonita)
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Do you remember July, Rich? Do you remember how LONELY July was? Darian is a complete DOLT! In a seedier part of the kingdom, perhaps, but it's no coincidence that the word "secret" is in secretary! (Lennonita)
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Megan: WHY do people suck so much??!!?!?!
Jolyn: because there are a lot of dicks in the world? (Lennonita)
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why do vacuum cleaners have lights on them? (Scandel444)
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a tongue twister for you....I slit a sheet a sheet I slit upon a slitted sheet I sit (TootLoops)
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Linguistics 101: Koskesh vs Keeshmeesh. Which is vile profanity and which is dried fruit? (Be very tactful as you try to figure it out) (Saidi1)
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Use the words "analyze" and "anatomy",2gether,in a short paragraph, or a sentence or 2, while maintaining a direct analogical link between the two words;never using them in tandem(ie.To properly analyze anatomy,it is.....)or even together in the same sentence-(ie.The animals anatomy was separ- ated so as to be able to analyze the ......)!Yet still correlating a unmistakable bond between the two words................................................. "MY ANALYZE OVER THE OCEAN,MY ANALYZE OVER THE SEA! OH, WON'T SOMEONE CROSS THAT OCEAN,AND BRING BACK MY ANATOMY!!!!!!!" (TOROMIRDA)
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/ :-) <---Gumby! :-) (SCULLY3257)