"Mr Onliner is starting to scare us" Not me! Actually, for 5 tokens, I'll scare you! For 6 tokens, I'll scare Mr Onliner...for 7 tokens, I'll scare myself!!!! (Calvinbert)
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Question: How long has this game been here? (Calvinbert)
Ever since Case banished the Wise Guys out of AOL Eden to form their own bastard AOL offshoot called Hecklers Online (actually, Calvin, as far as I know, at least for over one year...)
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Did you ever notice the beautiful patterns in frost on a window? I was looking at one recently, and was just amazed. As I stared at the delicate web of swirls and lines wrought by the hand of nature, I couldn't help but think.... (I open the Christmas card)....I'm starin' at a window here. I gotta get a life. (Calvinbert)
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bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens... bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need tokens...bored..need
tokens...bored..need tokens... (Calvinbert)
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How about I get just one token so I can have my name in that Token list??? Please?? That isn't a lot to ask!! Consider iut a Christmas blessing from you to me! You'd be a saint!!!! (Calvinbert)
Hmmm...I'll see if I have a token or two in my change pocket and get back to you...
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I'm back from entering all sort of entries into different games (all of which will loose of course). See why I'm desperate? (Calvinbert)
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Bleah. (MaddHatt01)
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Crazy Ivan Sucks Hard. It's copying Of Of Gun Griffin. Who ever created CRAZY IVAN can lick my sweaty ballsack. (JBenson504)
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When I grow up, I wanna work for Mattel so I can design Barbie Dolls. (Kaziganthi)
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lelho helol ellho ellho hello (Calvinbert)
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Cheap slut Barbie! We wanna sleep with you... (Kaziganthi)
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Abortion Doctor Barbie! Comes with Right-to-Life Terrorist Ken! Ammo not included. (Kaziganthi)
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Priestess of Satan Barbie! Comes with Sacrificial Ken! (Kaziganthi)
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Sweat Shop Barbie! Comes with a line of Walmart clothing. Regis Philbin Ken not included. (Kaziganthi)
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why (WHARPER123)
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It's colder than a witches tit out here! (Sharonhm)
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I think it's time we wised up to the pole-licking hysteria. (GCard)
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The original name for the way-too-popular "tickle me elmo" doll that shakes as it laughs was "epileptic elmo" but they didn't think the name would sell so they changed it. (AcroBrat96)
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My God, people actually submit absolute randomness to this contest. It's not sane. (WardenMom)
What's insane is someone who has to read all this randomness (and yes, I only have 20 minutes to finish my job here before the strait jacket goes back on...)
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Something to think about: If a fly loses its wings, is it still a fly, or is it a walk? (Poptart97)
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MY way to drink and get drunk in one shot. First, you take some tequila and mix it with a shot of every kind of booze on the market. Then you eat a japanese beetle and spit it in the blender with all the alchohol. Finally, you liquifey and drink.
P.S. One shot is a blenderglassful. (Suprfishal)
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Here boy, wanna go...OUTSIDE? Yes you do...wanna go....fishing? Didn't think so (A6lbBass)
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Two beers or not two beers that is the question (Shakesbeers) (UncleBenCo)
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Hey! The NY City transit authority won't let me use HO tokens in their turnstiles. What gives? (PaulCrash)
Don't bother, Paul...just jump em - everyone else does
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How do they expect me to put salt and pepper on my frozen dinner and not get any in my apple cobbler?? And who the hell likes steaming hot fruit?? C'mon, guys! Get rid of the dessert and give me more of that yummy salisbury steak! (PaulCrash)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I NO ME ABC'S NECK TIME WANT YU SIN WIT MEE! (SIM Being)
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Did you know that gullable is not in the dictionary. Yeh, isn't that cool. My friend told me that. I learn a lot from him. (SIM Being)
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Guess what! I'm going to see the Christmas Spectacular in NYC. Nah nah nah nah! 4th row! HA! When I come back I'll tell you whether they had a camel this year. ;) (Calvinbert)
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Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get assholes until they're married! (Krazyk242)
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When I used to use my old windows3.1 software, I got GPFs like they were the flu. As I tried to run my windows software, I got a GPF on my Clock and then the whole thing blew up. of course afterwords I took a shotgun to the screen. Later I got a new computer, but I blew the keyboard up. THEN I got this computer and in about 5 seconds I'm about to blast this thing to hell. (Grass Crab)
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What the mother @#$%in bed wettin cra% load of total sh%$ is wrong with this stupid god da^* thing! I'm tierd or its piss aS$ed remarks and fu@*ed up software of total hellish demonic cr$& laying sh%$ that cru$#y microsh%& made! I HATE THIS CR@^!!!!! Just fu%&in kidding. (Grass Crab)
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I denounce ye, ole jelly donut! (Mr Onliner)
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I always wanted to get naked, grease my self up ,and run through a mall yelling," LOOK AT ME, I'M A SQUID !" (^o^) (MANOWAR528)
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I'm not in a random mood. That's why I haven't been posting. I've been in a by-the-book mood. Please forgive me. (Kumantes)
We forgive you, Kumantes...I hope you get over your bout of orderliness real soon
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Who do you think the first to die would be if Hannibal Lecter payed a visit to Sesame Street? (Croaker34)
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Man, my entries are the randomist thingies in the whole world, but you won't put them up on the big screen with all the entries on it. (Forty9erss)
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I was just wondering why things have to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Monkeys stuffed into a barrel just doesn't seem all that fun to me. Maybe we should say more fun than a barrel of zebras. Zebras have their
party duds on. They are ready for fun. (KnobbyNogg)
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I once had a long meaningful conversation with a babbling brook, but then I realized it was just my reflection (KnobbyNogg)
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Hey, the turnip-heads were here again last night! (PaulCrash)
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: The Random game contains nothing and extended contact may be hazardous to your health. (JSandawg)
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Let's Boogie (Krazyk242)
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yOU AARE GAY
(CALRYZ)
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oNLINE HOST IS STUPID (CALRYZ)
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I wish i were an Oscar Meyer wiener (Krazyk242)
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cuz that is what i truly wanna be (Krazyk242)
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and if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener (Krazyk242)
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some fat guy would be eating me (Krazyk242)
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naughty monkeys should be spanked (Krazyk242)
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here's a story
'bout an ugly lady
left with 3 kids cuz she sucked as a wife.
Marcia's spoiled and jan was a whiner
cindy can't talk to save her life.
Here's a story
'bout a fag named Brady
who had to marry to get laid
had 3 kids..his wife most likely left him
so he had to settle for the maid.
then one day this fag met the ugly lady
so they could screw they got married soon
you knew they were a Psycho Family
when they took the kids with them on the honeymoon. (Krazyk242)
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Help!! The penises are flying at my butt! (Hobbes8900)
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Putting up drywall isnt as interesting as it sounds (Hobbes8900)
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Good evening ladies and gentelmen. This response is brought by the letters "q" and "j" and also by the number 5. (Krazyk242)
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i'm watching Jurassic Park....the lawyer just got eaten off the toilet. (Krazyk242)
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come on ride the train....choo choo...ride it (Krazyk242)
Definitely a helluva lot more fun than doing the Macarena (speaking of which, I hear there's an Xmas-themed macarena song or album out now - there's something to give to your enemies as a gift)
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Scary scary scary! Boo! (Mr Onliner)
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I need a cappuchino and chia pet to go. (Tocadisco)
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You know, I don't really want tokens. Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I realize that it would take me about 4 and a half years to be able to cash them in for a pair of boxers. And on top of everything else, they'd have to be mailed to me. I don't think I want the HOs to know where I live. (SMAC48)
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the concept of bladder control has become lost on the youth of today. (Constble)
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My outcome depends on my income, (Tocadisco)
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Use ful spanish phrase: "Que Estas Fumando?" it means what are you smoking?. (SMAC48)
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Mr Onliner scares us too. (Kumantes)
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I bet those guys who get five tokens feel special. They weren't good enough to get ten tokens, but they weren't bad enough to get none. (Kumantes)
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I am anti-random today. (Kumantes)
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That movie Scream looks pretty good. (Kumantes)
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I just finished my Christmas shopping. It's good to be a procrastinator. (Kumantes)
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OOH I'M SO SCARED. (ADTYLER)
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Random Game, Random Game, la la la. Gives out tokens, yadda yadda ya. Won't give me any, da da da. Gimme some tokens, la de da de da. (Kumantes)
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Thank you, thank you.
Come back later. The 9 o'clock show is completely different from the 6 o'clock one. (Kumantes)
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kumantes)
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Red M&Ms give you cancer. WATCH OUT. (MegRenee16)
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Well, I say screw the girl on the bus! I found a new chick with bigger hooters! (ChrisIzzo)
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In fact, I even gave her a massage last night and whispered sweet nothings in here ear. (ChrisIzzo)
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I then massaged her butt. (ChrisIzzo)
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I am now the official butt massuese of HO. (ChrisIzzo)
LOL...that's where all those HO's who say they got the best butts in the world get it from...
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For 15 tokens I will massage your butt. (ChrisIzzo)
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If you are a homosexual or a really ugly chick, I'd have to charge 30 tokens. (ChrisIzzo)
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Robynne gets it for free though. (ChrisIzzo)
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Please give me tokens. (JLennon39)
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I can find better HO's then you on the streets!! (MadCat)
I won't argue with you there, MadCat...
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Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays!
I love the song Santa Baby, how about you? (SLEEPOWELL)
Any Christmas song other than Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer is fine by me...
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I'm not going to play this game. (JessGrl14)