Less winners this week! Less tokens given out overall! That's something sure to attract more new players, isn't it? Actually, I think the Random Game may be in a bit of a slump. What are you most of you doing? Picking school over the Random Game? For shame!
Let's start out with the multiple 10 token winners...so it looks like there's lots of winners this week.
Subject: pretzels
From: CortJstr
last night at about 1:30 my friend sent out a letter saying he changed his sn to Bacon3564, and that he would give a prize to the first person to say where the 3564 part from. Well I was the only one online at the time, so needless to say I was the first one to correctly say that 3564 is our Thespian troupe number. So he said my prize would be pretzels. I expected him to send me a picture of pretzels, but no, he got in his car, drove to my
house, and left a bag of pretzels in my mailbox. Damn he's insane
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Subject: ya know
From: SGood42
You know....you always here your grandparents telling you that when they were you age they"walked uphil, in the snow, both ways, without any shoes..just to get to school everyday" see they always fail to leave out that THEY WERE LATE EVERY SINGLE DAY!.
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Subject: Suicide for Dummies
From: Krazyk242
This morning I saw a guy running on the traintracks while a train was coming, with his shoes untied, wearing no sunscreen in the 118 degree heat, eating a sandwich of bloody red meat, smoking a cigarette, and waving a pair of sharp scissors in his hand. Horrified, I decided to intervene and called out ot him "Hey! What do you think you're doing? Smoking cigarettes? Those things will kill you!"
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Subject: Re: Flouride.
From: BabyLamms
>>So I went to a 311 concert last night with BabyLamms and some other friends. I would just like to say that girl has some nuts, dude.>>
She didn't mean that in the literal sense.
Now let's pad the length of the winners file with awarding USAmen his 30 tokens next. Regardless of what you thought of his Princess Diana joke thread, he had plenty of...um....quality (?) posts this week.
Subject: Re: MagicClams' Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: USAmen
If I had Bill Gates' money, I would never update Windows 95 because I'd be too busy doing every good-looking chick in the world.
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Subject: Re: MagicClams' Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: USAmen
I used to think that my father was the smartest man in the world. But then he moved back in with us and I lost all respect for him.
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Subject: Re: MagicClams' Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: USAmen
My mother always used to walk around with this large butcher knife in her hand, which was funny because she never actually cooked for us.
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Subject: Midas Mufflers
From: USAmen
Whoaa baby. I just walked back from the Midas shop. I brought my car in for state safety inspection and they said it needs $750.00 worth of brake work to pass! (Couldn't have anything to do with driving 105 mph all the time, could it?) Since my inspection sticker expires at the end of this month, I had no choice but to agree to have the work done at that ridiculous price. You could just see it in their faces -- they were just so damn gleeful
that my brakes were beat and they knew I had to have it done. Jokes on them though, because when they call me later today to say the car is ready, instead of paying I'm going to blast every last one of them with my AK-47 and drive off laughing. One concern though: Do you think it will void my Midas lifetime brake warranty?
Damn, his posts did little for the length, didn't they? Okay, Lavoris49 can fix that. She and PTSNIPES each get 20 tokens this week.
Subject: Re: Repeater's Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: Lavoris49
>>Just wanted to be part of something really really big. (Repeatr621)>>
I think I'm already part of too many really really big things. There's the universe, the population of the world, the human population of the world, the animal population of the world, the mammal population of the world, the female animal population of the world, the female human population of the world, the female mammal population of the world, the cult and militia group where we worship Gummi Bears and study their origins, the
multicellular organism population of the world, the vertebrae population of the world, the teenage population of the world, the heterosexual population of the world, all those populations of the U.S.A., and the population of Idaho.
That last one was a joke.
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Subject: Blood. . . not. . .getting. . .to. . .brain
From: Lavoris49
I've been feeling very uninspired, lately. I think it's because I, literally, don't get enough blood to my brain. It's a genuine health problem I have. And now I've decided to use that as an excuse for everything.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Oh, I couldn't get enough blood to my brain last night to do it.
Another teacher: Why aren't you taking the test?
Me: Sorry? I'm not getting much blood to my brain.
Coach: Why aren't you running cross country this season?
Me: I don't get enough blood to my brain, so I get dizzy every time I try to run.
Coach: Oh, that's really too bad. So, you're here at the meet to help out?
Me: No, I thought I'd bring my automatic weapon and systematically pick off runners. It has to do with the lack of blood circulating to my brain. But I really did want to be part of the team, this year. ::giving him a martyred look::
Mother: Why are you strangling your brother with the phone cord?
Me: The blood. It's not getting to my brain, again. ::sighing in frustration:: Mom, you know how I get.
Neighbor: Hey, that's my car you're smashing with an aluminum bat!
Me: Oh, is it? You see, I've got this problem, where the blood doesn't quite get to my brain. Makes me a little loopy. ::flashing my winning smile and breaking more windows::
After awhile, whenever I was around, people would tap their heads and nod at each other in a knowing fashion, as if to excuse my behavior. They'd probably refer to me as "Crazy Old Jamie". Or, since they already call me that, they might have to think of something more creative, like "that girl who doesn't get enough blood to her brain."
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Subject: Re: What you idiots dont realize
From: PTSNIPES
>>It only took three days of school to change my mind. My favorite subjects are now Geometry (draw pictures, all day) and World History, cause I just like it (History has always been my fondue, or was that forte? I always get those two confused.).>>
I never have understood geometry. Of course, that may be because I can't get pass the fact that they give you a compass with a really sharp pointy thing on it, and you're not allowed to stab anyone with it. What's the deal with that? ( hmmm that sounded a little TOO much like Seinfeld) And I think the word you're searching for is forte. They have a lot of those in history, but they always seem to get attacked.
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Subject: Re: Midas Mufflers
From: PTSNIPES
>>Do you think it will void my Midas lifetime brake warranty?>>
It shouldn't, because the warranty is for the lifetime of you and your car, NOT for the lifetime of the people who do the work. So, as long as you don't kill yourself, the warranty should be good.
Ah. That's much better. Onto business as usual. MitchRK gets 25 tokens this week; that's a pretty usual occurrence, isn't it?
Subject: Is it safe t' dance?
From: MitchRK
I don't dance. I don't dance because I don't know how to wahnoo. And according to Men Without Hats, we can dance if we wahnoo. That's why I don't dance.
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Subject: Re: Bob Dylan
From: MitchRK
>>Next month, Bob Dylan, is singing for the Pope. There's something wrong here, but I can't figure out what.>>
I believe it's your use of the word "singing."
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Subject: Fingers covered with ink from a Time Magazine?
From: MitchRK
I have been noticing lately that the phrase "too much time on my hands" is being overused. That's one of those things you notice when you have too much ti--- I mean, when you are free-time abundant.
What can I say about these next guys? How about: they each win 15 tokens. Yeah, that'll suffice.
Subject: Re: Another exciting day . . . Conade goes to the Fair.
From: Carcazoid
>>Oh yeah, I also bought a button that says "Newt Happens." >>
I you read the fine print, you'd know that it says "Newt Happens...to be one hell of an American." That's right. Newt Gingrich is Mr Onliner.
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Subject: Re: Carc's Thoughts on Random Subjects
From: Carcazoid
Idaho: Where Mr. Potato Head hangs his hat. And arms. And nose...
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Subject: Re: Sometimes you feel old school.
From: Repeatr621
There's so many things I can say right now. Don't you wish you knew what they were?
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Subject: Re: Sometimes you feel old school.
From: Repeatr621
Actually, I wish I knew what they were. That way I could say them.
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Subject: Re: L49 < ---- mouthwash molecules
From: Tansa
>>Tansa - Two can play at this game. No they can't, this is solitaire.>>
>>I've played double solitaire, before. It's really a bizarre concept.<<
So have I. But my sig said solitaire, not double solitaire. And we play race double solitaire, so at the end we have a big mess of cards and you can't tell who put what where. You also can't tell who won. It's very pleasing.
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Subject: Re: Chris's little thoughts
From: Tansa
>>Hey Tansa's background color is working again! I think she really did sell her sould to Satan. Hmmm, now I have to try it. This should be a green background:
USAmen
Did It Work???>>
Your background flashed me. I'm suing.
So, that's it. Oh, the name of this age? In case you're running a little slow this week, it is a reference to Tocadisco's departure. Yes, it looks like Nyello got a second wish fulfilled. But, I was going to do it on my own anyway. Really I was!