This week's winners celebrate the wee post. The pocket-sized post. The diminutive post. The succinct post. (I got a thesaurus this week.)

Starting off, we have 3 concise replies and 3 short posts each winning the tiniest amount of tokens available--10.
Subject: Re: Post Your Princess Dianna Jokes Here
From: Chriskolak
>>Let me tell you that jokes are a way of dealing with things...you should hear the jokes that firefighters/paramedics make. It's their way of dealing with a subject that is difficult to face. Look at what Funeral Directors must go through...I betcha that they have all their own jokes, as well. Some people don't understand, and that's fine. But just understand that humor, no matter how tactless it mightseem, is a defense mechanism>>

My Great uncle is a mortician, funny guy.
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Subject: Re: Astronia's Astro stuff
From: MagiAlex1
See lots of people post on your place but MINE? Noooooo. Everyone here hates me. That is why I came back :)
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Subject: Re: L49 < ---- mouthwash molecules
From: Lavoris49
>>That's not entirely true now...I get cabin fever living here too Lav, but I travel when I can and coming back to north Idaho is always refreshing. I'm proud to call Idaho my home. We get to enjoy a generally minority free community resulting in a very low crime rate and approximately 0% serious gang activity. Ethnic diversity here is virtually unnoticable since ethnicity requires there to groups in order to be recognized as being diverse.
We have some of the most beautiful country in the nation at our back doors. Canada is even better in places. Per capita, Lav and I get to enjoy some of the strangest frekin' oakey's I've ever seen. I'm talking back country. The malitia's all pretty much keep to themselves...unless the man chooses to make martyrs of them.
Not far from Lav's house is one of the finest swimming holes I've ever had the pleasure of diving into. Cliffs soaring to over a hundred feet...my personal best is about a 38 ft. swanny, man...what a rush, someday Lav, I'll get the guts to sneak out on the bridge and launch one off that unit. Snowboarding is probably the most fun I've ever had in snow. I'm a 22 yr ski veteran and the (painful) truth is, the knuckle draggers have it all
over the two plankers. Boating, waterskiing and fishing are no more than 10 minutes away from any place in the tri-county area...it's easier to think about what we have instead of what we don't...huh Lav...>>

Well, my post didn't require as much typing.
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Subject: Re: Carc's Thoughts on Random Subjects
From: TyleredOne
When I want to torment my daughter,I run outside as the bus pulls away,frantically waving her lunch.
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Subject: Re: Sometimes you feel old school.
From: Repeatr621
Darn SAT test register things. I go to register online and the thing tells me it can't find the darn file. So you know what I tell the computer? "Well, where was the last place you put it?"
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Subject: Re: rats
From: MrMrsStry
>>it is a proven fact that rats cant vomit.<<

Nuh uh...my friend had a rat named Marmaduke and it was Bulemic...yep. Used to make itself puke after eating.

The next winners are Carcazoid and USAmen; both get 20 tokens this week. I was going to give Carc 15 and US 25, but I didn't want to ignite a good sibling/bad sibling rivalry.
Subject: Re: Carc's Thoughts on Random Subjects
From: Carcazoid
The more time I spend here, the more I think I have a brain tumor.
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Subject: Re: Carc's Lessons on Life
From: Carcazoid
When in doubt, play stupid. You probably are anyway.
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Subject: Re: USAmen's Hard Drive
From: USAmen
I hate it when I drop-in on a French chat room and say "Hello everyone" and they all pretend they can't speak English. Funny though, they all seem to learn real fast when I follow with, "I said hello you smelly French pigs!"
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Subject: Re: USAmen's Hard Drive
From: USAmen
Never tell a nun with a ruler in her hand that she has a nice ass. I don't know how, but they always seem to know that you're lying.

The 25-token winner is SGood42, who more than adequately captured the conciseness meant by the Age of Brevity. (Yeah, like he knew it at the time...)
Subject: Re: Oldstyle, Freestyle, Random Jamdom!!!!
From: SGood42
Ok so i had to get some work done on my car today so I look up some auto repair places in the phone book and what do I find.

S & M Auto Repair..........so of course you know where i had to take my car. Now thats "definitaly not Service with a Smile"

and oh yea on the sine out front its says.."Wednesday is Ladies Day" ...now I bet thats were all the swinging singles go
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Subject: Re: Carc's Lessons on Life
From: SGood42
>>Always take your time when trimming your moustache.
Carcazoid<<

Its always a good thing to also take the time to actually check and make sure that you have a moustache before you go to trim it cause let me tell you...a bandaid on your upper lip looks damnnnn stupid

The Kat 4u wasn't very brief. He may be wee, I don't know firsthand. I wanted to give 30 tokens to his Chemistry teacher, but I guess he'll have to accept them. I attached a couple other of his posts to the first so that it looks like it is him who's winning.
Subject: MY CHEM teacher, she's a sharp one
From: The Kat 4u
this morning, i was in class. the lecture was going fine, when the teacher ( hot looking blonde with a phd in chem, and an ex-amature rowing champ, with a bod that makes it hard to concentrate) starts in on colums of the periodic table sharing the same physical charateristics. one guys doesn't get what's she saying, and ask " are those vertical, or horizonal colums?" she can't hear him, since he's in the back of the room, and asks
him to repeat the question. he then says, "you know, vertical", making an up and down motion with his hand, then " and, horizonal" making left to right motions. the teacher pauses, turns her head, and in a voice rich with sarcasim, says "well, if they were horizonal" makes left to right motion, " they wouldn't be colums, now would they".

i think i'm in love.
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Subject: Re: Curly
From: The Kat 4u
>>I just wanted my name to be in the subject.
Anyway, I ate popcorn three hours ago, and I'm still finding stuff in my teeth. Is this normal?>>

like kernle shells, or other stuff? cuz finding a piece of JFK's head, now that wouldn't be normal.
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Subject: Re: KAT's random thoughts about sports...
From: The Kat 4u
hockey rules, not like tennis. there are no helmet is tennis, no sticks, no penalty boxes, no fights, no toothless guys, no refs that have to wear helmets, no protective equipment, no sharp metal objects, no dense plastic things that travel real fast, and can kill a fan. see, hockey=good, tennis=bad.
ever hear the term " i went to the fights, and a tennis match broke out", well have you? do they have sudden death shoot outs in tennis? do they ever have to go into the locker, get 27 stiches, and be back on the court the next period in tennis? kind of hard to body check someone with that big stupid net in front of you....

I wasn't sure how many tokens to give MitchRK or Mr Onliner. So I threw their entries in a pot and stirred. 15 tokens each and a burnt tongue were the result.
Subject: Ma Bell
From: MitchRK
For those of you who know my phone number, please stop calling my house and leaving obscene messages and death threats. My mother answers a lot of those calls, and I can't get her to stop giggling.

My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.
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Subject: Re: Mr Onliner's Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: Mr Onliner
HOLY CHRIST, I THINK A BLIMP JUST CRASHED DOWN THE STREET!!!!!!


Wait, my cat knocked over the lamp again...I'm feeling quite the shemp...
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Subject: So Seuss me
From: MitchRK
I am a bloopus skubby dwuffaluffa kazza bwoof. I was rejected by Doctor Seuss. What the hell am I supposed to do now? If Suess isn't gonna utilize me, than who? Who else would have any use for a bloopus skubby dwuffaluffa kazza bwoof? NASA? Donald Trump? No! They don't have any need at all for a bloopus skubby dwuffaluffa kazza bwoof. And before you say it, I already tried Sesame Street. I used to think it would be kinda fun to be a
bloopus skubby dwuffaluffa kazza bwoof, but now I'm beginning to think otherwise. What? Mad Libs? As what? A nonsense word??!!! I resent that! Although I might just be almost that desperate. All right, what's their number? I'm such a sell-out. I feel as low as a bloopus skubby dwuffaluffa kazza fwoob.
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Subject: Re: Mr Onliner's Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: Mr Onliner
When I'm bored, I like to go through old joke books with a magic marker and write TAG on everything. I get bored a lot.

One more winner--one more winner of 30 tokens. I think CurlyAnnT will make the perfect Miss Brevity and will represent us all well. Alright, her first post is a rambling, but it *is* a brief one...
Subject: 'Allo?
From: CurlyAnnT
How come none of my posts are being posted? I think they are giving off illegal morse codes to the goverment computer system board of direct and indirect messages and communication specialists who have strategically magnatized the bytes and icons to spontaneously appointed them towards the main route of general direction.
Or maybe I just have to wait a few more minutes.
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Subject: Re: I can never think of a good subject.
From: CurlyAnnT
>>DEATH TO QUESTION MARKS!!!!!>>

Why?
Oops.
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Subject: Re: BORDOM
From: CurlyAnnT
>>Oh my god!!!!!!Another 1 sentence post! Is this going to be a new fad? Green is going to have a ball with many of the newbies here. hehehe (Helix743)<<

Who the hell are you?

Congrats to all. And, to those who say that this so-called Age of Brevity represents proof that my short attention span is shortening even more, I say, "Well, maybe."