Reign--yeah, there's about three of over a dozen winners whose posts have slightly sarcastic undertones. That sounds like a "reign" to me...

Let's start the week off with MitchRK who gets 30 tokens...because I haven't given him enough tokens already.
Subject: Re: Frookie
From: MitchRK
>>dont know why I just posted this.....I just did.
No, I have no excuse.
well, maybe I do, its called bordem.>>

"It's called boredom." This should be the RG's official motto. We don't have one already, do we?
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Subject: So, didja miss me?
From: MitchRK
I guess a lot of you have noticed that I have not been posting the past few weeks. I have been away on an extended vacation. I just got back about a half hour ago and I could hardly wait to get online and start posting away again on this board. So, now we have two games going at once, huh? While I'm thinking of it, I noticed something a little weird when I sat down at the computer just now. It looks like there are several finger smudges on the
keyboard, and I don't remember them being there when I left. I just thought that was kinda strange. Hold on. I just got an e-mail. I usually like to read them as soon as I get them, so I'll be right back.

Okay, this is weird. My e-mail message said that I have subscribed to some sort of mailing list to receive pictures of naked 350-pound men. What's going on here? I didn't subscribe to anything like that. Wait a second! What happened to all my printer paper? I bought a whole new batch of it before I left. Hold on. Another e-mail.

All right. What's going on? Now I'm getting an e-mail that says, "Here's that recipe for marijuana-laced brownies that you asked for. Peace, brother." I didn't ask for any recipe for anything, much less for that. Let me check something out.

Oh my god! Who's been posting with my name? Nobody else has my password. OH MY GOD! I keep it on this computer! Ewwww!!! Somebody's been using my computer and my account while I was gone?!! This sucks! This is unbelievable! They can't get away with this! I've got to do something!

Wow. I've been winning tokens in this game these past weeks? Hmmm. I guess the guy who's been breaking into my house and using my computer isn't really all that bad after all. I mean, what's a little felony when I'm winning a bunch of tokens?

Onto the 10-token winners, among them? Hacksim. Two weeks in a row. This is the beginning of something great for you...or not.
Subject: Re: Forrest Gump
From: BabyLamms
>>"Life is like a roll of toilet paper; you never know when it's gonna run out">>
What are you stupid or something? It's easy to tell when toilet paper is going to run out. It gets really really small and pretty soon you can see the cardboard tube. That was a completely idiotic statement. You just wanted to say "toilet paper".
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Subject: Yep, I'm feeling pretty dumb.
From: Tansa
I officially declare this Radiance Sonata's Stupid Day. Why you ask? Allow me to explain.

I woke up this morning and got dressed...or tried to rather. I put my jean pants on backwards. So, to get out of this little mess I decided, I'll just take one Lef out and put it in with the other. Not gonna happen. Which is how I ended up flat on the bathroom floor, both of my legs in one pant leg.

When I got that straightened out I went downstairs and tried to eat my donut with a fork. It took me three minutes to get the cap back on the cider because I was holding it upsidedown.

I dread school.
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Subject: Two of ME?
From: HeyUmehere
Folks always say I have a "duel" personality. I can't help it, I like to fight politely....oops, sorry I bloodied your nose. Oops, sorry I gave you a black eye. Oops, sorry I broke your arm.
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Subject: Re: ahem
From: Hacksim
>>Hey. My name's Repeatr621, but you can call me Amy. Or Paul, whichever you prefer. I prefer Paul, cause well, that's my name.>>
Hey, don't give out your name, There might be Weirdos out there!
Is it me or am I walkng into that?
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Subject: Employment Ad
From: SunDewlady
I have to share this with everyone. I was reading through the Shoppers Guide, ya know, that little newspaper that most towns get. Anyway, there is an Employment section in there and I was just reading the ads and I came across this one.

ASSISTANT MANAGERS/MANAGERS: Tara made $960 last week working 45 hrs, that's over $21 hr! John made $485, thats over $10 hr! Dick wasn't here. Dick made nothing. Don't be a Dick. Excellent f/t opportunities. Immediate interviews
516-546-3610

I almost spit my gum when I read that.

Im gonna call.
Tell them my name is Jane.
and I need the job to pay for Spot's hospital bill,
and that I wouldnt need the job so bad if DICK would have showed up to work.
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Subject: Re: Carc's Colorful Cache of Comedy
From: TyleredOne
50 in a 35..... 3:15 am....."We're not drunk,officer....we're late."
(Actual quote)

Friendly advice: If we are ever out drinking together,and get pulled over,...for the love of God..,don't let me talk to the cop!!

The 15-token winners, of which there are four. I have nothing further to say on this matter.
Subject: SO YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME
From: Krazyk242
WELL I'M BACK. I LEAVE FOR ONE, TWO, OK THREE WEEKS AND I FIND THE RANDOM GAME HAS SPLIT IN TWO! I TELL YA IT'S A CONSPIRACY LED BY THE DOUBLEMINT GUM COMMERCIAL PEOPLE.
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Subject: Re: Can I play?
From: Chriskolak
Hi, we're here to play the random game...

NO WE'RE NOT!!! YES WE ARE!!! SHUTUP YOU!!

Hey...we don't need help! You need help! No I don't! Yes you do! Who are we talking about?>>

Dear Lord all of Hacks posts roled into one.
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Subject: Re: Chris's little thoughts
From: Chriskolak
I was walking home from school today and I realized. Dang I left my car at school.
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Subject: Re: Carc's Colorful Cache of Comedy
From: Carcazoid
Let's see...it's late, I've had about two hours' sleep out of the last 24, I'm drunk...

Time to post!
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Subject: Re: Carc's Colorful Cache of Comedy
From: Carcazoid
Siskel and Ebert/Abbott and Costello: The similarities are too numerous to list.
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Subject: Re: twister metal2
From: PTSNIPES
>>Now whats the code you use to get a person like you laid?<<

>>I think I know that one. A $20 bill.
Bob>>

No, no, no. That's what we all use to get screwed by AOL. Getting laid is different.
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Subject: Re: i was robbed
From: PTSNIPES
>>{S hello

i posted the "men" post you awarded 20 tokens to in the generic age...you incorrectly awarded the tokens to some complete stranger...

Repeatr621 also gets 20 tokens, and I didn't even mess up his posts.
Subject: Re: men
From: Repeatr621
>>>Why can't I attract men like crazy instead of attracting crazy men??>>>

this was mine .........!!

your immediate attention to this matter is greatly appreciated, the tokens are mine, i normally would not care but my poor dear brother needs the jolt cola jockstrap, the Dr. says it will help clear up that nasty infection.>>

Hello dork. The tokens were for the response, not for your amazingly unwitty remarks. Your immediate attention in kissing my lily white butt would be greatly appreciated.

One winner of 25 tokens. Dawn, a wide range of topics seem to interest you--porn, to criminals, to nonsense subjects. Of course, that just appears to be the case to the uninformed, judging only from your winning entries this week...
Subject: Re: Beer, nudie pictures, and convienence.
From: MrMrsStry
>>Back in the day, there used to be porno -all over- the net, and for free!
From now on, every time I sign on to AOL, I want no less than 400 pornographic pictures in my mailbox, for free. Contribute, people.>>

Yeah, then your parents call the cops and say, "This Dawn woman is sending pornography to my special-needs 12-year old son. I want to press charges" Hey, I don't need to go through that again.
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Subject: Re: Criminals
From: MrMrsStry
>>Why do criminals cover their faces when shown on TV. I mean, come on, its not like their gonna lose their jobs or something: " Hey theirs Jones from accounting." "Isn't that Jones from accounting.">>
It's better than saying, "Hey, isn't that Dad? Hey Dad!!! Over here!!!! Should I call Mom?"
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Subject: Re: Ya Ba Da Ba Doo
From: MrMrsStry
>>I had a Guide IM me a warning for saying "butt" in a chat room>>
You should have told him that you were trying to say BUTTER, but you have a terrible stutter, and how callous of him to discriminate against the orally/grammatically handicapped..etc. That would have made him feel bad.

Lastly the winners of 20 tokens. An important lesson can be learned from Repeatr621--spell my screenname wrong, correct yourself, and be rewarded for the rest of your life. Wait, no, that's not the lesson. Be a Yankees fan and never win 30 tokens? No, that would be *unfair.* Um, maybe there is no lesson to be learned.
Subject: Re: LaDuM DeDedooo
From: Repeatr621
>>>Whos Myrhh?<<<

Before the rumor starts spreading, THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
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Subject: Re: Sometimes you feel old school.
From: Repeatr621
I think MRI stands for My Claustrophobic Hell. Well, they would have to change the letters, but...
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Subject: Re: EvErYbOdY LoOk hErE! tHiS Is pOiNtLeSs!
From: Repeatr621
>>>EvErYbOdY LoOk hErE! tHiS Is pOiNtLeSs!>>>

The other slogan of the Random Game.
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Subject: Re: USAmen's Hard Drive
From: CortJstr
(US)
>> Yay! I'm going to the big Promise Keepers rally in Washington, D.C. this weekend! <<

I can't believe that thing's televised, Ch 20, from noon to 6pm, needless to say, I won't be leaving my house today
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Subject: Re: EvErYbOdY LoOk hErE! tHiS Is pOiNtLeSs!
From: CortJstr
(ANT Champ)
>> EvErYbOdY LoOk hErE! tHiS Is pOiNtLeSs! <<

so is a butter knife, but you don't see me running around yelling about it
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Subject: Re: USAmen's Hard Drive
From: USAmen
Today is my brother-in-law's birthday. You might remember him as the one who ran over my parents' dog. I'm getting him one of those back-up alarm things for his car that makes that annoying beeping sound when he shifts into reverse. Okay, so it's really not so much a gift for him as much as it is for the neighborhood pets and children, but hey, I really don't like the guy that much.
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Subject: Re: USAmen's Hard Drive
From: USAmen
>>I need to say that I've read all the posts in this subject hoping that I might just learn something useful. And no, I havn't.(MWirth7070)
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Did you really expect to learn something useful reading posts in the Random Game? Well, okay, here goes: it's spelled "haven't" not "havn't". There, happy now? Idiot.
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Subject: Re: Newstyle, Freestyle, Random Jamdom!!!
From: SGood42
I recieved a sticker in the mail from AOL(wow...and all i have to do is pay $20 a month too!) and it even says FREE GIFT FOR AOL MEMBERS.........i feel honored! Anyways...it says...PEEL OFF STICKER( even came with instructions...hmmm are you sure this was from AOL?) and then it says PLEASE USE ON:(Aol has manners...it always says please and thank you) NOTEBOOKS,(what happened to E-mail?), SCHOOL BAGS,(Good idea! You can put it right next to
your KICK MY ASS NOW sticker you recieved from the Microsoft Network), CAR BUMPERS( What? You mean the."MY OTHER CAR IS A LIMO" sticker wasn't tacky enough?) LUNCH BOXES( do people still use these? Get your Steve Case lunch box now with the matching Bill Gates thermos), GYM BAGS( Hmm because you want people to know you are intelligent AND can lift things over your head), FOLDERS( Again put this next to your SKOOL IS KOOL sticker), BIKES( Yes this
sticker would match well with the playing card you have in your spokes to simulate that engine sound) and last but not least.....ECT.......hmmm well thats a pretty broad catagory..ECT...it could include

Household pets, parents head, on that pot roast your mother is cooking, over the picture of your fathers favorite centerfold which just happenes top be Miss June 1975, on the box you have hidden in the back of your closet tbhat says WINTER CLOTHES but actually contains sexual toys, right in the middle of your TV so you can see AOL everywhere..and last but not least..on your computer..so while your geting those busy signals waiting for AOL you can look at the sticker and feel needed.
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Subject: Re: Random
From: Odaeyss
>>emaG modnaR ehT.....Random enough for everyone??? Now do I get tokens??? PLEASE GIVE ME TOKENS!!!!!!!!! >>

Definately not your run-of-the-mill newbie.

And no. Not random enough. Tan deaR meGhomn is random.
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Subject: Re: old mother hubord
From: Odaeyss
>>old motherhobord
went to her cupbord
to give her god a bone
but when she bent over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own>>

You know, that was funny the first time I heard it. Heck, I even laughed this time. No, not because it's still funny, but because of all your freakin' typos.

The annoying little newbie
went to the RG
To try and please the masses
but when they got there
we gave them a scare
and TAGed their worthless hides to Wise Asses

Can these winners files get any longer?