How convenient -- the week after The Big One, you guys take a vacation so that I can logically follow it up with a Little week. Why little? Well, no 30-token winner and a sole 25 one. In fact, that's a little high for this week too, so let's get her out of the way. 25 tokens to Ozma22.
Subject: My original impression...
From: Ozma22
When I first looked at the Heckler's Online Main Board, I was bemused and befuddled by all the different games to choose from. So then I scroll down and see "Random Game" listed. And I thought, "Oh yay, it'll take me to some random HO game, so I won't have to choose myself." You know, like the random button on a stereo plays a random track of the CD, or clicking "random" on a web ring takes you to some random web site.

Boy, was I mistaken. And now I'm hooked. I hate you. Wait, no I don't.

The ironic thing is, every time I click on "Random Game" in the Interactivities main, it always comes here. So I guess it's not so random after all. How dissapointing. Wait, no it's not. At least you're all loony.
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Subject: Re: Halloween
From: Ozma22
>>Halloween is by far the best holiday.(crzy)>>

My boyfriend, instead of carving a pumpkin, painted an old microwave bright orange with a black face on it.
What would you expect from a guy who's crazy enough to love me??
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Subject: Re: I learn stuff at college
From: Ozma22
Some Christian group was handing out free candy for Halloween on campus today. I called them pagans. Two guys cursed me to hell and one girl started crying. I'm glad I didn't tell them what I really think.

Okay, now some 10-token winners -- beginning with CortJstr, who I believe is addressing our loss of Dawn. I could be wrong.
Subject: Re: BYE Y'ALL
From: CortJstr
Wanted-
One pervert, preferably female, incredible sense of humor is a must. Inquire within
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Subject: Re: Astronia's Astro stuff
From: Astronia
If I grabbed a pedestrian, put a bomb on his head, and parachuted him into enemy territory, with only a pistol, with a conspious warning about da bomb, i would be laughing SOOOO hard.....
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Subject: Trick or who?
From: MitchRK
I gave each trick-or-treater who came to the house tonight a picture of Treat Williams. I wonder how many of them will get it?
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Subject: Re: Dip till i die
From: Odaeyss
>>bmv,hjv,jhfv>>

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Oh, and Bob's reply is a one time thing...don't think you guys discovered the quick way to some tokens. Next, 15 tokens to PTSNIPES. So, is this any better, Snipes? 7.5 tokens per post, instead of 3? A total of 15 instead of 30?
Subject: Re: Monopoly
From: PTSNIPES
>>MissAimee
anyone know any good ferret recipes?<<

I do. It's called jam the ferret up Miss Aimee's rectum. Want it?
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Subject: Re: Snipesville
From: PTSNIPES
The Declaration of Independance was signed in 1776. I was born in 1974. Coincidence? I think not.

Two 20 token winners--Jamie and Brian. Think I'm saving all the many winners for a last minute push? You'll be disappointed.
Subject: Re: cat
From: Jlbkwrm
>>i once had a cat, it was the most beautiful cat in the whole entire world. i loved him. then the cat ran away. it could run pretty fast. my grandma could run pretty fast. she fought in vietnam. she threw a gernade. or maybe it's grenade. all i know is i like gatorade. my little cousin calls it's graygorade. she spilt it. she spills everything. she kills kittens.
Snap8x@aol.com>>

It's the ciiiirrrrcle, the cirrrcle of liiiiiiiiife.....
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Subject: Re: Snipesville
From: Jlbkwrm
>>This kid came to my door on Halloween dressed as a pez dispenser. He is currently reconsidering his decision after I snapped his head back and ripped out his throat.>>

Yeah, yeah, poor kid. Whatever. Thre important question is what flavor was he?
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Subject: Re: Brian's attempt at a thread
From: BrianJ718
Hi, I'm here at the local police station. I went out on mischief night with some friends. All we had was some harmless silly string. Anyway, the cops were out in mad force(for all you Massachusetts teenagers out there, that translates as 'in wicked numbers). The cops nabbed me and a few friends and took use to the local precinct so they could get our names and take our "weapons."
They told me I had one phone call so I did the logical thing: told them I wanted to sign on to AOL and post here. So, here I am. Hope I can get out of here soon...
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Subject: Re: Brian's attempt at a thread
From: BrianJ718
*****If you'd like to order the "Best of Just Brian," just call this toll free number, 1-800-DAMNIMSTUPID (and leave off the last T-U-P-I-D because it's too long, silly). Normally available for $9.95, but for a limited time only is yours for just a nickel (plus shipping, handling, and all foreign taxes).*****
Just Brian
*Asteriks make things look like they're important.*

15 tokens to U Phamism, because she actually waited to post the second one. (Or is a very slow typer.) It might have been more if she actually posted two minutes later instead of three, but then who am I to judge? Oh -- I forgot for a second.
Subject: Re: Uphie's Threads -n- Needles
From: U Phamism
[Time:12:47 EST]
I think I'll throw myself a surprise party in about 2 minutes...I hope I can keep it a secret from myself.
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Subject: Re: Uphie's Threads -n- Needles
From: U Phamism
[Time: 12:50 EST]
Oh! Myself just did the sweetest thing! I threw me a surpise party! Wow, I wonder how I kept it a secret from me.

All right, I lied earlier; you should be used to that by now. Here's many winners -- of 10 tokens.
Subject: Re: Hedge Hedge Bo Bedge-- The Thread Part 2
From: XkiDheDgeX
With all these aliases, I feel like we are in the Witness Protection Program gone bad.
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Subject: Re: USAmen's Hard Drive
From: USAmen
I spend two hours intricately carving two huge pumpkins and put two candles in each. I put them on the outside step and waited for two hours by the darkened window with a baseball bat two feet away from me. Two groups of teenagers looked at them, but did not attempt to smash them in the street like they did the past two years. This Halloween really sucked.
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Subject: Re: A little something I noticed......
From: Kwakerjak
>>By the time you're done, you have so many factors you can be anything.>>

Anything? Neat! I wanna be Honoshakinikinokuborabakukikilokulanolocomanoloco Boomshakalaka the Hawaiian surfer king!!
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Subject: Re: My Halloween
From: Dante303
Hey, Hacksim! You should be proud to know I derived this year's costume from you. I opened my door dressed in a bodysuit of this unnameable color wielding a rather large knife. I stared deep into the expectant eyes of those sweet little tots standing on my doorstep with their little pillowcases held out in anticipation of a delicious candy reward.....and screamed at the
top of my lungs: "I'LL CUT YOU MAN!". Watching them tear down the street like a demon from Hell was after them was one of the high points of my night. Next year I think I'll be Baldie.
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Subject: Re: TRICK OR TREAT?
From: The Kat 4u
>>ttttriccckkk oooorr tttttttrreattttttt
....finally>>(sphinkers)

see, it's every randomers hope to start a thread, and have some witty post on it. but nooooo, i get stuff like this...

Nah, Kat, that's the week it was. Well, congrats to the winners anyway.