i bought a donkey just to say "I bought a donkey" (Frecklejuice4)


i really didn't buy a donkey. goes to show, you don't need a donkey to say,
"bought a donkey" (Frecklejuice4)


that's like false advertising or somethin , saying you have a donkey when you
don't. (Frecklejuice4)


If i ran out and bought a donkey now, then could i reddeem myself. (Frecklejuice4)


8:00am
woke up, played random game went back to sleep
9:00am
Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. Slept through it, to my chagrin
10:00am
Just in time for the Rosie O'Donell show. That's a funny chick for you.
11:00am
shower, breakfast
had a donut and baked beans
12:00am
lunch. had a sandwich and baked beans
1:00pm
left my house, went to the park
2:00pm
Played basketball with some teenagers. they destroyed me
3:00pm
lost wallet in keys. I think the teenagers took 'em
4:00pm
Went back to the park with a shovel. tried to get stuff back from teenagers.
they destroyed me
5:00pm
woke up in a dumpster by the park
6:00pm
made it home, broke in through the window, had some dinner. made baked beans
and a burger
7:00pm
called every number in my black book, looking for a date
8:00pm
still looking for a date
9:00pm
went to movies by myself. saw a Time to kill, which wass perdect because i
had some time to kill
10:00pm
still in the movies, got up though - to go to the bathroom
11:00pm
went home. ran into some teenagers, they destroyed me
12:00am
went to bed (Frecklejuice4)



What happened rto milli vanilli? (Frecklejuice4)


MOTAL COMBAT (STRIFE1250)

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Will you update the entries already! How long does it take you anyway! Arrgh! (Demon ofHO)

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Now, how do I do this? (Lonelytear)

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Oh, so that's what that black send box does...... (Lonelytear)

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Listen close
Listen near
Listen well
To what you hear
Everyone dies
Somewhere
Sometime
Envolve yourself
Inflate yourself
Carry yourself well
And what you see
And what you hear
Only time will tell (Monamad)

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I swear I heard this on the radio this morning:

"And now Big man Jack is back on the air. Over to you Jack...Hey? Where's Jack? Dammit! Jack where are you? (Sound of russling papers) I know its time for Jack. I know it dammit! Murray! Where's Jack? Am I insane, or is it not time for Jack to be on the air?" (Test siren goes on)
(Monamad)

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uhhhh... i think i will put this on the blank page, man! i mean, what's the point? you just type something! NOTE:this IS an entry. ladeedah. _ a;lsdkjf i am getting tired of typing these ASCII characters. Not to sound like a Comp Nerd, which i am. man, how do you choose a winner? oh yeah, you're in your "HAZE" when you pick them! YAY! i just ate a PEZ!!! (Zaarin1898)

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Freckle juice is funnier than Frecklejuice. (LtJG RJ2)

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Pretty hard to run the game without the Magnificent Seven, isn't it? We rule this world! Never forget that! Bow down! Biochick1, WLW Troub, Tocadisco, Sour Soda, IZZO, LeonardABC, and MagicClams are randomly selected gods! (MagicClams)

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It would be kind of neat to develop a survey that will tell us how may internet users own ferns. (Hug Earth)

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Maybe Earl May would develop that survey for us. (Hug Earth)

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you're all nucking futs....awww...i have a hucking fangover....mits on she. (Ourself)

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When we get home, I'm going to beat you over the head with a goat....You big anvil, you.. (Ourself)

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Lenny....Oh Lenny....This is the voice of your dead dog...I've come to make love to you...Lenny... (MW934902)

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Yves is a dork (MW934902)

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Exactly what is a penis pump?? (MW934902)

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You know I won an hour of free online time for the punchlines game!
(Kheetah)

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I spent that hour trying to think up things for the random game. (Kheetah)

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I really admire Biochick and WLW for their persistance at this game. I had no idea humor came in so many forms.
(Kheetah)